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Kanye West Goes HAM On Camerawoman After Reggie Bush Questions

Kanye West Goes HAM On Camerawoman After Reggie Bush Questions

Mother Kanye was hotter than butter on grits yesterday while leaving dinner with Kris Humphries’ wife. The couple had just dined at the fancy Prime 112 restaurant on South Beach, all the while Kim Kardashian’s famous ex, Reggie Bush, was eating across the street at Prime Italian with his pregnant girlfriend, Lilit Avagyan. When Kanye [...]

October 15, 2012 Kid Fury You Doing The Most! 51

Oh Okay: Forget Seizures! We Want Rawse Wings!

Oh Okay: Forget Seizures! We Want Rawse Wings!

After dealing with two seizures and hospital visits over the weekend, Rick Ross kept his schedule moving and cut the ribbon on his new Wingstop restaurant in Memphis. If a near-death health emergency does anything, it gives you the gumption to slang wings cornerside and sell sauce straight off the iPhone. Somebody better be checking [...]

October 17, 2011 Kid Fury Hustling Through This Recession, I Guess, Chile, You Doing The Most! 3

Well, I Can’t Feel My Legs.

Well, I Can’t Feel My Legs.

I blame D0wJ0nEs for bringing this into my life while I’m trying to eat. Eat a salad, at that. [...]

April 25, 2011 Kid Fury Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, There's Gold In Them There Hills!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, WTF?!, You Doing The Most! 72

Dwayne Wade Testifies For Child Custody

Dwayne Wade Testifies For Child Custody

Dwyane Wade returned to the witness stand Monday, pledging to be a committed parent if he is awarded custody of his two young sons and admitting he wishes he would have sought professional help to save his faltering marriage. Wade said he would be willing to arrange equitable visitation rights for his ex-wife. And he [...]

October 19, 2010 Kid Fury That's A Damn Shame, You Doing The Most! 3

The Passionate Queens of Huntsville, Alabama

The Passionate Queens of Huntsville, Alabama

Rape is no laughing matter. It is a serious subject — one that Antoine Dodson does not take lightly. Don’t get your ass whooped out on that block! Thanks @steenfox! [...]

July 29, 2010 Kid Fury You Doing The Most!, You Mad? 12

3 Reasons One Shouldn’t Get Drunk in Public!

3 Reasons One Shouldn’t Get Drunk in Public!

photo courtesy of KodakBoi at KiddUNot.com Now, personally I don’t get drunk in the clubs and I don’t give a frog’s fat ass if you’ve heard differently! I’m posting this in hopes that it can assist some other drunken monkey from showing out in the clubhouse! I’m not judging anyone…so don’t judge me. 1. Memory [...]

May 18, 2010 Kid Fury All About Me!, Ms. All Da Way Live, That's A Damn Shame, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, You Doing The Most! 11

Please Do Better, Black Folk!

Please Do Better, Black Folk!

I’m done. I truly don’t have the time or the patience for this. You all have a blessed weekend! [via Skinny Black Guy] [...]

November 20, 2009 Kid Fury Ain't This Some Sh*t?, Ch....., Have You Tried My Jesus?!, How To Be A Lady by Tiny & Toya, My Lacefront Is My Life!, Oh, You Tried That!, Setting Us Back To Slavery!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, Why?, WTF?!, You Doing The Most!, You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial! 25

You’re Out…Forever!

You’re Out…Forever!

If this ain’t some self-hate for that ass. A twitter friend of mine (ibiscaraib) recently asked me for my take on Sammy Sosa and his new Clorox-scented skin. At the time, I didn’t know what she was talking about, so I looked it up. The Major League Baseball star somehow went from a chocolate Latin [...]

November 9, 2009 Kid Fury Ch....., Have A Seat!, I Vote No!, No Alibi At All, Oh, You Tried That!, Sucks To Be You., That's A Damn Shame, You Are Too Old For This!, You Doing The Most! 11

Fright Night!

Fright Night!

Lady Gaga is still deep in her monster phase…as you can see. The 2009 ACE Awards got a nice taste of her newest creature feature yesterday. It looks like she took Bobbi Kristina’s old hair, Aubrey O’Day’s clothes, and Gary Coleman’s elbow ash to make one big terrifying outfit. Are you not pleased? Gaga celebrates [...]

November 3, 2009 Kid Fury I Live!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, You Doing The Most! 7

Halloween Shade

Halloween Shade

Well, Tyra is still stirring up a big pot of kookiness and I’m gonna lick the spoon every time I get a chance. On today’s Halloween episode of her talk show, Ms. Banks will be dressing up as Kim Kardashian AND her sisters. I’m wondering if this is all in good fun or if Tyra [...]

October 30, 2009 Kid Fury Is This Shade?, My Lacefront Is My Life!, You Doing The Most! 2