Once again, I blame Diddy! So, if you are an avid listener of Hot 97 or you stay surfing the web for celeb gossip, then you probably heard Danity Kane’s recent interview with Miss Jones. Why they would even go back over there is…anyway.

So, of course Jonesy and her goons decided to amp up some drama and the R&B girlies got into dissing Keyshia Cole. Now, I love a hefty helping of shit-talking just as much as the next person, but we all know that Ms. Cole will mollywhop all five of these hoes. Plus, if Neffie and Ms. Frankie get involved…oh yes, there will be blood!

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Forgive the brief intermission. I am trying to balance work, school, The Fury, drama, dealing ass-whoopings, and many other endeavors all at once. So, sometimes things slow down. I apologize, but let’s face it…I post on this bitch when I can.

Now, enough about me, let’s talk shit about Oprah! Yes, that big plump figure above is a sculpture of Oprah Winfrey created by Daniel Edwards. The “Oprah Sarcophagus” is supposedly Edwards’ way of celebrating a living goddess. I am so not mad at this. Don’t you just love how those big golden breasts swoop down to the side like that? Ugh…GENIUS!

I wonder if they will bury her in it…

Mmm…can’t say I’m surprised! Nude photos are only a prerequisite of a successful pop career. Ask anyone – If all else fails, drop them drawers. I’m not even mad at you, Forhedda. I blame Chris Brown!

Check out more nudie pics underneath the cut!

I thought the new season of Flavor of Love was suppose to feature classy, humble, and sophisticated women. Yet, I still see some booty-tooting hoes with crooked weaves. I’m not mad or surprised, really. I’m just saying…you ain’t got to lie, VH1!

I’m sure I will be tuning in to this fuckery, although my New Year’s resolution was to stop watching Viacom’s reality shows. Peep the rest of the chickenheads after the cut. You’re going to drool over their nicknames.

I’ve always said it, but I never got a chance to publish it…until now.

I dare you to disagree.

Oh Lord! The Beyonce stans are going in. Apparently, someone is calling out Rihanna for imitating Lady Bee’s videos. They got some good dirt on the girl, too — in YouTube form at that. It sucks when hoes wanna throw salt on your game, doesn’t it? Oh well. What do you think?