Sixty-year old Chicago wife, Dawn Montesdeoca was charged with a misdemeanor of domestic battery after she allegedly clobbered her husband Arturo, 56, with a bunch of cupcakes on Saturday. Police got a call from the husbad, who claims he was “in fear” of his safety and wanted his wife arrested. Cops arrived at the couple’s [...]
I’m going to take a walk down Flatbush Avenue, contemplate my status in the world, and possibly jump in front of an MTA vehicle. If you don’t hear from me by this time tomorrow, I probably offed myself. You can blame this girl, our sister in Christ. [...]
I blame D0wJ0nEs for bringing this into my life while I’m trying to eat. Eat a salad, at that. [...]
Lady Gaga has a gigantic fanbase, but a few of them aren’t helping to stifle her image as a bloodthirsty banshee for the side of Lucifer. Twenty-year old Gaga freak, Angelina Barnes of Oklahoma City, reportedly murdered her family’s cat so she could wear it to the pop star’s show. A family member came home [...]
When did Pootie Tang and Charlie Murphy do a collab? I’m still trying to figure this out, so please excuse me. Shouts to FemBoiant for the link! [...]
So, R. Kelly and that girl from BET who slept with LisaRaye’s husband were shaking ass and shit in Chicago this past weekend, and at some point this happened. I don’t know how this mystery woman managed to get her Stanley Steemer so close to Robert’s nostrils, but frankly I’m disgusted. Not because she’s making [...]
August 17, 2010
Kid Fury
Elite Fuckery!, Hustling Through This Recession, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, WTF?!, You Got To Wear Stilettos!
Remember Claire from My Wife & Kids — well she’s not a kid anymore. Apparently she’s a vampire bat. According to legal papers filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court, Watson claims things got bad on August 1st … when Jennifer received a suspicious text message at 11PM and Earl decided to check her [...]
I don’t know who this woman is, or why she is trying to come for Geisha’s new hit single, but this shit right here needs to be nominated for a VMA. Please turn your speakers up and fall into the full experience of this smash in the making! Thanks @fiercetastic! [...]
August 7, 2010
Kid Fury
Ch....., Get Your Life Queen!, Have You Tried My Jesus?!, Hustling Through This Recession, I'm Sorry. Come Again?, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, Where They Do That At?, Why?, WTF?!, You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial!
Blame your cousins and the creator of the webcam! [...]
December 15, 2009
Kid Fury
Ch....., Elite Fuckery!, Get Your Life Queen!, Girl...Good Day, Have A Seat!, Is That So?, Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!, No Alibi At All, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, There's An App For That!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, Why?, WTF?!, You Are Too Old For This!, You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial!
When you all figure it out, let me know. I didn’t watch more than 32 seconds. Blame Agent007GC for leaving this on my doorstep. [...]