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I Vote No

I Vote No

Jennfer Lopez took a trip to the courthouse yesterday for jury duty wearing her sweet old abuela’s coat and a Persian swap meet bag – stylin’ on you hoes as usual! I still don’t know what happened to the sexy Puerto Rican firecracker we used to know in J.Lo, but this whole desperate soccer mom [...]

April 3, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Calm Down

Calm Down

Stupid is running rampant around this damn country; be careful. Rumor has it that Diddy knocked up his snowbunny Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane. Then of course, folks also say that he impregnated Cassie, Sienna Miller, and we know Kim Porter just blasted out two girlies a few months ago. Seems like Bad Boy sperm [...]

April 2, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Fatherly Advice

Fatherly Advice

I commend Mr. Wall for being a good dad to his little boy, but I must never, ever, ever see a toddler-sized grill in that child’s mouth. I know he and the wife have been thinking about it. Let’s not go that far, please. [...]

April 2, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
New Single Cover

New Single Cover

FYI: My new name for Rihanna is Pastel, because she’s basically a drawing of what Def Jam wants her to be instead of who she actually is. You can’t fool me, bitch! Your E! True Hollywood Story will one day shed the light.Anyway, here is the cover for her new single, Umbrella, featuring Joe SweetDick [...]

April 2, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Celebrity Kids

Celebrity Kids

[ pic source ] It must feel great to be the offspring of a celeb. These kids got to showcase how great it really is when they strut their prepubescent stuff at this weekend’s Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards. Nelly’s son didn’t seem to be having that much fun by the look on his face. I [...]

April 2, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Beyoncé – Freakum Dress

Beyoncé – Freakum Dress

It’s been a minute since I’ve dropped this hoe’s name on a post. Well not really, but a week without Bouncy is like a lifetime, isn’t it folks? If another blogger hasn’t already slapped you upside the head with the info, B’Day: Deluxe Edition is ready to hit shelves next Tuesday along with the anthology [...]

March 30, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Special Delivery!

Special Delivery!

Okay, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The Ray-J & Kim Sex Tape has been revealed. Yay, confetti, backflips and all that shit. I’m actually happy that the tape has finally leaked; not so much because I wanted to watch it, but moreso because I want people to see how boring it is [...]

March 22, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Negro Please!

Negro Please!

“Every action generates an equal and opposite reaction. My statement about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone was a reaction to an incident I care not to discuss in any forum, and while I may have felt justified, I do owe an apology to Christina, Joss and their families. “The comments I made about Christina Aguilera [...]

March 21, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
NOOOO!

NOOOO!

So, people have been tipping be on this rumor that Rakim may be packing up his Hefty bag and moving on over to Curtis Jackson’s bosom as a new member of G-Unit. If this is true, then Hip-Hop not only died, but it resurrected itself and then commited suicide. First Katt Williams joins Dipset, then [...]

March 21, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Usher Feels Pretty!

Usher Feels Pretty!

Okay, normally I wouldn’t defend this herb, but a lot of folk have been acting really silly about this picture. “Usher Has Gone Blonde!” they shriek. For the love of Ultra Sheen, you just saw some recent photos of the boy like a month ago with his usual fade, and we all know Jonetta did [...]

March 20, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0