As many of you may know, Teairra Mari is back at this music thing. She is working on a new album and her first single, “No No”, has already leaked to radio. This new record, “Find My Way Back”, is a slow ballad that may become a future single for the singer. I always enjoyed her slow jams over everything else. Anyway, check it out and form your own opinion.

Play Me: Teairra Mari - Find My Way Back

Hey, if this singing thing fails for her, she can always find her way back to…

Never to be forgotten, Mario was getting all hot and cunty with the crowd at BB King’s in New York last week as part of the GO! concert tour. I, personally, would prefer the R&B stars with their blouses on, but someone is bound to love this shit.

I’m sorry, I had to take time out to fit in this absolute gem. I need all you readers out there to soak in some of this Bad Bitch-ism. What’s the flavor, you ask — it’s Frankie F. Baby. You might have thought you were styling and profiling on these hoes, but unless you are on this level…you may take this time to sit on down! TYRA MAIL!

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

[ more flicks at Necole Bitchie ]

I’m not sure if anyone else did this, but I caught a recent photo of Vivica Fox and all my eyes could see was my homegirl Madame from the 80’s. Now Viv may never be as bad a bitch as Madame, but it’s nice to see that she is so inspired by the diva. I bet she took a photo to the surgeon saying, “bring my cheekbones way the hell up here”!

You have got to love it. 

Kathy Bates is the most exciting part of this trailer for me.

I am dying at the fact that Tyler Perry’s is wearing that damn wig on his head — like it transforms him into a new character. No, sir, you look like Tyler Perry with an afro lacefront on your skull. Anyway, I will continue to try and support Tyler and his work, because he is a successful black entrepreneur and a man of faith, but these films are starting to become very redundant.

BTW: Can we get Della Reese a part in a film, por favor?

You know why this cover speaks to me? You have three young women in the music industry giving you something all their own in this very photo. Keri Hilson has her, “I’m sexy as hell. You wish this dress was a little shorter, so you could sneak a free peek” pose. Then Solange has her, “I’m so unique. Look at the neon-colored Cabbage Patch Kid costume my mommy made me” pose going. Then you have Teyana Taylor’s, “Bitch, I’m me. My style and swagger is so different that I’m just gonna pose with one hand out” stance.

What more can you ask for?

Grace Jones must be a part-time grim reaper/soul-eater or something. This was the most terrifying 6 minutes of my life. My poor body wanted to close out the whole video, but the Grace’s black stare froze me in place faster than Tina’s Creole dust. Real talk, I thought she was going to reach through my computer screen and snatch my ass into the matrix to eat me.

Let the saints sing: Long as I’ve got King Jesus, I don’t need nobody else.

That’s right, I gave her a nickname. Run with it!

Has anyone else notice that we have seen more of Mashonda now that she and Swizz Beats are divorced, than we did when they were together? Here she his stunting like she’s famous at The Hip-Hop Summit Network’s Vote For It 08! launch party. I have seen this game played so many times in the hood relationships — especially from females. When she breaks it off with a man, she make sure he sees her everywhere — looking like a bad bitch and not giving a damn about him.

I love it.

N.E.R.D. recently hooked up with Julian Casablancas and Santogold (who I stan for) to create a track for Converse sneakers — “My Drive Thru” was born. The record is alright, nothing fancy. The video is pretty interesting though…everyone walking around like little paper cut-out dolls and falling out everywhere. Ya’ll so thought-provoking!

NEXT!

Rihanna has claimed that she will never pose naked for Playboy because shes scared her mum would kill her!

Rihanna was quoted as saying…”My mother would kill me if I posed nude!

Although she is not shy about stripping off for work, the Umbrella star says she would never want to do a photo shoot fully naked.

“When I did that metallic body paint stuff for my Umbrella video, I didn’t do it to show my body. I didn’t do it for people to like me. I did it because it was a cool visual, unexpected, and it looked hot.” [ source ]

Um, Forhedda Rihanna, you better fill Mother Beige in on the current state of the country’s economy. You see these females out here moving twat on the streets for cash. Tomorrow’s record sales are not promised. So, if that means you need to be head down pussy poppin on a handstand for Black Tail, then that’s what you need to do. If your mama can’t understand that, something is wrong. Chris Brown is not going to be picking up your leather panties and black lipstick forever, you know!