Thanks to E.Jay from AmalgaMade for explaining Beyonce’s new Dereon ad to us. It was supposed to be a play on the movie poster from 1999’s Brad Pitt flick, Fight Club. I actually saw that film and the poster several times and never put these two together. Besides, Brad managed to get the job done without looking like he had a case of Taco Bell bubble guts. Anyway, it’s nice to get some closure.

thishoeisalwayscopyingpeople….

I’m starting to have the feeling that these gentlemen really believe they’re like New Edition version 2.5 or something. Anyway, before I roast their ugly asses up, I will admit the song is actually very nice and the video is not bad. However, I’m not spending any money from my hard-earned paycheck on their album. I could easily grab two All American Slams for that price. I’ll wait until they start battling Diddy for cash and become a little more seasoned in the industry.

Next!

Check out Chris Brown’s commentary on the fight he got into a few days back. According to him, the whole thing was a hoax and there was no altercation – that’s just the way they dance! Yeah, sure Negro, and I can shit gold bars on Monday mornings.

This photo with that young gentlemen holding you back doesn’t look like a new dance move at all. Now let’s cut to a video clip from that night showing you take your shirt off and get upset while the DJ asks everyone to relax. Ya’ll were getting ready to fight!

Lying on YouTube…boy stop!

This is a teaser for the new flick, Righteous Kill, starring Robert DeNiro & Al Pacino.

Oh yes, Five Dimes is in it, also. However, I’m getting the feeling that he is going to get the same treatment Cassie’s non-acting ass got in Step Up 2 – three lines and a standby pass to the film’s premiere. That’s not a exactly starring role, but hey…

Singer-actress Beyonce Knowles, Idris Elba (American Gangster), and Ali Larter (Heroes, Resident Evil) have been tapped for Screen Gems’ thriller Obsessed. Elba will play an asset manager with a hot wife (Knowles) and thriving career — until a temp office worker (Larter) begins stalking him. Director Steve Shill (NBC’s Knight Rider telepic) will helm from a script by David Loughery. Will Packer. Beyonce will executive produce along with her father, Mathew Knowles { Oh Lord! Can we say “BlackBuster”? — Kid Fury }. She is also producing and co-starring as Etta James in Cadillac Records for Sony BMG. Larter is working on episodes of NBC’s Heroes. Elba next stars in Prom Night for Screen Gems. [ source ]

If she gets through this entire movie without singing one note, I swear I’ll send her a basket of muffins…and a couple sugar cubes for Solange.

So, I’m hearing Chris Brown got into a scuffle during an after-party at a German nightclub. Supposedly, he decided to go all You Got Served and do a dance-battle against some party-goers, when things got heated. Some gentlemen from the opposing crew said something that ticked him off (probably along the lines of “I beat Rihanna up Wall to Wall”…) and there was pushing until Chris’s entourage held him back.

See, this is why I don’t go to 18-and-over clubs. I don’t deal well with children.

”NOTORIOUS, the screen version about the life of rapper Christopher Wallace a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G., will begin on March 24, 2008 in and around the five boroughs of New York. The film stars multiple award winner Angela Bassett as Christopher’s mother Voletta Wallace, Derek Luke as Sean Combs, Anthony Mackie as Tupac Shakur and introducing Jamal [Gravy] Woolard as The Notorious B.I.G. …George Tillman Jr. is set to direct…

“Finding Big was a task in itself and I’m honored that so many young men came out to audition for the role,” said Voletta Wallace. “However, it was Jamal’s charming personality, warm spirit, wonderful sense of humor and beautiful smile that won my heart. He is a talented and charismatic actor and I am excited that he will bring Christopher’s character to the big screen.”

The film also stars up and coming actors Antonique Smith, Naturi Naughton, Dennis White and Julia Pace Mitchell.” [ link ]

Let it be known that Biggie is my favorite rapper, so I’m kind of iffy about this whole thing. I don’t know who Gravy is (but his name is perfect…so perfect), so this makes me nervous. He does look somewhat like Biggie and he’s from the same place, but that doesn’t mean he can do the role justice. I will be more than furious if they botch this movie up.

Hey, it’s still better than Sean Kingston!

[ Gravy pic snatched from Nah Right! ]

According to Reuters Rita Marley - who will be executive producing the first-ever biopic of her legendary husband - wants her daughter-in-law, Lauryn, to portray her in the film.

When speaking on the former Fugees star playing her in the film, Rita had this to say, “Lauryn would be ideal (to play me). She sees my life as her life.”

Based on her 2004 autobiography, No Woman No Cry: My Life With Bob Marley the film will be produced by the Weinstein Co. and will chronicle Bob’s childhood, the pair’s rocky 15-year marriage and his 1981 death from cancer. [ source ]

I’m not even going to crack a smile about this until I get some concrete evidence that there is truth behind it. At this point, the knowledge alone that Ms. Hill creeped out of Hialeah to grab a Sunny D and a box of Kools would put my soul at ease. I’ll continue my prayer ritual for her until we meet at the crossroads.

Posting from the 9-5 today…and bitches say I’m not dedicated.

So, the new “couple” that folks have been dubbing “Chrianna” has been caught out cuddling and what not in perfect eye of the camera — again. I love how new photos of them surface every other hour; as if I don’t see the pathetic publicity stunt going on here. I’d like to ask Chris & Forhedda to go straight to Hades for this fuckery, as well as anyone on their team who is supporting it. Let me know when the sex tape drops.

Shouts to The YBF & Brown Sista for the pics.