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Chicago Woman Charged With Domestic Battery After Throwing Cupcakes At Her Husband

Chicago Woman Charged With Domestic Battery After Throwing Cupcakes At Her Husband

Sixty-year old Chicago wife, Dawn Montesdeoca was charged with a misdemeanor of domestic battery after she allegedly clobbered her husband Arturo, 56, with a bunch of cupcakes on Saturday. Police got a call from the husbad, who claims he was “in fear” of his safety and wanted his wife arrested. Cops arrived at the couple’s [...]

October 17, 2011 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, That's A Damn Shame, WTF?! 19

iCan’t: Her Vagina Ain’t Handicapped

iCan’t: Her Vagina Ain’t Handicapped

I’m going to take a walk down Flatbush Avenue, contemplate my status in the world, and possibly jump in front of an MTA vehicle. If you don’t hear from me by this time tomorrow, I probably offed myself. You can blame this girl, our sister in Christ. [...]

June 16, 2011 Kid Fury Are You Not Entertained?, Chile, You So Deep!, Elite Fuckery!, Have You Tried My Jesus?!, I Vote No!, Party Of One!, Well I'll Be Damned!, WTF?! 50

Well, I Can’t Feel My Legs.

Well, I Can’t Feel My Legs.

I blame D0wJ0nEs for bringing this into my life while I’m trying to eat. Eat a salad, at that. [...]

April 25, 2011 Kid Fury Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, There's Gold In Them There Hills!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, WTF?!, You Doing The Most! 72

Lady Gaga Fan Mutilates Cat For Concert Outfit

Lady Gaga Fan Mutilates Cat For Concert Outfit

Lady Gaga has a gigantic fanbase, but a few of them aren’t helping to stifle her image as a bloodthirsty banshee for the side of Lucifer. Twenty-year old Gaga freak, Angelina Barnes of Oklahoma City, reportedly murdered her family’s cat so she could wear it to the pop star’s show. A family member came home [...]

April 15, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, WTF?! 21

Video: Lemme Smang It

Video: Lemme Smang It

When did Pootie Tang and Charlie Murphy do a collab? I’m still trying to figure this out, so please excuse me. Shouts to FemBoiant for the link! [...]

October 21, 2010 Kid Fury Are You Not Entertained?, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, WTF?! 29

This Groupie Is Doing The Most

This Groupie Is Doing The Most

So, R. Kelly and that girl from BET who slept with LisaRaye’s husband were shaking ass and shit in Chicago this past weekend, and at some point this happened. I don’t know how this mystery woman managed to get her Stanley Steemer so close to Robert’s nostrils, but frankly I’m disgusted. Not because she’s making [...]

August 17, 2010 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Hustling Through This Recession, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, WTF?!, You Got To Wear Stilettos! 8

Another Celebrity Domestic Biting?!

Another Celebrity Domestic Biting?!

Remember Claire from My Wife & Kids — well she’s not a kid anymore. Apparently she’s a vampire bat. According to legal papers filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court, Watson claims things got bad on August 1st … when Jennifer received a suspicious text message at 11PM and Earl decided to check her [...]

August 12, 2010 Kid Fury Ch....., If You Want Me You Can Watch Me On Your Video Phone, That's A Damn Shame, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, WTF?! 4

The Hits Just Keep On Coming!

The Hits Just Keep On Coming!

I don’t know who this woman is, or why she is trying to come for Geisha’s new hit single, but this shit right here needs to be nominated for a VMA. Please turn your speakers up and fall into the full experience of this smash in the making! Thanks @fiercetastic! [...]

August 7, 2010 Kid Fury Ch....., Get Your Life Queen!, Have You Tried My Jesus?!, Hustling Through This Recession, I'm Sorry. Come Again?, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, Where They Do That At?, Why?, WTF?!, You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial! 22

Don’t Blame Beyoncé!

Don’t Blame Beyoncé!

Blame your cousins and the creator of the webcam! [...]

December 15, 2009 Kid Fury Ch....., Elite Fuckery!, Get Your Life Queen!, Girl...Good Day, Have A Seat!, Is That So?, Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!, No Alibi At All, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, There's An App For That!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, Why?, WTF?!, You Are Too Old For This!, You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial! 32

The Church Is Not Amused…

The Church Is Not Amused…

When you all figure it out, let me know. I didn’t watch more than 32 seconds. Blame Agent007GC for leaving this on my doorstep. [...]

December 7, 2009 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, God Don't Like Ugly!, Have You Tried My Jesus?!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, Where They Do That At?, Who Approved This?, WTF?! 6