Video: Omarion - I Get It In

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.November.10th.2009 in Get Your Life Queen!, Videos, Yeah...Whatever. // 9 Comments
 

Speaking of Chris Brown’s #1 Bussy Supplier, Omarion just dropped a video for “I Get It In” with Gucci Mane. I don’t feel like wasting time or good jokes on the child who left B2K broke and licked Chris Stokes’ fingertips for an allowance, so here’s the verdict: The song sucks, the video is average, the dancing is spectacular, and Omari’s haircut looks a fool. 

I think we’re done here.

New Music: Rihanna

Posted By Kid Fury on Saturday.October.31st.2009 in New Music, Yeah...Whatever. // 10 Comments
 

Elvira the Bloodsucker is pushing bitches to the side on her freshly leaked record. The song previously hit the Internet in snippet form to enchant the hearts of young humans under the title “The Wait Is Ova”. Well seems like it’s actually called “Wait Your Turn”, and now you can hear it in it’s entirety. 

Personally, I think the snippet was better. I’m sure the stans and witches around the world will enjoy this little ditty, though. I like the sort of reggae flavor Rihanna Mae serves at certain parts, but that’s about it. This sounds like an intro track for the album to me. Anyway, you all enjoy this Halloween gift.

The Rihanna Verdict

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.October.20th.2009 in I Guess Chile, New Music, Yeah...Whatever. // 20 Comments
 

So, Rihanna’s new single, “Russian Roulette”, has finally hit these Internet streets after weeks of top secret foolishness. The record is a very dark ballad about deadly games and tests — right in time for Halloween. I believe it’s all a metaphor for the ass-whoopings Chris was handing out to her, but what the hell do I know?

Anyway, the masses are having mixed feelings about the song. What is my opinion on it, you ask? Survey says:

Rising From The Cardboard Box!

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.October.12th.2009 in A Little Something Good...I Think., I Can't Hate, Yeah...Whatever. // 4 Comments
 

Look who it is!

Little Miss Half-Head was serving scalp in Louisiana recently during a club performance. Notice the gigantic Chanel jacket Cassie is trotting around in. In my mind, I see her leaving Diddy’s hotel room with no clothes on and begging him to borrow the jacket for the night — he agreed.

Cassie’s sophomore album, Electro Love, is still sitting on an unofficial 2010 release date.

Whatever, Girl!

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.October.6th.2009 in Chile....., Have A Seat!, Spit Yo Game -- Talk Yo Shit!, Yeah...Whatever. // 3 Comments
 

Diddy has been hitting people with subliminal Kanye/Taylor shade for years and nobody has said a thing.

“I nod my head to Wayne, I tip my hat to him,” Diddy said in an interview. “I told him at the BET Awards. I said, ‘You doing the new generation of Bad Boy. You’re doing what we did back in ‘94. That’s really creating a movement.’ I tip my hat to him, but now I gotta watch him because he’s competition. But he’s doing his thing. He’s gone from artist to label mogul, so you have to give him his respect.” [ source ]

Get into the undertones here. You know Sean is a messy queen. Ask Qwanell — I bet he’ll tell you.

New Music: Chris Brown

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.September.30th.2009 in Goons & Goblins!, I Guess Chile, New Music, Yeah...Whatever. // 8 Comments
 

By now you’ve probably heard the new track from Chris Pound the Angry Beaver called, “I Can Transform Ya”. So, I’ll just add my two pennies: Meh.

Other than a pretty impressive beat supplied by an adulterer, I don’t think the song is all that. However, I was never a big fan of Christopher’s voice, so nothing has changed. There is no real substance behind the lyrics and the usual Dial-A-Goblin approach with Lil Wayne playing Captain Save A Track is overdone.

However, like I said before, it is nice to see Chris continuing his career after all the drama. If you think about it, Yellow Cake hauling off and rocking Rihanna’s jaw probably helped push his career — it’s sad. I won’t be skipping out on bills to cop his album, though. You can listen to the song below.

Whatever, Nigga!

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.September.18th.2009 in Bitch You Tried It!, Excuses Excuses!, I Love You But No!, Yeah...Whatever. // 6 Comments
 

Uncle Creole Bowl says his kid brother Kanye is “super-passionate”.

“He’s just a super-passionate person, and of course it was rude because it was [Swift’s] moment, but that’s the way he really felt. [But] he’s been that passionate from his first record,” Jay reportedly told BBC Radio.

“He used to jump on tables … I was trying to make the first Blueprint, he’s jumping on tables, rapping, and I’m like, ‘Yo, not now.’ That was just him. He’s always been that passionate.”

“[I told him] I think it was rude, [and] that he has to watch his passion. At the end of the day, we’re going to celebrate him for his passion more than vilify him [for it],” Jay said. “Because his passion, which caused him to make Graduation and all these great records, is the same thing that causes him to step out of line sometimes. So as he grows, he has to learn how to balance that.” [ source ]

Something is telling me that when Kanye-gate went down, Jay-Z’s soul was secretly crying out, “Yeah, bitch! All hail The Queen”, but I could be wrong. We all know Kanye is passionate, so I’ll go along with this. On the other hand, I’m sure he wanted to shove Lil Mama’s passionate ass off the stage that night, but we won’t go there.

Caption This!

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.September.18th.2009 in Bitch Sonic Boom!, Bitch You Tried It!, The Sweet Taste of Publicity, Yeah...Whatever. // 12 Comments
 

Hot on the heels of her interview with Whitney Houston, Ms. Sophia invited Mariah Carey and her boot-licker on the live New York show this morning. As usual, the two “lovers” put on a show for the cameras and Oprah seemed less than impressed.

What was Oprah thinking?

Copycat Creole?

 

Abercrombie & Fitch is gonna let ya’ll finish, but they say Beyoncé is biting their scent.

Beyoncé has reportedly been hit with an infringement lawsuit from US clothing firm Abercrombie & Fitch over her plans to release a brand of perfume that uses her stage name Sasha Fierce.

The singer revealed earlier this week that she had signed a multi-million dollar deal with fragrance house Coty to launch her own perfume in 2010.

However, news of the agreement has prompted Abercrombie & Fitch to pursue legal action over fears that her Sasha Fierce scent will clash with their Fierce fragrance, Contactmusic reports.

Company executives filed a federal lawsuit in Ohio on Tuesday in an attempt to block Coty from using the word ‘fierce’ in the perfume’s name. [source]

“Fierce” and “Sasha Fierce” seem like two different things to me. I doubt someone will mistake one for the other when they hit the shelves at TJ Maxx. So, is Beyonce jacking people again or is this just more corporate shade against black folk?

Vaughn Anthony at M2 Ultra

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.August.14th.2009 in Yeah...Whatever. // 9 Comments
 

Vaughn Anthony (read: John Legend’s kid brother) is taking the pretty-boy-sex-siren approach to the music industry, which I suppose is a good idea. I remember when he was a chubby background singer, and now he’s beefed up and is starting to make a buzz. I honestly couldn’t even tell you how well he sings — I just needed something to post and figured someone might want to see some golden-brown pectorals.