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Tales from the Nipplegate

Tales from the Nipplegate

[click pic for larger view] Okay, so I’m doing my usual celebrity manhunt, when I stopped by the pages of Oh No They Didn’t!. What more do I see than Mariah Carey up in some hanging-baby-Blanket balcony with her areolas posing for the ‘razzi. This bitch is on some kind of advanced futuristic cocaine – [...]

November 29, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Furious Flicks

Furious Flicks

The Good India.Arie @ The Third Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball The Bad Rihyonce’ Knowles @ Selfridges in Manchester The Messy Ashanti @ Sucker Free on MTV Lord, can someone pass Ashanti a tall glass of lemon scented bleach on the rocks, please? I’m ready for her to get it over with. Oh, I see Rihanna [...]

November 29, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Snoop Gets His Ass Arrested Again!

Snoop Gets His Ass Arrested Again!

Attention all California coons: If you wear your hair in a perm and have a lingering smell of nikkapoochie floating from your body on the regular, stay in the house. The fuzz is after all of you. Rapper Snoop Dogg was arrested Tuesday night for allegedly possessing drugs and a firearm. Detectives from the Burbank [...]

November 29, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
The War of the Skeezers

The War of the Skeezers

Oh, Lord. The lacefronts are about to hit the fan! Champion cum-guzzler, Buffie the Body, recently shot an extra special pictorial for KING Magazine’s 5th anniversay issue. Also along for the cover shoot were backshot veterans Trina, Mya, Reagan Gomez-Preston, and Melyssa Ford. Well, it seems Mel’ and Buff’ didn’t exactly enjoy each other’s company [...]

November 27, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Hip Hop Is Dead Cover

Hip Hop Is Dead Cover

Wait a minute. What is this I see? Is it…creativity? Wow, an album cover that had effort put into it and features a photo that actually relates to the title. Nas, you scoundrel; you didn’t have to go to the trouble. [...]

November 24, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Rihanna in Concert

Rihanna in Concert

The gossip game has been slow these past few days, thus I’m here…looking at this bitch. Rihanna wrapped up a concert in Lisbon, Portugal on Wednesday, performing the usual cunty routines she does when she hits any and every stage. It’s amazing how a little bit of fan work can cause one to exude such [...]

November 24, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
WHOA!

WHOA!

You can’t tell me that if I slapped some glasses on his face, Jayceon wouldn’t look like Steve Urkel in this picture. Wow, 7th grade was harsh for The Game. This is going to be Exhibit C in the “Game is Gay” case. It looks like he and Timothy used to play Touch and Feel [...]

November 22, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Can I Take Ya’ Order?

Can I Take Ya’ Order?

Wacky ass Tyra Banks…she’s like a box of damn chocolates. According to rumors, she and Janet Jackson are looking to get hired at McDonald’s. Don’t worry, this is all a zany new ploy for Ty-Ty’s talk show. The concept came up after Jackson told Banks she’d really like to experience what it’s like to “work [...]

November 22, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Cassie’s Moves Foward

Cassie’s Moves Foward

[ spotted @ Hip & Pop ] I’ll admit it – Cassie is definitely a fighter. After all the negative publicity thrown her way, she is still determined to make it in the music industry. Here she is sharpening up her vocal skills (a very necessary task in her case) with her new coach, Ron [...]

November 21, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
There Is A God

There Is A God

It turns out that the rumors of Mike Tyson working as a prostitute are false. Heidi Fleiss’ publicist, Charles Lago, has stepped foward and with the help of The Las Vegas Review Journal, he is letting the world know that the story is nothing but “a ridiculous hoax”. Let the church say AMEN! [...]

November 21, 2006 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0