Kid Fury PSA
I’ll catch ya’ll on Monday! I got real life shit to take care of.
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The Fury is nominated for 4 Black Weblog Awards this year, including Best Microblog for my Twitter account. Please show your support and click the link in the pictures above to vote for me. There’s no need for me to act brand new — I want to win some shit. Make sure you vote for me in ALL categories. If I win an award, I promise to send you all a complimentary bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch or Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce, depending on your preference.
Saints Don’t Hold Me!
Click two times if your church has that band that always wants to sprinkle a little 106 & Park into their praise music. These kids were having a little too much fun.
The Kid Is Not His Son!
According to new reports, Usher has reason to believe that The Swamp Thing’s youngest child, Naviyd, is not his biological son.
“The first thing Usher said was, ‘How did that happen?’ — because he was gone a lot, and their sex life was very, very limited,” a friend of the star reveals. “He’s determined to get truthful answers.” [via NecoleBitchie]
I’d like to know how it happened too. I never thought that man and El Chupacabra could conceive human babies in the first place. So we all have questions that need answers, nigga.
Ghetto Love
Katrina and her baller boyfriend, Kenyon Martin, stocked up on free Ritz crackers and spray can cheese at an EBT Awards after-party earlier this week. They make a…decent couple. I even heard that K-Mart got that ugly ass lipstick kiss tattoo on his neck to show his love for Trina Bean. How foolish romantic! Hopefully, he doesn’t beat her up or cheat on her — well then again, maybe if he does we’ll get more of this type of shit.
You Need More People…And Testosterone!
Dairy Queen (that’s Fury speak for these two tragic lovelies) really wants you all to believe that they are in love. What better way to do that than to have a Derek Blanks alter-ego photo shoot? Child, I believe this about as much as I believe Cheri Dennis will sell out the parking lot at Jamba Juice.
Que’s pig pussy lips have a stronger bond with Dorion’s dick and I think we all know that. When Diddy refused to reload this boy’s Burger King card, that College Hill cock was there. This is a site of honesty people.
VIBE Magazine Folds
Well friends, you can add VIBE Magazine to the very active list of the deceased.
On behalf the VIBE CONTENT staff (the best in this business), it is with great sadness, and with heads held high, that we leave the building today. We were assigning and editing a Michael Jackson tribute issue when we got the news. It’s a tragic week in overall, but as the doors of VIBE Media Group close, on the eve of the magazine’s sixteenth anniversary, it’s a sad day for music, for hip hop in particular, and for the millions of readers and users who have loved and who continue to love the VIBE brand. We thank you, we have served you with joy, pride and excellence, and we will miss you.
Danyel Smith
the former Chief Content Officer VIBE Media Group
& Editor in Chief, VIBE
I can’t take this right now. The publication that has inspired me for years is a wrap. Lord, what are you going to take next? McDonald’s Dollar Sweet Tea?!
Signed Hype
I am officially over Droopy Drake and his sad eyes. I’m still trying to figure out how his crippled ass managed to snag such a prime slot on the Shame Negroes Worldwide Awards Sunday when he has no album, no video, and no Creole bravado. Well, one thing he does now have is an official label home.
After weeks of speculation, Drake has chosen to go with the home team and sign with Lil Wayne’s Young Money Records, according to a source close to the situation. The deal breaks down as a joint venture between Young Money and Cash Money, with Universal Republic distributing. Drake’s management was adamant that he should be viewed as an independent artist, although Universal will distribute the project. [ source ]
I won’t lie. There is a thread of me hidden deep somewhere that could grow into stan for for this dude, but until then I’m going to roll my eyes when people hype him up and illegally download his album from these Internet streets.
The 2009 EBT ClusterFuck
You all may consider this my coverage of this year’s BET Awards, and this is way more than that piece of shit show deserves. I’m not going to name all the reasons that BET Networks should be painting Satan’s toe nails in hell, because I’m liable to get upset all over again. However, if you’d like to drop your opinion on the festivities, feel free.
Kid Fury PSA: Perez, Eat A Dick!
That’s right, lovers & friends! I am officially starting a Youtube Channel called, The Fury TV — excuse my unoriginality. I was going to wait until the fall, when I’ll get a better quality camera, but with all the people dropping dead these days I figured why wait. This webcam may be Bay Bay Bay (meaning ghetto [c] Kyle Washington), but I’m gonna make it work. Get your life!
