Yes, I know I’m late. I have home training, honestly.

Although, I don’t know if I like the idea of Janelle Monaé being signed to Bad Boy, my love and support for her continues. Seeing her first video (”Many Moons”) was exciting and of course, I love the song. The visuals and the all-around energy of this clip is fantastic. Let’s hope the people recognize it.

My Little Pony & The Wish I Got A Paycheck Dreams hit the stage in Philly yesterday as part of the 2008 Rock The Vote Road Trip. There was probably a noticeable smell of old yaki and crawfish circling around in the air, but as long as the crowd got a performance, right? I’d just like to know when Sol-Angel’s background singers will get a costume change. Is Amerie not sewing fast enough back at the crypt?

More Fat Free Creole under the cut!

English fashion designer Vivienne Westwood put all these model hoes to shame yesterday during an appearance at London Fashion Week. Dollicia, who? I think she deserves to be greased up and sprawled out in Kanye’s next video. Does that good shit she is serving up above not get you to tingling? Bow down!

No one on the corner has swagger like you, Zang Toi! The fashion designer blessed the ‘razzi with a taste of honey dew yesterday, during his showing at Fashion Week in New York. I can smell the sweet aroma of hibiscus seeping through my monitor as I type this out. You know you love it. Try not to lick your screen.

Pause for a second and allow yourself to take in this good shit. Whether you want to recognize it or not, Jennifer Hudson is serving these hoes with big girl delight like I’ve never seen. See I can be nice — if some of these fools would just do right. Grab a biscuit and sop up some of the excess juice that Ms. Hudson is offering. You know you want a taste.

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Trey Songz is working his peanut butter swag in the new issue of GIANT Magazine. Whatever makes the coochie go pop, I guess. I wouldn’t really know. I’m actually not very familiar with any of Trey’s records past “Just Gotta Make It”, but all the groupies stay chanting his name and trying to strip him naked in public. The R&B heartthrob (term used loosely) is hard at work on a new album, post-haircut, so maybe he will give me something to jam to.

Your favorite singer’s favorite writer is gracing the cover of Trace Magazine this month…as a bad bitch should. Keri Hilson is kind of a big deal. She has all the sex appeal one needs and she didn’t have to battle through puss for us to see it.

Stick out your tongue and taste the Dereon mist floating around you. If all the raindrops were Creole drops and lacefronts…oh, what a rain that would be.

B.Carter has unveiled a new set of photos for the fall edition of her House of Dereon — for all of you children who would like to work the stroll looking like a pirate or a Cheetah Girl. Never say the Knavery Knowles Klan doesn’t think of the kiddies.

Drop under the cut for more treats courtesy of Beyonce Source.

I don’t think this should be too hard at all, but go ahead and guess who’s pierced booby this is!