Jacked in the Motherland

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.May.5th.2008 in Ain't This Some Shit?, You Mad? // 1 Comment
 

Please treat yourself to this video of Five Dimes getting his chain swiftly snatched from his neck by a concertgoer in Angola Africa! After a few minutes of performing one of his records, you can see a daring young man jet on stage, grab the jewelry, then bust a 180° and haul ass! That is some fantastic shit there.

Young Buck, how many pickled eggs did you offer this guy to pull this off?

Say What?

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.April.29th.2008 in Bitch Please!, Stewed Beef, You Mad? // 6 Comments
 

“First and foremost, 50 told me some smart shit. 50 told me move him [Bow Wow] out the game, period. He told me to crush him. He told me demolish him. He told me do the ‘Do That There’ remix with him on it and then come up with my diss record and totally move him out of music. But, I don’t wanna do that. I can see me and Bow fucking a lot of bitches together. [Over Omarion’s dead body, you nasty bastard! — Kid Fury ] My whole thing is either you’re going to be an alliance on this [Snoop Dogg] tour this summer, or it’s, ‘Fuck you!’ Period. I don’t need you as a friend. I came in the game by myself.” [ source ] ~ Yung Berg on his issue with Bow Wow

Um, Yung Berg, is it? Since neither you nor Shad are significant in Hip-Hop or music in general, how about both of you babbit ass hoes sit down somewhere? Just a suggestion.

Wrong, But True!

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.April.14th.2008 in And?, Is That So?, Stewed Beef, You Mad? // 2 Comments
 

Charlamagne Tha God, of The Wendy Williams Experience, made a very interesting clip of  “5 Ways to Use a Chingy Album”, in which he disrespects Chingy and his music in various ways.

Now, this shit is not going to get you into heaven, Charlamagne. We all know Chingy is no longer relevant. Why do you have to beat a Negro when he is down? This is the type of shit Alicia is talking about. Lord!

You can also use those CDs as paperweights, though…just so you all know.

Oh So True!

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.March.25th.2008 in I Can't Hate, You Mad? // No Comments
 

So, I am sure that if you have been patrolling the blogs this morning at your work desk like everyone else, then you have probably heard about the allegations made by Wendy Williams’ talent booker, Nicole Spence, stating that Wendy’s husband, Kevin Hunter, not only tried to “proposition” sex with her, but also beat the hell out of Wendy on the regular.

Now, I don’t like to judge a book by its cover (as dusty as this one may be), but Wendy does look like she may have gotten her wig knocked off a couple of times. Anyway, that’s besides the point. SOHH.com caught up with the radio diva and spoke to her about women in abusive relationships. She got a bit emotional about it and sounded annoyed. She speaks the truth, though. 

UPDATE: TMZ has nabbed legal documents from Ms. Spence. You won’t believe some of the crazy shit going on here, folks.

Who Pooted?

Posted By Kid Fury on Sunday.March.16th.2008 in I Vote No!, WTF?!, You Mad? // 9 Comments
 

 

I damn near jumped out of my skin when I came across this ad in my issue of this month’s VIBE. Yonnay is looking like someone blasted a full-force fart right in her eyes for this photo. Was it Hov? Did someone drop her Super Sweet Sixteen Dereon cake? What the hell is the mean mug for, lady?

Is It That Serious?

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.March.7th.2008 in Have A Seat!, Yeah...Whatever., You Mad? // 6 Comments
 

So, I’m hearing Chris Brown got into a scuffle during an after-party at a German nightclub. Supposedly, he decided to go all You Got Served and do a dance-battle against some party-goers, when things got heated. Some gentlemen from the opposing crew said something that ticked him off (probably along the lines of “I beat Rihanna up Wall to Wall”…) and there was pushing until Chris’s entourage held him back.

See, this is why I don’t go to 18-and-over clubs. I don’t deal well with children.

Gnarls Video Banned?!

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.March.5th.2008 in Videos, You Mad? // No Comments
 

MTV Networks has reportedly banned the video for Gnarls Barkley’s single “Run”, after it failed the Harding Test. Apparently the numerous lighting effects and optical illusions featured in the clip can cause epileptic seizures in viewers…whatever.

I don’t hear anyone crying epilepsy when Lil’ Mama wears those sparkly ass outfits on MTV every week.

Whatever Man

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.March.5th.2008 in Stewed Beef, You Mad? // 1 Comment
 

I haven’t posted anything on Five Dimes in a while. It seemed like he had delightfully been behaving himself for a while. Now, with all this Fat Joe vs Papoose nonsense in the air, Curtis somehow managed to get back into the diss record swing. 

I wish these rappers would just fight each other already. Can’t VH1 or BET invest in like a ghetto Celebrity Boxing where all the beefing MCs could pull the red gloves on and bash each others heads in on camera. It would solve so much and definitely make for better TV than this