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Get Over It

Get Over It

That damn Trina. I have so much love for her, but I’m at the edge of a cliff with this Lil’ Wayne break-up garbage. You know when one of your good friends ends a relationship with someone and won’t shut the fuck up about it? Then you feel obligated to bust a bottle over their [...]

June 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Amy Winehouse Movie Award Performance

Amy Winehouse Movie Award Performance

Amy Winehouse gave a stellar performance at yesterday’s MTV Movie Awards. She seemed bored and drunk all at the same time. Kinda like she would rather have been at home soaking in a tub of whiskey with a box of Newports nearby. That’s why I love the trollop. Just so we’re clear, I won’t be [...]

June 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
That’s A Damn Shame

That’s A Damn Shame

A restaurant manager at a Miami Wendy’s was shot last week when he didn’t supply a customer with extra chili sauce…sweet Jesus! And people wonder why I hate it here. MIAMI – A Wendy’s manager was shot several times in the arm early Tuesday trying to protect the restaurant’s chili sauce, authorities said. A man [...]

June 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Rihanna the Rhyme-Jacker

Rihanna the Rhyme-Jacker

Sources say that Forhedda’s smash hit, “Umbrella”, was actually meant for the Queen of Hip-Hop Soul, Mary J. Blige. Rihanna battled Mary J. Blige to record her worldwide hit ‘Umbrella’. The 19-year-old singer loved the song as soon as she heard it but was devastated when she heard Blige wanted it as well. So, Rihanna [...]

June 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
A Furious Anniversary

A Furious Anniversary

It seems like just yesterday, I left high school and started college life. With a love for journalism, and a knack for gossip, The Fury was born. I’ve disrespected the best of them, the worst of them, and all the bitches in between, and today, June 4th 2007, marks a year since the madness began. [...]

June 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
T.I. Cover

T.I. Cover

Alter-egos – they’re the new way of the world. I found mine quite a while ago. He really comes in handy around tax season.Thank you to Fresh for debuting this photoshop fiasco for the world to see. Not only is the cover lame, but it’s been done. Hop off, T.I.! [...]

May 31, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Chongalicious

Chongalicious

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you the legendary “Chongalicious”. Okay, quick history lesson: This song was created by two 17-year old Michael M. Krop Senior High students here in Miami. Their names are Laura DiLorenzo and Mimi Davila. Ever since its emergence, “Chongalicious” has become a local hit, spinning on Power 96 radio more [...]

May 31, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Oh Bitch Please

Oh Bitch Please

The Game is shooting off his mouth again. He claims that his 3rd album will be his last, for he wants to spend more time with his family, and he’s done what he needed to, and the fish don’t fry in the motherfuckin’ kitchen. Jayceon is so notorious for saying things just for the sake [...]

May 30, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
WTF Files

WTF Files

I know I took a while to get back in action. Forgive me, but this year’s Memorial Day weekend was a long, exhausting, bag of shit. People always question my reasons for hating Miami. Reason number 231: You can always count on some Negroes to come to town and show their asses (literally). Here are [...]

May 30, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Signed, Annoyed

Signed, Annoyed

To my beloved readers, No, I’m not shutting The Fury down – never that! However, as most of you know, we are set in the middle of Memorial Day Weekend and Miami is packed to it’s geographical brim. I can’t stand out-of-towners, but we have to deal with them. I will be working a lot [...]

May 25, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0