Yeah, she still exists — witness life after Diddy empties your pockets and leaves you for dead.
Anyway, after a bunch of rambling about supposed reality shows and other nonsense, Babs Bunny announced that her tongue is fond of both male and female genitalia. Tell us something we did not already know, girl. I’m more concerned about that ponytail that you’ve been rocking for five years. I wonder if Geisha does house calls.
Fanny wants all of her fans to know that they helped pull her through these tough times…you know, after she slept with another woman’s husband and then had an all-you-can-eat Tylenol buffet.
“I can’t thank my fans enough for their prayers and support during such a challenging time,” the star said in Monday’s statement. “It has given me the motivation to get back to work . . . I put a lot of blood, sweat and tears into this album and I pray that everyone enjoys it as much as I do.” [C&D]
Ms. Jackson wants all you kids to know that she’s been on Lady Gaga’s team since throwback jerseys and everyone else is late.
‘What I love about Gaga is her story, where she came from’ revealed the 44-year-old, who is now saying ‘I told you so’ by claiming she was the first to tip her for big things.
‘Before she made it, before anyone knew who she was, I knew who she was and, to see her finally make it, I was so happy,’ she insisted, before adding: ‘If we were to work together that would be cool.’ [Metro]
(those eyebrows…)
You know, I’m sure Trey Songz thinks his pussy is sweeter than cotton candy and bubble gum, but I’m tired of his mug. I don’t fully dislike the young singer and his vibrating throat — he’s just a tad too full of himself in my opinion. Personally, I don’t think anyone should be cocky if they have to put out 57 albums in three years just to get a RIAA certification, but what do I know?
Anyway, you all can feel free to fall into the sex glare that Tremaine is serving on Billboard Magazine’s cover. His new album, Passion, Pain & Pleasure, hits stores on September 14, and his tanking EBT series is on every week. Get a piece of him now before he runs to the arms of the one who loves him (…Drake).
Speaking of Chris Brown’s #1 Bussy Supplier, Omarion just dropped a video for “I Get It In” with Gucci Mane. I don’t feel like wasting time or good jokes on the child who left B2K broke and licked Chris Stokes’ fingertips for an allowance, so here’s the verdict: The song sucks, the video is average, the dancing is spectacular, and Omari’s haircut looks a fool.
I think we’re done here.
Elvira the Bloodsucker is pushing bitches to the side on her freshly leaked record. The song previously hit the Internet in snippet form to enchant the hearts of young humans under the title “The Wait Is Ova”. Well seems like it’s actually called “Wait Your Turn”, and now you can hear it in it’s entirety.
Personally, I think the snippet was better. I’m sure the stans and witches around the world will enjoy this little ditty, though. I like the sort of reggae flavor Rihanna Mae serves at certain parts, but that’s about it. This sounds like an intro track for the album to me. Anyway, you all enjoy this Halloween gift.
So, Rihanna’s new single, “Russian Roulette”, has finally hit these Internet streets after weeks of top secret foolishness. The record is a very dark ballad about deadly games and tests — right in time for Halloween. I believe it’s all a metaphor for the ass-whoopings Chris was handing out to her, but what the hell do I know?
Anyway, the masses are having mixed feelings about the song. What is my opinion on it, you ask? Survey says:
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Little Miss Half-Head was serving scalp in Louisiana recently during a club performance. Notice the gigantic Chanel jacket Cassie is trotting around in. In my mind, I see her leaving Diddy’s hotel room with no clothes on and begging him to borrow the jacket for the night — he agreed.
Cassie’s sophomore album, Electro Love, is still sitting on an unofficial 2010 release date.
Diddy has been hitting people with subliminal Kanye/Taylor shade for years and nobody has said a thing.
“I nod my head to Wayne, I tip my hat to him,” Diddy said in an interview. “I told him at the BET Awards. I said, ‘You doing the new generation of Bad Boy. You’re doing what we did back in ’94. That’s really creating a movement.’ I tip my hat to him, but now I gotta watch him because he’s competition. But he’s doing his thing. He’s gone from artist to label mogul, so you have to give him his respect.” [ source ]
Get into the undertones here. You know Sean is a messy queen. Ask Qwanell — I bet he’ll tell you.
By now you’ve probably heard the new track from Chris Pound the Angry Beaver called, “I Can Transform Ya”. So, I’ll just add my two pennies: Meh.
Other than a pretty impressive beat supplied by an adulterer, I don’t think the song is all that. However, I was never a big fan of Christopher’s voice, so nothing has changed. There is no real substance behind the lyrics and the usual Dial-A-Goblin approach with Lil Wayne playing Captain Save A Track is overdone.
However, like I said before, it is nice to see Chris continuing his career after all the drama. If you think about it, Yellow Cake hauling off and rocking Rihanna’s jaw probably helped push his career — it’s sad. I won’t be skipping out on bills to cop his album, though. You can listen to the song below.
