Mariah on MTV

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.April.14th.2008 in Yeah...Whatever. // 2 Comments
 

Mariah Carey is the MTV Artist of the Week and, of course, along with that title come a bunch of little commercials attempting to hit comedy. Here she pokes fun at blogs and dogs with her pup JJ (voiced by Snoop Dogg).

More fuckery under the cut.

Kobe Bryant Is Alive?

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.April.11th.2008 in Have A Seat!, Who Gives A Shit?, Yeah...Whatever. // 1 Comment
 

A wise man once told me that with riches and fame can sometimes come the feeling of nonfulfillment. Kobe has made basketball history, raped white women, and created a shoe for us all to laugh at in the local Foot Locker. What does he do next?

He jumps over speeding automobiles.

Sorry to say that this is not Jackass, and although I believe the stunt was rigged, if he was to get run over by that car, I would have laughed my ass off.

Say What?

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.April.8th.2008 in Say What?, Yeah...Whatever. // 2 Comments
 

“I think you have to give them something to blow it out of proportion,” 50 said. “Buck did that. I think that what he was saying, in order to validate himself as a man, he feels he has to go against what I’m doing, similar to some of the things we’ve seen from Game. … [But then] he’ll back off of it, when we’re in direct conversation. When he’s out in public, he’ll say something. They’re like my younger brothers, but they’ll do sh– for attention. They’ll do things, then when I look like, ‘What are you doing?’ They’ll be like, ‘Oh, nah, because you was doing this. … Because you didn’t call me when you were on the international tour.’ I’m like, ‘Are you kidding me? You didn’t call neither, so what does that mean?’ “ ~ 50 Cent speaks of Young Buck on Hot 97.

According to Five Dimes, Young Buck is no longer a part of the G-Unit crew, but is still part of the recording label as a solo artist – meaning his ass will still be broke and irrelevant, regardless. I say Buck should serve Curtis a two weeks notice and walk. There is a vision in my mind of him making far more money by starting his own gravy company. He could sell beans, too.

Update: My unofficial big sister from another mister, Miss Info, reported that 50 actually paid off Buck’s IRS debt amounting to approximately $500,000! Now, if someone was paying off my debt, I would have an eternally shut mouth. I’m just saying…

Usher - Love In This Club

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.April.7th.2008 in Videos, Yeah...Whatever., Your Opinion Please // 2 Comments
 

I personally don’t like this song or Usher for that matter, but for the folks who have gotten over his same sex marriage and supposed child, here is the new video. I like how they are trying to make it epic with a bizarre plot and even more bizarre ending. It was also nice to see Usher dancing again. Then, my girl Keri Hilson stole the entire video for me. So, all in all, I give it a sigh.

Usher’s new album, Here I Stand, hits stores on May 27th. Anyone think it will match up to Confessions?

If You Say So.

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.April.4th.2008 in Yeah...Whatever. // No Comments
 

Plies has finally decided to define the now infamous term, “Bust It Baby”. The problem is, I am even more confused now than I was before. All the real Bust It Babies please stand up.

Do We Really Still Care?

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.March.31st.2008 in Who Gives A Shit?, Yeah...Whatever. // 3 Comments
 

MTV News caught up with Chris Brown and Rihanna at the Kids Choice Awards last week and grilled them about their relationship. Their response was of course, “We’re just friends” – whatever! I’m sure Rihanna drizzled her friendly Bajan fudge over Christopher’s yellow cake at some point, if you know what I mean. However, I’m tired of the bullshit, so I’m rolling with this claim.

Off-Topic: This child has on a custom Nickelodeon hoodie…rhinestones and all.

Smoke & Mirrors

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.March.24th.2008 in Yeah...Whatever. // 1 Comment
 

Who knew Nelly and Ashanti liked magic shows? I guess the couple that tricks together sticks together. It is too bad they couldn’t come up with some hocus-pocus to get them back in the limelight, but hey…

Why Didn’t She Say That?

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.March.20th.2008 in Bitch Please!, Yeah...Whatever. // 20 Comments
 

Thanks to E.Jay from AmalgaMade for explaining Beyonce’s new Dereon ad to us. It was supposed to be a play on the movie poster from 1999’s Brad Pitt flick, Fight Club. I actually saw that film and the poster several times and never put these two together. Besides, Brad managed to get the job done without looking like he had a case of Taco Bell bubble guts. Anyway, it’s nice to get some closure.

thishoeisalwayscopyingpeople….

Day 26 - Got Me Going

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.March.19th.2008 in I Can't Hate, Yeah...Whatever. // 5 Comments
 

I’m starting to have the feeling that these gentlemen really believe they’re like New Edition version 2.5 or something. Anyway, before I roast their ugly asses up, I will admit the song is actually very nice and the video is not bad. However, I’m not spending any money from my hard-earned paycheck on their album. I could easily grab two All American Slams for that price. I’ll wait until they start battling Diddy for cash and become a little more seasoned in the industry.

Next!

LIAR!

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.March.13th.2008 in Have A Seat!, That's A Damn Shame, Yeah...Whatever. // 1 Comment
 

Check out Chris Brown’s commentary on the fight he got into a few days back. According to him, the whole thing was a hoax and there was no altercation – that’s just the way they dance! Yeah, sure Negro, and I can shit gold bars on Monday mornings.

This photo with that young gentlemen holding you back doesn’t look like a new dance move at all. Now let’s cut to a video clip from that night showing you take your shirt off and get upset while the DJ asks everyone to relax. Ya’ll were getting ready to fight!

Lying on YouTube…boy stop!