I normally don’t do this much coverage on an award show — sometimes I don’t do the shit at all. However, I’m feeling like tonight’s VMAs will be a good one, what with Janet Jackson’s tribute to her legendary brother, Michael. So, I will be dropping photos from the show on here whenever I get a chance. Feel free to leave comments and join me on Twitter for play-by-play shit-talking.
I’m not sold on these chicks. The-Dream’s girl group Electrik Red insists on killing you hoes with them legs, better yet them thighs….and that’s about it. I’ve heard their album and it’s pretty much kitty-kat purring and audio-porn over some sickening Tricky beats. Not now, not ever.
The girls’ latest single is called “P is for Power” and as you can probably tell, it’s about using your birth canal to control worthless men. Whatever, girl! As far as I’m concerned, P is for Paypal Coins, and you hoes ain’t getting any of mine. I’m sure some of you will enjoy the song, though. You can listen to it below.
You all may consider this my coverage of this year’s BET Awards, and this is way more than that piece of shit show deserves. I’m not going to name all the reasons that BET Networks should be painting Satan’s toe nails in hell, because I’m liable to get upset all over again. However, if you’d like to drop your opinion on the festivities, feel free.
Friday fuckery is usually the most potent, as you can plainly see. I don’t know what Little Boy Blue is doing in this astonishing photo, but it’s making me feel like Ciely after Albert slapped her ass bloody in that field.
Please count all the things wrong with this picture…if you can find the time.
Gather round everyone! I have tallied up the entries for the people, places, and thing you all want added to the “Why Are You Still Here?” list, and the ones with the most nominations have been entered in this poll. Now I need you all to vote on these last 10 and the ones with the most votes will be slapped on the list next week. You can vote for more than one entry, but try not to vote for them all. I know you all are a vicious bunch.
No, there is no particular relevance to this .gif file above, but here at The Fury I do whatever the hell I please.
So, I want to let you readers know that I will be doing a short continuance of February’s “Why Are You Still Here?” list, but this time I want you all to let me know which persons, places, and things you think should make the cut. So, who should pack up there Hefty bag and kick rocks? Rihanna? Christina Milain? Should Cam’ron jump off a bridge? Hit up the comment section and speak on it.
Ciara is all geared up for her MTV Artist of the Week promos. I’m seeing “superhero” costumes, big booties, cornrows, and cheap wigs. Normally I would strap on my dancing shoes and hit the booty-dew with her, but I’m still not feeling Ciara’s new album. Maybe she needs to leak some nude pics.
Check out some of the MTV promo videos after the jump.
Please excuse my tardiness everyone. I just got back from lunch with a friend and I feel like I ate a whole Ruben Studdard with a side of Mo’Nique. I’m trying very hard to not fall over from this desk and land in a pool of my own gravy.
Anyway, I’m sure by now you have heard the news of Kelis filing for a divorce from Nas. VIBE has the papers to prove it. There was something mentioned about verbal abuse and people whoreing around…meh, whatever. I just feel bad for that poor unborn Nigger baby that won’t have a chance at a happy family. What is going on with people saying “eat my ass” to marriage these days?
I could lace this post up with a bunch of sarcastic little remarks, questioning Yellow Cake’s sexuality like the rest of the world may be doing, but that’s predictable and boring. If Chris Brown wants to unleash his inner Sasha and buck down a J-sett move in the club from time to time, that’s his own damn business. Now if Ne-Yo challenges him to a diva-licious vogue battle, then we might have something to discuss.
I know I have been missing…that’s a story for another post.
The main focus right now is on our new president of the USA — Barack Obama! Not only am I extremely proud that the racial lines have finally been erased and an intelligent black man is in office, but I also know that this man will take our country into a great new position. When I tell you that I was out in the middle of US-1 blasting all the Miami Bass music I had and shaking my ass in the streets, I am serious.
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