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Superstar Diva

Superstar Diva

Lots of fans hit the streets of Hollywood yesterday to support Halle Berry as she accepted her star on the Walk of Fame. I honestly thought that she had one of those under her belt already, but what the hell do we pure-bred negroes know, right? Other celebs walked the boulevard with Halle in mind, [...]

April 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
So Over It

So Over It

That’s right. Cheese it up, ladies. We all know that behind those wax-like smiles live the souls of pure racists. Ha-Ha! – THAT sigh of relief Beyoncé and her mother, Tina Knowles, breathed last week may have been premature. Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Herman Kahn threw out former business associate Greg Walker’s lawsuit seeking $1.5 [...]

April 3, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
New York Takes Tango

New York Takes Tango

Well, I Love New York has come to an end with Tango coming out on top as Tiffany’s new boo. I had to drop my Doritos for that one. I really thought homebitch was going to choose Chance, but whatever. As long as the show is over, what else matters?Not only did Tango end up [...]

April 3, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
The Block Is Hot

The Block Is Hot

Bet you didn’t know that Fergie used to be a dopeboy, er, dopegirl – the heffa sold drugs, okay? It took a near-death experience to get her life on track. “I had a gun put to my head during a drug deal that went wrong. Luckily I got out of it.” Now, she should have [...]

April 3, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
I Vote No

I Vote No

Jennfer Lopez took a trip to the courthouse yesterday for jury duty wearing her sweet old abuela’s coat and a Persian swap meet bag – stylin’ on you hoes as usual! I still don’t know what happened to the sexy Puerto Rican firecracker we used to know in J.Lo, but this whole desperate soccer mom [...]

April 3, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Calm Down

Calm Down

Stupid is running rampant around this damn country; be careful. Rumor has it that Diddy knocked up his snowbunny Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane. Then of course, folks also say that he impregnated Cassie, Sienna Miller, and we know Kim Porter just blasted out two girlies a few months ago. Seems like Bad Boy sperm [...]

April 2, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Fatherly Advice

Fatherly Advice

I commend Mr. Wall for being a good dad to his little boy, but I must never, ever, ever see a toddler-sized grill in that child’s mouth. I know he and the wife have been thinking about it. Let’s not go that far, please. [...]

April 2, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
New Single Cover

New Single Cover

FYI: My new name for Rihanna is Pastel, because she’s basically a drawing of what Def Jam wants her to be instead of who she actually is. You can’t fool me, bitch! Your E! True Hollywood Story will one day shed the light.Anyway, here is the cover for her new single, Umbrella, featuring Joe SweetDick [...]

April 2, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Celebrity Kids

Celebrity Kids

[ pic source ] It must feel great to be the offspring of a celeb. These kids got to showcase how great it really is when they strut their prepubescent stuff at this weekend’s Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards. Nelly’s son didn’t seem to be having that much fun by the look on his face. I [...]

April 2, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Beyoncé – Freakum Dress

Beyoncé – Freakum Dress

It’s been a minute since I’ve dropped this hoe’s name on a post. Well not really, but a week without Bouncy is like a lifetime, isn’t it folks? If another blogger hasn’t already slapped you upside the head with the info, B’Day: Deluxe Edition is ready to hit shelves next Tuesday along with the anthology [...]

March 30, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0