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  • Jan 25 2008

    Flavor of Skeezer!

    Written by Kid Fury

    I thought the new season of Flavor of Love was suppose to feature classy, humble, and sophisticated women. Yet, I still see some booty-tooting hoes with crooked weaves. I’m not mad or surprised, really. I’m just saying…you ain’t got to lie, VH1!

    I’m sure I will be tuning in to this fuckery, although my New Year’s resolution was to stop watching Viacom’s reality shows. I’d honestly rather rack up the coins playing VirginBingo online! Peep the rest of the chickenheads after the cut. You’re going to drool over their nicknames.

    Sheezinz

    Shy (New York, is that you?)

    Ice

    Bunz

    Bee-Ex

    Peechee (…never mind)

    El

    HotLanta

    Dyme (I think this chick sells wigs and baby food at the US1 Flea Market.)

    Rayna

    Q-Tee (girl, go home)

    Thing 1 (I Vote…)

    Thing 2 (NO!)

    Sinceer

    Shore-Tee (is this one supposed to be a joke?)

    Prancer

    In I Vote No!,That's A Damn Shame,Your Opinion Please

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    12 Comments »

    1. ii FEEL LiiGHTYEARZ DUMBER JUS BY ENTERTAiiNiiN THE NiiCKNAMEZ. WTF iiZ A SHEEZiiN AND WHY DEY GOTTA DO MA CiiTY LYK DAT (MYAMMEE???)…ii MEAN DEY SPELLED NEW YORK RiiGHT, NO EBONiiCZ NEEDED DERE. PURE PHUQQERii…NEW YORK TRYNA SNEAK BAQQ iiNTO DA HOUSE, SHY U AiiNT FOOLiiN NOBODY, DA KiiTCHEN AZZ SYNTHETiiC HAiiRWEAVE N TROUTMOUTH STiiLL GONNA LAND U AT NUMBA 2!! WUN ? B4 ii SHADDUP THO…iiZ THiiNG II THiiNG I’Z DAUGHTER?

      by aQuA

    2. [...] Why do some of these women actually look normal? They must be hiding something. Check out the herd here. [...]

      by MissInfo.tv BLOG » Uhhhh…..Fight the Power?

    3. *walks in, sees Peechee and walks the fuck out*

      DEUCES!

      by Seattle Slim

    4. I can only imagine the smell of vasaline, Mad dog 20/20 and ass that is gonna be coming out of this house. ICK! It looks like they went to the finest “gentlemens” clubs to find these lovely ladies….

      by Mo'Ree

    5. [...] The Flavor of Skeeza – The Fury [...]

      by   Lil Wayne is Mad As Hell & He’s Not Going To Take ANYMORE!!! — 

    6. Shortee looks like a tall midget, Her head his Super-LARGE

      by Hotsauce

    7. [...] attempt at an Oscar…wishful thinking!-> CELEB-BLITZ Meet the new Flava of Skezzers!-> THE FURY Bobby B. plays daddy for a day!-> THAT’S NOT [...]

      by STRAIGHT OUTTA NYC » Blog Archive » LATE-NIGHT LINK-UP!

    8. Why do some of these females look like men whatever rock his boat ewww

      by Tay

    9. um…some of these chicks look like dudes….I see you GRayvee *snaps for the kids*

      by Monnica

    10. damn all of them are ugly as hell…rayna is a man..i dnt care what anyone says.savanna is the only decent looking one.the rest all look like myspace failures to me

      by zee

    11. This is too coonish…….*hops back on the slave ship* sails back to Africa

      by Hypnotic

    12. i only have two issues this.

      1. the girls (at least about 95% of them)
      2. their names.

      http://choosehiphop.com/

      by Koolkidkulture

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