Ciara’s Big Plan

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.May.15th.2008 in Yeah...Whatever. // 3 Comments
 

Ciara’s stepping out of the box with her next release Fantasy Ride, packaging three discs for one album.

According to Billboard each disc will feature 5 or 6 songs that will be based on one of three themes. The first disc “Groove City” shows the sexy side of Ciara, while the second disc, “Crunktown,” will feature the up tempo club bangers. Fans can spin disc three, “Kingdom of Dance,” for Ciara’s house sound with freestyle-laden tracks.  [ source ]

That sounds like a pretty good deal. I hope this isn’t one of those BET/Wal-Mart special edition packages, though…trying to be different.

Maroon 5 - Never See Your Face Again

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.May.14th.2008 in Videos, Yeah...Whatever. // No Comments
 

I leave you today with a music video. This is funny, because if I never see Forhedda’s face again, I won’t mind.

Enjoy.

Why Are You Still Here?

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.May.8th.2008 in Yeah...Whatever. // No Comments
 

Kim Kardashian recently admitted to having cellulite removal treatments all for the love of her man Reggie Bush.

“…my sisters and I went to the American Laser Center for our usual laser hair removal (I recommend this to everyone as well!) and the nurse informed us of a cellulite treatment called VelaShape.

You have got to read about it! It is basically a non-surgical device that massages the needed area and stimulates the blood circulation so that it minimizes cellulite. I only had time for one treatment, but I am definitely planning to go back for more!” [ source ]

For you to have them shoot all that leftover hog fat in your ass and then try to buff it away is a story in need of an explanation, but whatever. As Fresh would say — girl, bye!

Quick Question

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.May.2nd.2008 in Yeah...Whatever. // 2 Comments
 

Oh, these Negroes are still alive? I thought Diddy would have had them starving by now.

So, the question is:

What would you dress Day 26 in if you had the chance?

Girlicious - Like Me

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.April.24th.2008 in Videos, Yeah...Whatever. // 6 Comments
 

So, The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious wrapped last night with the finale on The CW. Please, do not feel left out if you have never heard of this show — you’re better off. Anyway, the winners and members of the new girl group Girlicious are Natalie, Chrystina, Nichole, and Tiffanie.

Judging by their first single, “Like Me”, produced by Jazze “Poak Chop Pizza” Pha, and the accompanying video, would you say that these chicks will make it in the industry? To be honest, with a name like Girlicious, I think they were sitting shitty before they even started.

Man down!

Plies Shoots New Video

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.April.17th.2008 in Yeah...Whatever., You's a Nigga! // 2 Comments
 

So, according to what I’ve read at Rap-Up.com, Plies just got done shooting a video with Ne-Yo for his record, “Bust It Baby Pt.2″. Please hold in your yelps of excitement until the end of the presentation.

Now, I’m going to give you my own speculated statement on how the video will turn out. Plies will be driving around South Florida in candy-painted dunks and all kinds of hood-fab cars. There will be countless cameos from Florida artists such as DJ Khaled, Rick Ross, Cool & Dre, Trina (if Kizzy ships the wig in on time), K-Foxx, Flo-Rida, and so on. Khia unfortunately gets no love. Plies will wear over-sized tees with some snazzy phrase on the front and matching caps. Then of course these beasts will be in every scene.

That is it. If you doubt my prediction, put your money on the table and tune into BET in a week or so to see the outcome.

Mariah on MTV

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.April.14th.2008 in Yeah...Whatever. // 2 Comments
 

Mariah Carey is the MTV Artist of the Week and, of course, along with that title come a bunch of little commercials attempting to hit comedy. Here she pokes fun at blogs and dogs with her pup JJ (voiced by Snoop Dogg).

More fuckery under the cut.

Kobe Bryant Is Alive?

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.April.11th.2008 in Have A Seat!, Who Gives A Shit?, Yeah...Whatever. // 1 Comment
 

A wise man once told me that with riches and fame can sometimes come the feeling of nonfulfillment. Kobe has made basketball history, raped white women, and created a shoe for us all to laugh at in the local Foot Locker. What does he do next?

He jumps over speeding automobiles.

Sorry to say that this is not Jackass, and although I believe the stunt was rigged, if he was to get run over by that car, I would have laughed my ass off.

Say What?

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.April.8th.2008 in Say What?, Yeah...Whatever. // 2 Comments
 

“I think you have to give them something to blow it out of proportion,” 50 said. “Buck did that. I think that what he was saying, in order to validate himself as a man, he feels he has to go against what I’m doing, similar to some of the things we’ve seen from Game. … [But then] he’ll back off of it, when we’re in direct conversation. When he’s out in public, he’ll say something. They’re like my younger brothers, but they’ll do sh– for attention. They’ll do things, then when I look like, ‘What are you doing?’ They’ll be like, ‘Oh, nah, because you was doing this. … Because you didn’t call me when you were on the international tour.’ I’m like, ‘Are you kidding me? You didn’t call neither, so what does that mean?’ “ ~ 50 Cent speaks of Young Buck on Hot 97.

According to Five Dimes, Young Buck is no longer a part of the G-Unit crew, but is still part of the recording label as a solo artist – meaning his ass will still be broke and irrelevant, regardless. I say Buck should serve Curtis a two weeks notice and walk. There is a vision in my mind of him making far more money by starting his own gravy company. He could sell beans, too.

Update: My unofficial big sister from another mister, Miss Info, reported that 50 actually paid off Buck’s IRS debt amounting to approximately $500,000! Now, if someone was paying off my debt, I would have an eternally shut mouth. I’m just saying…

Usher - Love In This Club

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.April.7th.2008 in Videos, Yeah...Whatever., Your Opinion Please // 2 Comments
 

I personally don’t like this song or Usher for that matter, but for the folks who have gotten over his same sex marriage and supposed child, here is the new video. I like how they are trying to make it epic with a bizarre plot and even more bizarre ending. It was also nice to see Usher dancing again. Then, my girl Keri Hilson stole the entire video for me. So, all in all, I give it a sigh.

Usher’s new album, Here I Stand, hits stores on May 27th. Anyone think it will match up to Confessions?