KID FURY
Tiny’s Twin

Tiny’s Twin

They both sing, they both dance, and they both scream “Oink” when their boyfriends hit it from the back. Take this as a compliment, Tiny. Petunia Pig may be realer than you! [...]

April 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Polow Da Don Covers Fader

Polow Da Don Covers Fader

“I’ve become the main guy, that means producers are following me. What that means is real music comes back, because what I do is real music. When that happens, then I did my job” Whatever, I still don’t like you.Make sure you check out the current issue of Fader Magazine online here. [...]

April 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Sip It Up

Sip It Up

There’s nothing better than the sweet taste of grape tang in the morning, huh Fif? Curtis took time out to talk with Hell Jones in the Morning over at Hot 97 yesterday and responded to a lot of lingering questions – from Tony Yayo’s situation, to Olivia being dropped, to throwing Young Buck in timeout, [...]

April 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
DJ Khaled – We Takin’ Over

DJ Khaled – We Takin’ Over

We, the people of Miami-Dade, have been riding to this Khaled record for quite some time now. We have also been looking foward to the video. T.I., Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Baby, and Lil’ Wayne all got together to record footage for their verses, along with tons of other 305 superstars who made cameos. I’m [...]

April 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Superstar Diva

Superstar Diva

Lots of fans hit the streets of Hollywood yesterday to support Halle Berry as she accepted her star on the Walk of Fame. I honestly thought that she had one of those under her belt already, but what the hell do we pure-bred negroes know, right? Other celebs walked the boulevard with Halle in mind, [...]

April 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
So Over It

So Over It

That’s right. Cheese it up, ladies. We all know that behind those wax-like smiles live the souls of pure racists. Ha-Ha! – THAT sigh of relief Beyoncé and her mother, Tina Knowles, breathed last week may have been premature. Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Herman Kahn threw out former business associate Greg Walker’s lawsuit seeking $1.5 [...]

April 3, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
New York Takes Tango

New York Takes Tango

Well, I Love New York has come to an end with Tango coming out on top as Tiffany’s new boo. I had to drop my Doritos for that one. I really thought homebitch was going to choose Chance, but whatever. As long as the show is over, what else matters?Not only did Tango end up [...]

April 3, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
The Block Is Hot

The Block Is Hot

Bet you didn’t know that Fergie used to be a dopeboy, er, dopegirl – the heffa sold drugs, okay? It took a near-death experience to get her life on track. “I had a gun put to my head during a drug deal that went wrong. Luckily I got out of it.” Now, she should have [...]

April 3, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
I Vote No

I Vote No

Jennfer Lopez took a trip to the courthouse yesterday for jury duty wearing her sweet old abuela’s coat and a Persian swap meet bag – stylin’ on you hoes as usual! I still don’t know what happened to the sexy Puerto Rican firecracker we used to know in J.Lo, but this whole desperate soccer mom [...]

April 3, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Calm Down

Calm Down

Stupid is running rampant around this damn country; be careful. Rumor has it that Diddy knocked up his snowbunny Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane. Then of course, folks also say that he impregnated Cassie, Sienna Miller, and we know Kim Porter just blasted out two girlies a few months ago. Seems like Bad Boy sperm [...]

April 2, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0