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My brothers and sisters, between this treacherous new job of mine, the heartbreaking events in Haiti, and the passing of Teddy Pendergrass, there was not much for me to smile about yesterday…until MC General L. Platty dropped the hottest new single to rock the nursing home — Pants on the Ground! He is delivering gallons of hot fuckery and baskets of joy right on time!
Hey, don’t let the D-Boy outfit and the Jersey Shore dance moves fool you! There is a message in this hit record: You’re looking like a fool with your pants on the ground! What is taking so long for Lil’ Wayne to sign this man to Young Money? Drake could never!
I only pray that Andre 3000 jumps on a remix!
Family, I come to you bringing troubling news regarding the site. You might have noticed that I haven’t been updating very much these past few days. See, I have found a new way to hustle through this recession and it requires a hefty portion of my schedule, therefore stuffing this site with loads of fat-free fuckery has become quite difficult.
Do not fret, because I DO NOT plan on shutting The Fury down at all. I will still make sure to update the blog, along with The Fury TV and my Twitter account, however I want you all to know that the updates will not be as frequent, they may come at random times in random ways, and somedays I will not be able to update at all.
This glitch in the system will be TEMPORARY, so please BARE WITH ME. This is necessary to bring a major change to the site, so I can have a bigger and better product for you guys. I’m always going to promote Geisha, praise the Creole dynasty, make Chris Brown knuckle jokes, and show ya’ll love. So, don’t pour out your Peach Chek sodas for me just yet. Stick around and make yourself a plate in the back.
Thanks!
– Kid Fury
P.S. I am not selling bussy…times ain’t that damn hard.
Well, it’s very clear that the younger girls still love our little Iron Fist Prince, but he’s making sure to stay out of the line of fire these days. Scroll on down to the 3:47 mark in this video of a recent Yellow Cake concert, and notice the little tot who raced onstage trying to make her face beat up those hands. Mechanical Dummy used a little of that Tekken speed with a side-order of Madden agility and flew clean out the way! That’s the stuff!
It could of ended up sounding like this.
The infamously offensive and hilarious Adult Swim cartoon will be returning to your TV screens next year with plenty of “niggas” to go around.
Following a roughly three-year hiatus, the popular animated series The Boondocks will be returning to TV in the New Year, says creator Aaron McGruder.
The third season should air in early 2010, according to this message posted to the writer’s Twitter account (@aaronmcgruder) early Christmas Day: “Finally got an airdate for Season 3. Not sure if I’m allowed to put it out yet, so I’ll just say you got about three months! Merry Xmas!!”
The popular yet controversial comic strip-turned-cartoon premiered in 2005 on Cartoon Network and centers on the antics of brothers Huey and Riley (both voiced by actress Regina King). The second season aired in 2007.
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I’m sure there will be tons of dead Michael Jackson jokes, cracks on Obama, and maybe a hint of Tiger Woods shade. I’m strapping on my seat belt now!
Just in time for the holiday festivities, here is the new Steph Jones video for his remake of the popular Christmas song, “Little Drummer Boy”. Ya’ll already know that this man’s name is stamped on my stan card, so this post was inevitable. The video features cameos from Jordin Sparks, B. Scott, and Steph’s pectoral muscles.
This is what Mr. Jones had to say on why he chose to recreate this tune.
I didn’t make this song just for Christmas. It’s a song that I remade to show that when its your true calling you are to be the best you can in order to inspire others…which will bring people together. When me, Jordin Sparks and B. Scott were marching with those drums I imagined us being on the frontline in a war and it was my way of saying that it doesn’t matter if you are man, women, gay or straight… We should all be able to come together and fight for a certain cause no matter who you are.. And once we truly figure that out then that’s when we grow as a people.
My people, how much longer are you going to keep this up? If I see another baby with a fresh lacefront or some buy-one-get-a-pack-free weave in there head, I’m gonna email Obama. These children should look like children — dressed in OshKosh and shit…not fancied up like they’re going to the club where ladies drink free all night!
Shout out to Tamikha for bringing this tragedy to light.
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If you are trying to escape from The Wig Crypt, the time is now. Seems like The Creole Dynasty is distracted!
Tina Knowles filed divorce papers in Harris County, Texas last month, in an attempt to end their almost 31-year marriage. In the documents, it says Tina and Matthew “ceased to live together as husband and wife on or about January 5, 2009″ — the exact day of their 30th wedding anniversary.
Back in October, Mathew was hit with a paternity lawsuit from a woman who’s not his wife — no word if that affected Tina’s decision to pull the plug. [Bitch, what do you think? — Kid Fury]
Mathew has been Beyonce’s manager for years, so there could be a ton of cash up for grabs in the split.
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