First, let us start with a bit of peace.

So, now that my soul is back at rest, there are rumors circling around that Madame Crack is Wack is carrying another child. She was present at Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night this past weekend with quite a perky bosom and what looks like a fresh baby bump.

Now, if you want my opinion, I think her plumbing was just backed up and she needed the pink bottle. They may have been handing out holiday sausage and she grabbed a few too many. I doubt there is a baby in there, because her eggs should be hard-boiled by now? We ought to be paying more attention to that mullet!

Okay, there are a number of things wrong with this mess.

• First of all, is Buffie the Body bumping uglies with Gucci Mane or Kay Slay? Is she doing both? Either way it goes, my stomach will turn and I will most likely retch.
• Who the hell came up with the idea of an online Hip-Hop soap opera and why would it star these two bums?
• What the hell does Gorilla Zoe have to do with anything?
• Does anyone else suffer headache and fatigue when hearing Buffie speak?

The list could easily go on, but I am experiencing depression all of sudden, so I’m through.

This bitch is crazy. Someone dust off a corner for her in the Chamber of Lost Causes and lock her ass in.

I think she’s serious, too.

Kill a few ducks, take a photo, and run that shit through Photoshop — instant album cover! I see you, Mariah. The joy of modern technology is something, ain’t it?

In case you were wondering how Amy Winehouse has been holding up, here are some new photos of her walking the London streets again…looking like she just crawled out of the abyss. Now, she did (or still does) have the Impetigo disease which messes with your skin, so I suppose that is what those blotches on her face are from. However, I don’t know of any disease that causes lacerations on the arm. Is this bitch cutting herself?!

Amy, the moment you wake up, before you put on your makeup, just say a little prayer for you!

I damn near jumped out of my skin when I came across this ad in my issue of this month’s VIBE. Yonnay is looking like someone blasted a full-force fart right in her eyes for this photo. Was it Hov? Did someone drop her Super Sweet Sixteen Dereon cake? What the hell is the mean mug for, lady?

Amy Winehouse has been forced to take time off work after she was diagnosed with impetigo, a highly contagious skin condition.

The troubled star sparked rumors she may have been involved in a fight after she was photographed on Friday with a painful-looking swelling on the side of her face.

But the 24-year-old’s representative has now confirmed her swollen face is down to a bout of impetigo and the singer will have to spend time in isolation to stop the infection spreading.

He says, “Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo, which she’s been told can be highly contagious.

“Because of that she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days.” [ source ]

Yeah….ewww! I’m not sure how one would go about getting the ‘Tigo, but the mere thought of it is making me itch. So, I’m moving on.

Absolutely not…

This is what has been going around the web as the official version of Kanye West’s new video, but I’m almost certain this is not the full version. It doesn’t feel complete…what happened to this part? Yeah, I’ll wait for the real shit to come out. ”Flashing Lights” is way too hot for them to give us this as its video.

Oh, Ashanti is still making music, isn’t she? Well, good for her.

This video for her new single is a bit disturbing…and a tad confusing, actually. The vocals on the track are decent for an Ashanti song, but the video could have been done with less blood. On top of that, I would love it if these R&B gals would stop shooting videos in the tub. It’s getting old and this chick here looks like a damn bilge rat coming up out that water.

It’s nice to see homeboy from Madea Goes to Jail getting work, though.