YAAAAASSSSS!!!



Sometimes you may feel like life just never goes your way. Like right now, my stomach is singing hits by Jonté and KFC refuses to take these damn coupons! Then just when I was preparing to roll over and die, The Creator blessed my soul with this video. Yes, Kang Jesus saves.

During a webcam chat with his last few fans, Bow Wow received a message from someone (who I officially deem “The Shit”) asking if he is a top or a bottom.

My reaction next.

That shit was all the supplement I needed for the entire day. I adore how he and homeboy from Holes, tried to act like they didn’t know what that shit means. Girl, you know your Fleet bottle is empty.

I would like whoever sent Bow Wow that question to please email me and redeem a free can of Chek soda and a pack of Easy Mac on me.

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22 COMMENTS!
#1

TroublemakerSupreme
May 12, 2009 @ 2:36 PM

now you sure it wasn’t Fresh or one of her CrunkLand minions?

#3

fxckeryimmune
May 12, 2009 @ 2:39 PM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. that was his “lemmie pull this lie out my ass real quick” face. Mine eyes doth sense fuckery in the midst….that fool know he a bottom.

#4

Kid Fury
May 12, 2009 @ 2:47 PM

I have a feeling it was a Crunkster, Troublemaker! He look like his bootyhole quivered as soon as he read it.

#5

TeanBean00
May 12, 2009 @ 2:48 PM

who doesnt know what a top or a bottom is..

and he refuses to answer.. uh huh.. which means he’s both.. den da lil white boy is killing me by giving the same reaction as lil bow wow.. i cant

#6

Boogie
May 12, 2009 @ 2:53 PM

you know as soon as it was over, they went and had sex right..

#7

Kid Fury
May 12, 2009 @ 2:56 PM

BITCH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! LMAO!

#8

fxckeryimmune
May 12, 2009 @ 3:09 PM

“they gon` make that into somthing else…” theres NOTHING to make that into, heterosexual sex isn’t normally reffered to like that….

lmao yeah nigga, plead the fif…we’ll ask Omari.

#9

Thissh*trighthere
May 12, 2009 @ 3:25 PM

*In dreaddy from Dave chappelle’s show voice*
He versatile baby

#10

BillionNairaBitch
May 12, 2009 @ 4:30 PM

DEAD & 6 feet unda! @

you know your fleet bottle is empty.

#11

E.Jay
May 12, 2009 @ 4:38 PM

The only reason he looks confused is b/c he refers to “top” and “bottom” as “pitcher” and “catcher”, and that nig knows he catches more balls than Mike Piazza did in his prime.

#12

E.Jay
May 12, 2009 @ 4:39 PM

So that is that motherf*cker from Holes! LOL I knew it!

#13

Misty Knight
May 12, 2009 @ 5:06 PM

Oh Pleeeze! Ive seen more sincere acting from Glenn Beck! “Whaaaaa???? Top or Bottom?” “What that Mean?” Bish pleeze! Like its your first time being asked that question. Or maybe he just cant recognize it without first being treated to dinner, and a movie! Maybe thats it, perhaps Bow Wow is a proper lady, u gotta rev up the engine before you take that ass for a Drive! :)

#14

Misty Knight
May 12, 2009 @ 5:06 PM

Oh God he’s with the actor from “Holes”!!!
OH. THE. IRONY.

#15

Quick
May 12, 2009 @ 5:31 PM

the kanye gif is priceless! He trying to act slow, know good and well he pitchin to the homie on his left-

#16

The IPS
May 12, 2009 @ 6:24 PM

ROFL @ someone pointing out that he was with the dude from “Holes” ROFL!!

I CAN’T!!!

The dude from Holes was trying to hide his smile…come on.

#17

MzVirgo
May 12, 2009 @ 8:19 PM

Why is Bow Wow in denial about the “top and bottom” question?

Denial is NOT a river in Egypt!

#18

Mani
May 12, 2009 @ 8:49 PM

LMAOO omg I am crackin’ up at the kanye gif and Bow Wow’s reaction. He purposely chose that question to read in hopes that we’ll be like OH, HE AIN’T GAY. HE AIN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TOP OR BOTTOM MEANT. Pfffft, bye. Why is Khelo always on the side staring at him licking his lips like he’s not on camera?

#19

HA HA !!!
May 12, 2009 @ 8:57 PM

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

:::::::::::::::KAPOW:::::::::::::::::::

THAT BOTTOM HAS BEEN EXPOSED……I LOVED HOW HE ROLLED HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW IT……

BOY TREEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#20

POOHT2
May 13, 2009 @ 7:35 AM

FRESH IS THAT YOU???? LMAO

#22

Nay_Da_Body
May 15, 2009 @ 8:55 AM

YALL NEED TO QUIT AINT SHIT GAY BOUT BOW. OR KHLEO GROW THA FUCK UP REAL TALK ALL YALL ON THESE GOSSIP SITES THINK EVERY CELEBRITY IS GAY BUILD A BRIDGE AN GET OVA IT BYTCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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