Give a bitch an inch, and she wants to fly her ass to Moscow. When I saw this photo of Laurie Ann Gibson and her Lip Smackers covered grill over at Necole Bitchie, I almost choked on yesterday’s breakfast. I’m still confused and distraught over it. I just…I can’t deal with this shit.

I need to know what is swirling around in this chick’s sippy cup. Nobody cares what event this was (it had something to do with Vitamin Water); all we see is Aubrey O’ Day’s crazy ass. Somebody pull out a chair for this girl.

I bet she was one of those highschool girls that all the black chicks hated because she was hooking up with all the black football players.

Of course, it makes perfect sense for Remy to be covering her latest mixtape looking like a representative of The Lollipop Guild. She is a happy and non-violent soul [side-eye]. According to her website, RemyMa.com, if you purchase a “Free Remy Ma” T-shirt you can get the mixtape free of charge. I was actually going to go for it, too (seriously, I really do like Rem) until I saw that the whole thing costs $25 plus $5 for shipping. Get the fuck out of here! Are they expecting us to bail this chick out or something? That’s six footlong subs, bitch! Not with this gasoline going for $5 by the gallon. You can have it.