So, the big rumor going around is that Chris Brown and Rihanna are engaged to be married. The Bajan star with the platinum forehead was seen strutting around with a big rock on her ring finger and people say Yellow Cake proposed to her on New Years. Awww…

I just wish people would finally come to grips with the fact that this whole Right On! Magazine romance is a publicity stunt. From the day they started making out in KFC, I called bullshit! She just got a green card, he just got a pubic hair — it makes no sense. I am through with promoting these two, because their fake love life promotes them enough.

I had no idea that Paula Abdul ran to MTV to ink her own show…a cheerleading competition, of all things. I’m going to have to stamp “I Vote Hell No” across this piece of sweetness right along with Bromance and the …of Love shows. Besides, if Paula doesn’t have a pipe and a bottle of Winn-Dixie Chardonnay in her hand, I don’t believe her.

Some people just can’t let a good thing live.

Mariah is releasing a new album titled, The Ballads, and I suppose while bouncing around on Nick Cannon’s lap she thought to re-record her popular song, “Hero”. Now, I’m not going to say which version of the song is better — you all can decide for yourself. However, if I were Mimi I would have left this shit alone. You know, Whitney is coming back…any day now.

2008 was not Ciara’s year. That “Go Girl” record was tragic, but once her crotch healed from all those wild splits, the ATL beauty got up and now she is back at it…I even hear she has a mixtape on the way (can we say “blue light special”?). Anyway, “Never Ever” is the first single off of Ciara’s anticipated new album, Fantasy Ride — the slow jam, produced by Polow Da Meerkat, also features Young Jeezy.

Personally, this record will never ever get my iTunes dollars, boring as it is. Other listeners seem to be enjoying it on the other hand, so more power to you, Ci Ci.

Play: Ciara - Never Ever (feat. Young Jeezy)

According to MTV News, Jim Jones turned himself in to police this morning to discuss the alleged fight between him, Ne-Yo & “Ty-Ty’s brother” at a Louis Vuitton store in Manhattan a few weeks ago. Yet, the details of the incident are still hazy.

Inauguration Day is around the corner, people! This petty nigga behavior needs to cease, and it is just like some niggas to start fighting in the YT folk’s establishment. Now, had they been bustin’ skulls at Foot Locker, nobody would be investigating this shit.

It’s the middle of the weekend, I know, but I just wanted to drop in before Monday to comment on this new Titty Pain video. Honestly, I think I had a mild stroke trying to get through this foolishness. T-Pain seems to be focusing on this whole concept of having each video be one single shot with a bunch of colorful special effects and shit flying around on the screen — like a damn Disney/Pixar movie. Someone is liable to have a seizure watching this psychedelic mess. They should’a never gave ya’ll CGI!

Gentlemen, start your webcams! Your Creole Queen is back with two new music videos — “Diva” and “Halo”. I know the kids are bedazzling their Sasha Fierce outfits and preparing their Youtube reenactments as I type. You can expect to catch a glimpse before the day is over. Anyway, the “Diva” video is above featuring a very aggressive yet glamorous Beyoncé. Get into that  rapper-for-a-day swag.

Check out the Halo video under the cut! Quick, before Daddy Knowles snatches them down!

I’m out for today, but I’m leaving you all with some words of wisdom from Queen Khia — specifically for my female readers. Get into this knowledge and salute the Thug Misses flags. YES!

Any excuse to be in a room full of big-breasted white women who will swallow your kids for a dinner mint…typical. Not saying I’m mad at Flo Rida — get the time of your life. Just don’t come back to Miami with no pregnant porn stars. You know them Carol City girls will terrorize a hoe.

According to People, Usher and his husband, Tamanka, welcomed another baby boy into the world yesterday. So now there are two little Raymond-Foster critters running around Atlanta somewhere and four penises in the family. Usher, you can’t turn back now, sucka! It couldn’t be me…but God bless the little ones and all that good shit.