Sixty-year old Chicago wife, Dawn Montesdeoca was charged with a misdemeanor of domestic battery after she allegedly clobbered her husband Arturo, 56, with a bunch of cupcakes on Saturday. Police got a call from the husbad, who claims he was “in fear” of his safety and wanted his wife arrested. Cops arrived at the couple’s [...]
I’m going to take a walk down Flatbush Avenue, contemplate my status in the world, and possibly jump in front of an MTA vehicle. If you don’t hear from me by this time tomorrow, I probably offed myself. You can blame this girl, our sister in Christ. [...]
I blame D0wJ0nEs for bringing this into my life while I’m trying to eat. Eat a salad, at that. [...]
Lady Gaga has a gigantic fanbase, but a few of them aren’t helping to stifle her image as a bloodthirsty banshee for the side of Lucifer. Twenty-year old Gaga freak, Angelina Barnes of Oklahoma City, reportedly murdered her family’s cat so she could wear it to the pop star’s show. A family member came home [...]
When did Pootie Tang and Charlie Murphy do a collab? I’m still trying to figure this out, so please excuse me. Shouts to FemBoiant for the link! [...]
So, R. Kelly and that girl from BET who slept with LisaRaye’s husband were shaking ass and shit in Chicago this past weekend, and at some point this happened. I don’t know how this mystery woman managed to get her Stanley Steemer so close to Robert’s nostrils, but frankly I’m disgusted. Not because she’s making [...]
August 17, 2010
Elite Fuckery!, Hustling Through This Recession, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, WTF?!, You Got To Wear Stilettos!
Remember Claire from My Wife & Kids — well she’s not a kid anymore. Apparently she’s a vampire bat. According to legal papers filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court, Watson claims things got bad on August 1st … when Jennifer received a suspicious text message at 11PM and Earl decided to check her [...]
I don’t know who this woman is, or why she is trying to come for Geisha’s new hit single, but this shit right here needs to be nominated for a VMA. Please turn your speakers up and fall into the full experience of this smash in the making! Thanks @fiercetastic! [...]
August 7, 2010
Ch....., Get Your Life Queen!, Have You Tried My Jesus?!, Hustling Through This Recession, I'm Sorry. Come Again?, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, Where They Do That At?, Why?, WTF?!, You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial!
Blame your cousins and the creator of the webcam! [...]
December 15, 2009
Ch....., Elite Fuckery!, Get Your Life Queen!, Girl...Good Day, Have A Seat!, Is That So?, Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!, No Alibi At All, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, There's An App For That!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, Why?, WTF?!, You Are Too Old For This!, You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial!
When you all figure it out, let me know. I didn’t watch more than 32 seconds. Blame Agent007GC for leaving this on my doorstep. [...]