Flavor of Skeezer!

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.January.25th.2008 in I Vote No!, That's A Damn Shame, Your Opinion Please

I thought the new season of Flavor of Love was suppose to feature classy, humble, and sophisticated women. Yet, I still see some booty-tooting hoes with crooked weaves. I’m not mad or surprised, really. I’m just saying…you ain’t got to lie, VH1!

I’m sure I will be tuning in to this fuckery, although my New Year’s resolution was to stop watching Viacom’s reality shows. Peep the rest of the chickenheads after the cut. You’re going to drool over their nicknames.

Sheezinz

Shy (New York, is that you?)

Ice

Bunz

Bee-Ex

Peechee (…never mind)

El

HotLanta

Dyme (I think this chick sells wigs and baby food at the US1 Flea Market.)

Rayna

Q-Tee (girl, go home)

Thing 1 (I Vote…)

Thing 2 (NO!)

Sinceer

Shore-Tee (is this one supposed to be a joke?)

Prancer

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12 COMMENTS!
#1

aQuA
January 25, 2008 @ 2:52 AM

ii FEEL LiiGHTYEARZ DUMBER JUS BY ENTERTAiiNiiN THE NiiCKNAMEZ. WTF iiZ A SHEEZiiN AND WHY DEY GOTTA DO MA CiiTY LYK DAT (MYAMMEE???)…ii MEAN DEY SPELLED NEW YORK RiiGHT, NO EBONiiCZ NEEDED DERE. PURE PHUQQERii…NEW YORK TRYNA SNEAK BAQQ iiNTO DA HOUSE, SHY U AiiNT FOOLiiN NOBODY, DA KiiTCHEN AZZ SYNTHETiiC HAiiRWEAVE N TROUTMOUTH STiiLL GONNA LAND U AT NUMBA 2!! WUN ? B4 ii SHADDUP THO…iiZ THiiNG II THiiNG I’Z DAUGHTER?

#2

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January 25, 2008 @ 1:55 PM

[…] Why do some of these women actually look normal? They must be hiding something. Check out the herd here. […]

#3

Seattle Slim
January 28, 2008 @ 6:12 AM

*walks in, sees Peechee and walks the fuck out*

DEUCES!

#4

Mo'Ree
January 28, 2008 @ 8:59 AM

I can only imagine the smell of vasaline, Mad dog 20/20 and ass that is gonna be coming out of this house. ICK! It looks like they went to the finest “gentlemens” clubs to find these lovely ladies….

#6

Hotsauce
January 28, 2008 @ 2:41 PM

Shortee looks like a tall midget, Her head his Super-LARGE

#7

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January 28, 2008 @ 10:22 PM

[…] attempt at an Oscar…wishful thinking!-> CELEB-BLITZ Meet the new Flava of Skezzers!-> THE FURY Bobby B. plays daddy for a day!-> THAT’S NOT […]

#8

Tay
January 29, 2008 @ 9:17 AM

Why do some of these females look like men whatever rock his boat ewww

#9

Monnica
January 29, 2008 @ 8:16 PM

um…some of these chicks look like dudes….I see you GRayvee *snaps for the kids*

#10

zee
January 29, 2008 @ 10:20 PM

damn all of them are ugly as hell…rayna is a man..i dnt care what anyone says.savanna is the only decent looking one.the rest all look like myspace failures to me

#11

Hypnotic
January 29, 2008 @ 10:46 PM

This is too coonish…….*hops back on the slave ship* sails back to Africa

#12

Koolkidkulture
January 30, 2008 @ 12:46 PM

i only have two issues this.

1. the girls (at least about 95% of them)
2. their names.

http://choosehiphop.com/

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