I personally don’t like this song or Usher for that matter, but for the folks who have gotten over his same sex marriage and supposed child, here is the new video. I like how they are trying to make it epic with a bizarre plot and even more bizarre ending. It was also nice to see Usher dancing again. Then, my girl Keri Hilson stole the entire video for me. So, all in all, I give it a sigh.

Usher’s new album, Here I Stand, hits stores on May 27th. Anyone think it will match up to Confessions?

I’m sorry. I want to be nice, but somebody has to say this.

Are you trying to tell me that this is the best Pharrell could do for his artist’s first video? Teyana is a young woman with the potential to be big. She has a decent voice, a nice rap flow, and impeccable style. However, first impressions are everything and I have seen better music videos on Sesame Street. Star Trak could have pitched in something a little extra for this mess.

Better luck next time, girl.

“My whips push but no car keys man, pop the top like a sardine can, wrists stay flooded like New Orleans man, the boy cant stop I be ballin man,”

This has nothing to do with today’s news, so prepare for a rant instead. So, I’m listening to some new tunes on that iPhone of mine, with Cherish’s newest joint “Killa” happening to be one of them. The song features Yung Joc and I had never heard it before yesterday. Everything was good and I actually liked the song…until I heard this negro rap that line above. “Flooded like New Orleans”, he says — is that supposed to be okay? Let me know, because I was under the impression that the Hurricane Katrina and the related floods in New Orleans destroyed homes, families, and even lives. I guess that makes for a catchy line in a song, huh?

Tell me if I’m missing something, because this shit right here exceeds the highest level of ignorance, in my mind.  You can see the video for “Killa” here.

So, I’m still twisted over this Biggie biopic casting. I’m worried — so I decided to try and dig up some dirt on the other cast members to see who else is playing who. Not much luck, so I’m guessing shit.

My first prediction is that Antonique Smith will be playing the part of Faith Evans. Smith is a singer and an actress who has even appeared on Broadway. Besides that, she looks exactly like Faith, so I don’t see who else she would act as.

Speaking of American Idol heifers, look who’s hitting the block with a new music video. You think you’re slick, don’t you Paula? You just sat in that judging seat for six years allowing everyone to think that you were sweet and innocent, when deep down you were just using all of this as undercover promo to lead to a new comeback! You sick bitch!

I’m not mad at Abdul. She can do her thing if she feels the need. I just hope her Depends G-String holds tight onstage when she’s busting those dance moves. She’s like a cold pizza from last week.

T.I. says he doesn’t know when his Paper Trail LP will be released this year, but it was clear when he talked to us on Wednesday (February 12) that his competitive itch is coming out, though he’s still on house arrest while awaiting trial on gun-possession charges.

“It’s a lot of bullsh– out right now,” he told MTV News via phone from Atlanta. “I’m not gonna front. I feel it’s definitely about time for somebody to come back out and kick this thing back in gear. The rotation is suffering right now. I intend to do something about it. It’s just a matter of when.”

One record that is a lock to make the album is “Let My Beat Pound.”
 

“That’s gonna be a big record,” Tip said. “It’s a different record. It’s a record I approached differently, and it don’t sound like a typical T.I. record. It’s basically about when you got your first car, one of the first things was to make sure your [sound] system was right. [Oh Lord… — Kid Fury] The love for the boomin’ system. It has the sentiments of LL Cool J’s ‘Boomin’ System,’ but it kind of sounds like a Sir Mix-A-Lot [song]. It’s kinda got the mood and tempo of ‘Posse on Broadway,’ but it’s outta here.” [ source ]

Glad to hear that Cliff is still holding up and working hard. We really need more chicken wing-eating Negroes in the game, so the quicker he gets back the better.

I was having a perfectly fine day, until some angel dropped off this photo in my inbox. Now, I already hate Soulja Boy and anyone affiliated with him (he is Hip-Hop smog), so imagine how I felt seeing a picture of the child with his little soulja in his hand…yes, his penis in his hand!

There is no real telling if the erection young DeAndre is holding is real, seeing as how it is covered in his shirt (could be his trusty dildo), but I am creeped out all the same! Somebody needs to call this 17-year old boy’s mama and ask that woman why she’s not whooping his ass!

If you want to sneak a peek at the “goods”, keep reading. 

Once again, I blame Diddy! So, if you are an avid listener of Hot 97 or you stay surfing the web for celeb gossip, then you probably heard Danity Kane’s recent interview with Miss Jones. Why they would even go back over there is…anyway.

So, of course Jonesy and her goons decided to amp up some drama and the R&B girlies got into dissing Keyshia Cole. Now, I love a hefty helping of shit-talking just as much as the next person, but we all know that Ms. Cole will mollywhop all five of these hoes. Plus, if Neffie and Ms. Frankie get involved…oh yes, there will be blood!

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Forgive the brief intermission. I am trying to balance work, school, The Fury, drama, dealing ass-whoopings, and many other endeavors all at once. So, sometimes things slow down. I apologize, but let’s face it…I post on this bitch when I can.

Now, enough about me, let’s talk shit about Oprah! Yes, that big plump figure above is a sculpture of Oprah Winfrey created by Daniel Edwards. The “Oprah Sarcophagus” is supposedly Edwards’ way of celebrating a living goddess. I am so not mad at this. Don’t you just love how those big golden breasts swoop down to the side like that? Ugh…GENIUS!

I wonder if they will bury her in it…

Mmm…can’t say I’m surprised! Nude photos are only a prerequisite of a successful pop career. Ask anyone – If all else fails, drop them drawers. I’m not even mad at you, Forhedda. I blame Chris Brown!

Check out more nudie pics underneath the cut!