Blame your cousins and the creator of the webcam!
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Dec 15 2009
Don’t Blame Beyoncé!
In Bitch You Tried It!,Chile.....,Elite Fuckery!,Get Your Life Queen!,Girl...Good Day,Have A Seat!,Is That So?,Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!,No Alibi At All,Put It In Prayer,That's A Damn Shame,The Devil Is A Liar!,There's An App For That!,Toot Up That Ass!,WTF?!,When Tragic Negroes Attack!,Where They Do That At?,Why?,You Are Too Old For This!,You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial!Nov 20 2009Please Do Better, Black Folk!
I’m done. I truly don’t have the time or the patience for this. You all have a blessed weekend![via Skinny Black Guy]
Oct 29 2009Trina Loves Hair!
Kay-Treena recently paid a visit to Houston, TX and took in the excitement at Jazzy Girls Lace Wig Studio — where else would she be? Is that not the paradise of a “glamorest” women such as her? As you can see the Indian Virgin Remy was out and about for this Liberty City princess to run her fingers through. Please try to control your jealousy!
Oct 2 2009Good Hair: LA Premiere
The Majestic Crest Theatre in LA smelled like new perms and fresh baby indian scalps yesterday during the premiere of Chris Rock’s Good Hair. Every black woman with a weave and a thrist for flashing lights was in attendance and/or slapping security with a pack of yaki to get in. It eventually just became a situation of numerous “That’s that girl from ________” outcries. Typical.
I’ll just post a few photos of people I recognize, because it’s Friday and I am not in the mood to waste my Photobucket bandwith on video hoes and straight-to-DVD stars.
Jul 20 2009Wig Game Breezy!
Star Jones and her loose skin showed up at Two Trees Farm for a much needed photo op. Unfortunately, she felt the need to drag another poor bitch into the mix with her. That dog didn’t ask for this terror, I’m sure. Hey, mama’s gotta get the press where she can.
Jul 15 2009Girl, Get Out!
This
gargoylegoblingirl has fucked up for the last time. I officially give up on her and let the record show that she has no hope and no love in this part of the apartment complex. Thank you and good night.Jul 15 2009What You Been Doing?
Keri Hilson looks like the ‘razzi just caught her scratching her coochie in London. Wouldn’t that be a fantastic shame? Anyway, I heard the sworn enemy of the Beyonce Stans just wrapped up a video for her next single, “Get Your Money Up”, with Keyshia Cole and Trina.
Jul 14 2009Geisha! Code Blue!
I remember when Serena used to hit the block killing every hoe within a 5 mile radius with her beauty — now she’s just killing us. That weave looks like it shot itself, her edges are still playing peek-a-boo, and her eyebrows are looking like wet eraser residue. Serena, I love you and so I’m going to blame all of this on Common, for now.
