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Special Delivery!

Special Delivery!

Okay, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The Ray-J & Kim Sex Tape has been revealed. Yay, confetti, backflips and all that shit. I’m actually happy that the tape has finally leaked; not so much because I wanted to watch it, but moreso because I want people to see how boring it is [...]

March 22, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Negro Please!

Negro Please!

“Every action generates an equal and opposite reaction. My statement about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone was a reaction to an incident I care not to discuss in any forum, and while I may have felt justified, I do owe an apology to Christina, Joss and their families. “The comments I made about Christina Aguilera [...]

March 21, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
NOOOO!

NOOOO!

So, people have been tipping be on this rumor that Rakim may be packing up his Hefty bag and moving on over to Curtis Jackson’s bosom as a new member of G-Unit. If this is true, then Hip-Hop not only died, but it resurrected itself and then commited suicide. First Katt Williams joins Dipset, then [...]

March 21, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Usher Feels Pretty!

Usher Feels Pretty!

Okay, normally I wouldn’t defend this herb, but a lot of folk have been acting really silly about this picture. “Usher Has Gone Blonde!” they shriek. For the love of Ultra Sheen, you just saw some recent photos of the boy like a month ago with his usual fade, and we all know Jonetta did [...]

March 20, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Dallas Austin On Joss Stone

Dallas Austin On Joss Stone

If you haven’t heard, Dallas Austin has been accusing a lot of female singers of sleeping with producers, including himself, for their beats. To that and the above video I say: Nigga, drink bleach. Nobody gives a rotisserie-grilled shit about you or Joss “Almost Black Enough” Stone. I’ll give you three good reasons why I [...]

March 19, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
I Vote No

I Vote No

[ pic source ] Oh, I won’t stand for this shit. These Beyoncé stans need to attend praise and worship. Be’ may be a role model for a lot of you women out there, but please don’t try to transform into her. I got love for the big girls, however if you are a size [...]

March 19, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
So Fresh, So Clean

So Fresh, So Clean

Will Smith [has fit] his Los Angeles home with the latest Japanese restroom gadget. The movie star reveals his new “toy” affords him a hands-free toilet experience, and cleans him up afterwards. He says, “They’ve installed these toilets from Japan. They’re paper free. Wherever you sit on the toilet, somehow it hits the bull’s eye [...]

March 19, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Spit Yo’ Game!

Spit Yo’ Game!

A taxi driver swears to the following: Last week, he was driving Terrence Howard , who’s been dating Naomi Campbell, and “a tall blond woman. He was talking very loudly and said, ‘I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,’ and then leaned forward and yelled at me, ‘And you [...]

March 19, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
50 Cent’s Album Release Date

50 Cent’s Album Release Date

Bucky Fifty used a segment on Skyblog to announce to his fans that his album, Before I Self-Destruct, will be in stores on June 19th. Yippy-Ki-Yo-Ki-Yay! The only reason I posted this video is because I thought it was funny how Curtis’ face is the same black as the “Records” marquee behind him. All you [...]

March 15, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
I Vote No

I Vote No

God is good, because if syphilis was transferred through the air, New Pork York would have us all in the free clinic. Count your blessings, people. Tiffany and the Biggum twins worked Blender Magazine this month looking a good mess. I heard that Sister Patterson can be found in the outtakes making it clap with [...]

March 14, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0