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Nicki Minaj Reveals ‘Pink Friday’ Fragrance Ad

Nicki Minaj Reveals ‘Pink Friday’ Fragrance Ad

Nicki Minaj has tweeted the advertising posters for her Pink Friday fragrance. It gives me an odd desire for jellybeans and a trip to Claire’s. The scent of the perfume is described as “a mixture of juicy fruits, creamy vanilla, and sensual musks,” so if you’ve ever wanted to smell like a Johnny Rockets milkshake, [...]

September 18, 2012 Kid Fury You Are Too Old For This! 49

Madonna Flashes Her Old Titty To Istanbul After Shading Janet Jackson

Madonna Flashes Her Old Titty To Istanbul After Shading Janet Jackson

GrandMadonna, who is currently on tour for her hardly talked about last album, MDNA, stripped down to a bra and exposed her withered right breast during an Istanbul concert last week. There was approximately 55,000 fans in the crowd during her intentional boobie show. This strikes me as interesting since Madge made headlines earlier this [...]

June 11, 2012 Kid Fury You Are Too Old For This! 41

Tami Roman Apologizes To Kesha Nichols For Being A Ghetto Ass Bully

Tami Roman Apologizes To Kesha Nichols For Being A Ghetto Ass Bully

If you missed last night’s episode of Basketball Flies, I’ll give you a rundown of the drama that led to its intense events. Tami made some offensive comments about Kesha’s appearance/race towards the beginning of the season, which lead to Kesha discussing the problem behind Tami’s back. Now while the ex-wives and baby mamas were [...]

May 15, 2012 Kid Fury Step In Jesus!, Trash!, You Are Too Old For This! 63

Brian McKnight Wants To Show You How Your Pu**y Works!

Brian McKnight Wants To Show You How Your Pu**y Works!

Apparently Brian McKnight has reappeared with plans of releasing an “adult mixtape” in the near future. His first project is a song called “If You’re Ready To Learn” where he offers to teach women the advanced skills of their vaginas such as squirting. These lyrics are working over a 10-piece nugget meal that I ate [...]

April 24, 2012 Kid Fury Hit The Daddy Stroke!, Hoodrat Tracks, I Vote No!, You Are Too Old For This! 55

Trailer: Basketball Wives 4 – Jennifer Gets Popped

Trailer: Basketball Wives 4 – Jennifer Gets Popped

The Basketball Flies of Miami are making a strong return and as always, they’re coming in swatting. The blogs have been talking about the fizzled friendship between cast members Jennifer Williams and Evelyn Lasagna. Now in the new super-trailer, we get a glimpse into how much these two hate each other. In one table scene, [...]

February 9, 2012 Kid Fury Trailers, Trash!, You Are Too Old For This! 38

R. Kelly Wants 32 More Chapters For ‘Trapped In The Closet’

R. Kelly Wants 32 More Chapters For ‘Trapped In The Closet’

Because the devil works eternal overtime and has goons in black places, we may be seeing a whole new movement of R. Kelly’s infamous Trapped In The Closet. The ridiculously campy “hip-hopera” of sex, lies, and a defecating little person, was first released in 2005 and dragged all the way through to 2007 with 22 [...]

December 22, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, The Devil Is A Liar!, You Are Too Old For This! 4

Evelyn Lozada Drops Nude Photo Lawsuit

Evelyn Lozada Drops Nude Photo Lawsuit

After more than a year of areola drama, Basketball Fly: Evelyn Lozada has decided to drop her lawsuit against Vanessa Davis (wife of NBA star, Ricky Davis) who she claims hacked into her email account and leaked photos of them titties. According to Evelyn’s statement last year, Vanessa had allegedly submit the pictures to a [...]

August 15, 2011 Kid Fury Ch....., Sucks To Be You., You Are Too Old For This! 2

Basketball Flies: Jennifer Williams Talks About Eric’s Margarita Power Bomb!

Basketball Flies: Jennifer Williams Talks About Eric’s Margarita Power Bomb!

If you caught last night’s episode of Basketball Flies, then you had to see Eric Williams make Jennifer do the breast stroke in her cocktail. Well the poshest of the Na’vi called in to The Breakfast Club this morning to discuss the incident. “He walked away and I picked up the glass and I threw [...]

August 9, 2011 Kid Fury That's A Damn Shame, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, You Are Too Old For This! 14

Chris Brown Needs A Tongue Scraper

Chris Brown Needs A Tongue Scraper

Yellow Cake shut the stage down at yesterday’s Hot 97 Summer Jam Concert, and clearly the levels of hype were in overload backstage where Chris showcased one of his secret weapons. No, not his speckled haircut. That R&B tongue is of epic proportions, but it needs a pressure cleaner before it’s introduced to any lucky [...]

June 6, 2011 Kid Fury Ch....., You Are Too Old For This! 17

Trailer: Basketball Flies Season 3

Trailer: Basketball Flies Season 3

The return of NBA Alimony Girls is on the way, unfortunately. All the basketball flies from last season (except Gloria) will return for a third set of episodes, with Meeka Claxton as a new addition to the cast. Judging by the supertrailer below, you can expect to see T-shirts, lawsuits, BGCLive, Twitter mentions, drink-throwing, and [...]

May 19, 2011 Kid Fury Trailers, When Will This End?, You Are Too Old For This! 16