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Happy Birthday Mr. West!

Happy Birthday Mr. West!

Kanye’s Louis Vuitton b’day extravaganza was apparently the shit. Pretty much everyone you can think of was in attendance for his 30th year, except me – I torched my own invitation once I found out that Piggly Wiggly wasn’t catering the party. Gotta have my honey ham sandwiches.Check out the pictures over at A Hot [...]

June 8, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
WTF!?

WTF!?

What in the lollipop hell is Serena Williams doing? If you figure it out let me know. I’m through. [...]

June 7, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
I Vote No

I Vote No

Haven’t grills gone out of style already. I’m pretty sure that they are no longer the shit, and even if they were Fat Joe is still tripping for this. He is proudly putting his mouth on display looking like someone welded a pack of Jolly Ranchers to his teefs! Shout to Rhymes With Snitch! [...]

June 6, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Hip-Hop Heart Attack

Hip-Hop Heart Attack

Hip-Hop legend Marley Marl suffered a heart attack yesterday (June 5). Marley is said to be in stable condition in a New York hospital. Marley Marl is a legendary Hip-Hop producer and recently released an album with longtime rival KRS-One entitled “Hip-Hop Lives”. Representatives for Marley Marl asked for fans to pray for a speedy [...]

June 6, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
That’s A Damn Shame

That’s A Damn Shame

Okay, so rapper, Max B, and his ex-homie, Jim Jones have beef all of sudden, because Jimmy refused to bail Max out of jail for some reason. Look, don’t expect a detailed explanation here. I hardly give a shit as it is. So, in this video spotted at OnSmash.com, Max B and a bunch of [...]

June 6, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
How Cute

How Cute

Cam’ron and Jim Jones had a diaper-day friendship. Here the two are pictured at Cam’s birthday party. It’s kinda sad to know that the union fizzled away. It’s so hard…to say goodbye…to yesterday! Oh well. I had a friend who I shared mouthfuls of b’day cake with back in the day. Haven’t heard from the [...]

June 5, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
A Furious Exclusive!

A Furious Exclusive!

Trina isn’t the only female rapper buggin’ out in the 305. Let me give you the new scoop on Jacki-O, who seems to have a certain distaste for Eve. I was told from inside sources that Jack the Clepto was personally running around Miami-Dade ripping down all of Eve’s promotional posters and boards, to replace [...]

June 5, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Get Over It

Get Over It

That damn Trina. I have so much love for her, but I’m at the edge of a cliff with this Lil’ Wayne break-up garbage. You know when one of your good friends ends a relationship with someone and won’t shut the fuck up about it? Then you feel obligated to bust a bottle over their [...]

June 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
Amy Winehouse Movie Award Performance

Amy Winehouse Movie Award Performance

Amy Winehouse gave a stellar performance at yesterday’s MTV Movie Awards. She seemed bored and drunk all at the same time. Kinda like she would rather have been at home soaking in a tub of whiskey with a box of Newports nearby. That’s why I love the trollop. Just so we’re clear, I won’t be [...]

June 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0
That’s A Damn Shame

That’s A Damn Shame

A restaurant manager at a Miami Wendy’s was shot last week when he didn’t supply a customer with extra chili sauce…sweet Jesus! And people wonder why I hate it here. MIAMI – A Wendy’s manager was shot several times in the arm early Tuesday trying to protect the restaurant’s chili sauce, authorities said. A man [...]

June 4, 2007 Kid Fury Uncategorized 0