Dec 17 2009
Written by Kid Fury
– Walk in the spirit, then shake the devil off, shake-shake the devil off! [The Cynical Ones]
– Rosa Acosta lets it all hang out on the cover of KING’s relaunch issue! [TheFoxxFiles]
– Mariah needs to be “obsessed” with a vocal coach and/or a cup of tea. [Tha Feedback]
– Bookmark my friend in fuckery and her blog where you can actually read! [Latarian's AuPair]
– Lil’ Creole Pimp snatches the wig off Kimora and her family portrait. [Creole Pimp Chronicles]
– If you are not familiar with Jared Shuler, slap yourself and get educated! [His Daily Variety]
– Some people do not deserve their Facebook privileges! [Elegant Ignance]
– Some chick named Snooki of Jersey Shore gets fired for wanting to be famous! [Loose Neck]
– J Danielle is “Ready for Butt” and I smell a hit! Susan Boyle, girl move! [(not)Happy About This]
– A drunk cross-dressing 4-year old gets his life in the streets and steals Christmas gifts! Chile, YES! [Hell And Heartaches]
Sep 10 2009
Written by Kid Fury
– Que’en and the girls want you to walk in their heels! [MzVirgo]
– The glowsticks and lacefronts were out to play with BCBG last night! [Quick's Catch Up]
– Kim Kardashian is doing the most…as usual! [Crunk + Disorderly]
– The Blueprint 3 reviews are in! [Soul Bounce]
– Cassie parties with the kids! [One Boy Revolution]
– Jay-Z fans don’t care about T-Pain! [Miss Info]
– Are you a bird? Lil Mama probably thinks so! [The Cynical Ones]
Aug 24 2009
Written by Kid Fury
I didn’t post the music video for “Run This Town” because quite frankly, I don’t give a damn about that mess. Only thing I want to know is who’s gonna run my coins to the house — bills and school tuition are alive and well! So to make up for it, I will let the fellas of ItsTheReal.com hit you with there director’s commentary. Everybody wins…I think.
Aug 20 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Fashion designer Zac Posen looked like he had a few things on his mind when he ran into Diddy at the New York premiere of The September Issue. What do you think was going on here?
Jul 31 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Hoes are just feeling free and sharing stories these days.
You know the rumor that if a girl drinks pineapple juice her shit tastes sweeter?
Yeah I heard about that. Well you know the rumor that if a dude drinks pineapple juice (laughs)… I’m gonna tell you a funny story. I was eating skittles. One night, we went to the movies, me and my home girl, and I was eating skittles and she (gave me head) that night, so two days later she was talking to her home girl and she was reading that if her man eats skittles his cum tastes better. And she was tripping because I had ate skittles and she was like it tastes different. And I was like that’s some bullshit. [source]
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Jul 17 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Ice-T’s hoe wife, Coco, dropped a blog on Global Grind giving advice to all the lonely buzzards who want to know how to keep their man happy. [insert long sigh]
* Make him a cold drink
* Cook him his favorite food
* Give him a body rub
* Dress in his favorite outfit or item
* Draw him a bath
* Watch all his favorite shows for a night
* Play video games with him
* And finally, kiss or lick his feet. Hehe- LOL. – very optional
Until my next thought….
Love,
Coco
At least the list didn’t mention getting pissed on. I was almost certain that would make her Top 5. Well Coco and Ice have been married for 8 years and still seem very happy, so I guess she knows what she’s talking about. I’m sure the balloon breasts and plastic ass probably don’t hurt either.
Jun 11 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Shouts out to Sam of That Grape Juice for nabbing an interview with Ciara in the UK. They covered everything from the Fantastic Voyage album to haters and Twitter. Make sure you check out the entire thing.
May 22 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Don’t blame me. This comparison of Chanticleer and Drake’s Best was made by Cynical Ass Mike. Take your fury over there!
May 21 2009
Written by Kid Fury
#2: Cassie
Can somebody send Cassie a link to this website, please? Since the dawn of time, I have been trying to reach out to the girl so that I may guide her to the modeling world where her exotic ass belongs. Like Rihanna, Cassie is drop-dead gorgeous, but her voice sounds like two rats fucking in a furnace in the middle of Calabasas. Then when you have Sean Combs laying the pipe on you AND holding your career in his ass, you have a problem — ask this chick. Child, all I can do is pray that God sends her ass an invisiblity cloak, so she can sneak out of “Daddy’s House” before she ends up like Cheri Dennis……too late.
Why did you all put Cassie on the list?
