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Dallas Austin On Joss Stone

Dallas Austin On Joss Stone

If you haven’t heard, Dallas Austin has been accusing a lot of female singers of sleeping with producers, including himself, for their beats. To that and the above video I say: Nigga, drink bleach. Nobody gives a rotisserie-grilled shit about you or Joss “Almost Black Enough” Stone. I’ll give you three good reasons why I [...]

March 19, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
I Vote No

I Vote No

[ pic source ] Oh, I won’t stand for this shit. These Beyoncé stans need to attend praise and worship. Be’ may be a role model for a lot of you women out there, but please don’t try to transform into her. I got love for the big girls, however if you are a size [...]

March 19, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
So Fresh, So Clean

So Fresh, So Clean

Will Smith [has fit] his Los Angeles home with the latest Japanese restroom gadget. The movie star reveals his new “toy” affords him a hands-free toilet experience, and cleans him up afterwards. He says, “They’ve installed these toilets from Japan. They’re paper free. Wherever you sit on the toilet, somehow it hits the bull’s eye [...]

March 19, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Spit Yo’ Game!

Spit Yo’ Game!

A taxi driver swears to the following: Last week, he was driving Terrence Howard , who’s been dating Naomi Campbell, and “a tall blond woman. He was talking very loudly and said, ‘I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,’ and then leaned forward and yelled at me, ‘And you [...]

March 19, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
50 Cent’s Album Release Date

50 Cent’s Album Release Date

Bucky Fifty used a segment on Skyblog to announce to his fans that his album, Before I Self-Destruct, will be in stores on June 19th. Yippy-Ki-Yo-Ki-Yay! The only reason I posted this video is because I thought it was funny how Curtis’ face is the same black as the “Records” marquee behind him. All you [...]

March 15, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
I Vote No

I Vote No

God is good, because if syphilis was transferred through the air, New Pork York would have us all in the free clinic. Count your blessings, people. Tiffany and the Biggum twins worked Blender Magazine this month looking a good mess. I heard that Sister Patterson can be found in the outtakes making it clap with [...]

March 14, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Get Over It

Get Over It

Jennifer Hudson might be letting her Oscar win for Best Supporting Actress in “Dreamgirls” go to her head. Besides tangling last week with Simon Cowell of “American Idol,” the show that gave the ungrateful diva her big break, the singer tried to back out of performing at Saturday’s taping of the Soul Train Awards show [...]

March 13, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 1
Oh Bitch, Please!

Oh Bitch, Please!

A new “American Idol” won’t be crowned until May, but there’s one competition Sanjaya Malakar has already won — the Halle Berry Lookalike Contest! While Sanjaya’s vocal talents have people calling him the next Antonella Barba (minus the scantily clad pics–we hope), there’s no denying the 17-year-old has Halle’s Oscar-winning tousled brown locks. Best Performance [...]

March 12, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Curtis Pt.2

Curtis Pt.2

video c/o Miss Info These rappers need to recognize that beef isn’t what it used to be. You can’t just make regular diss records on your enemies anymore. The hardcore niggas go about things in a new way for ’07 – video disses. I know you see it, and if you aren’t out taping footage [...]

March 12, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Wild Dogs

Wild Dogs

March 5, 2007 — ONE Bryant Park Hotel guest got a surprise greeting when he returned to his room Thursday night to find Serena Williams’ two tiny pooches napping on his bed. “Serena checked into a suite with a terrace, and the guest staying next door to her left his door open a crack,” said [...]

March 5, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0