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New Music: Giesha!!!

New Music: Giesha!!!

This has been a big week for the New Music category, now hasn’t it? I thought I would end it all with one more new track from the Quick Weave Queen, Geisha! It’s called “Swet’N Me” — yes, you better get into these misspelled words. Now watch Geisha do that God awful “jerk” dance to [...]

June 19, 2009 Kid Fury A Little Something Good, New Music, YAAASSSSS!!!, You...Better...Work! 7

We Have Lift-Off!

We Have Lift-Off!

This is how you start off a fucking week! Yeah, Street Fighter and Pound Puppy were looking like a Playhouse Disney version of Nino Brown and the CMB at the game last night, but that type of shit is expected from youngsters with bad reputations and invisible album release dates. A sweet Badu appearance is [...]

June 15, 2009 Kid Fury I Stan Because I Can, YAAASSSSS!!! 2

Hoodrat Track of the Day

Hoodrat Track of the Day

Now that Kyle/Keisha of College Hill gave me a shout out on UStream.com, I have to take some time out to reflect on the joys of life. Actually I’m just going out of town, so I won’t be able to update the site today. However, I will leave all my fellow hoodrats with a little [...]

June 12, 2009 Kid Fury Hoodrat Tracks, YAAASSSSS!!! 0

Geisha is Life

Geisha is Life

I was going to post a Hoodrat Track today, but I’ve noticed that the past few days have been missing something essential. So I decided to fill the void. Ladies and gentleman, the reason why these hoes Craigslist dollars have plummeted to the red — Geisha.  YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!! [...]

June 10, 2009 Kid Fury YAAASSSSS!!! 6

Ciara’s New Manager

Ciara’s New Manager

I’m starting to get the feeling that one of you fuckery enthusiasts is behind these Youtube videos. If that is the case, the devil would like to have a conference with you later this evening. This new parody of Ciara and her Metrorail Journey made my big toe shoot up in my boot. [...]

June 9, 2009 Kid Fury YAAASSSSS!!! 3

Behind-the-Scenes Creole

Behind-the-Scenes Creole

Internet soldiers! Someone mixed audio from 1974′s blaxploitation film Truck Turner with a Destiny’s Child video and gave birth to absolute magic. Now, I’m not going to say this hit the Creole nail on the head, but it sure as hell gave me a fat ass laugh. Thanks to reader Jeff for sending this in! [...]

June 5, 2009 Kid Fury I Live!, YAAASSSSS!!! 9

It’s My Blog Birthday!

It’s My Blog Birthday!

That’s right! Three years ago, I created this sanctuary for fun and fuckery and it just continues to grow. Yes, I’m giving this mofo its own post, because I’m proud of my semi-hard work and I appreciate everyone who supports me and my efforts. If you would like to give a birthday gift, you can [...]

June 4, 2009 Kid Fury A Little Something Good, All About Me!, YAAASSSSS!!! 15

Quote of Life

Quote of Life

Just to let these futuristic hoes know, P!nk is not taking any of Kanyeisha’s damn guff. After running into the rap diva at a Stella McCartney fashion show, she had this to say. “The entire time Kanye is going, ‘They need more fur in this show’. He just wouldn’t shut up about how he loved [...]

June 1, 2009 Kid Fury I Live!, I Stan Because I Can, YAAASSSSS!!!, You Mad?, You...Better...Work! 4

Sweet Heaven

Sweet Heaven

Yes, I am posting this picture in full size and unless you’re new around these parts, you should already know why. Badu is life. No need to waste time singing of the joy this woman brings, because it is all quite evident. However, I have decided to emulate the Queen’s sense in fashion from here [...]

May 29, 2009 Kid Fury I Live!, I Stan Because I Can, YAAASSSSS!!!, You...Better...Work! 6

The Vocals of A Geisha!

The Vocals of A Geisha!

Yes, yes, a thousand times YAASSS! Geisha is back with new raw material to knock your hairline back and sweat out your edges. Just when I thought Lady Gaga’s crackhead ass was giving Mother Earth something epic, here comes this shit. Ugh, I just want to make this my ringtone and text message myself on [...]

May 29, 2009 Kid Fury YAAASSSSS!!! 1