Blame your cousins and the creator of the webcam!
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Dec 15 2009
Don’t Blame Beyoncé!
In Bitch You Tried It!,Chile.....,Elite Fuckery!,Get Your Life Queen!,Girl...Good Day,Have A Seat!,Is That So?,Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!,No Alibi At All,Put It In Prayer,That's A Damn Shame,The Devil Is A Liar!,There's An App For That!,Toot Up That Ass!,WTF?!,When Tragic Negroes Attack!,Where They Do That At?,Why?,You Are Too Old For This!,You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial!Nov 20 2009Please Do Better, Black Folk!
I’m done. I truly don’t have the time or the patience for this. You all have a blessed weekend![via Skinny Black Guy]
Nov 16 2009Frankie, Come Get Your Chile!
One of Frankie’s infamous pups has ripped a page from Mama, I Wanna Sing! and is taking steps towards stardom! Feast your eyes on Elite and her breasts! The days of recurring roles on her older siblings’ reality shows are over! Miss Thing is here to serve you hoodrat pussy couture in her own special way! Deal with it!
Feel free to indulge yourself in Elite’s Ester Dean vocals after the cut.
Oct 29 2009The Devil Is A Liar!
They are literally giving reality shows to any and everybody. Beetlejuice, the Howard Stern radio personality and all-around boogawolf, was bobbing around Times Square yesterday promoting his upcoming show “This is Beetle”. The program will premiere on Howard TV and The Good Lord only knows what they will show. I can hardly look at that twisted mug of his in a photo — to hell with television.
I already have a show featuring a crazy Negroe with no teeth and crackhead antics. It’s called Frankie & Neffe. You’ve been dismissed.
Oct 12 2009Help Me Understand!
Shouts out to BigLilKim of Twitter for the photo — as I log the hell out.
Sep 9 2009Tyler Perry Films Presents…
Well Lady Tyler isn’t really behind this one, but the devil might be.
The LA-based dance craze jerkin’, popularized by the New Boyz’s hit record “You’re a Jerk,” is being developed into a film.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Melee Entertainment and independent film producer Shariff Hasan, the producers behind the Mos Def-starred comedy Next Day Air, are in talks with writers to develop the movie.
A release date for the dance-centered film has yet to be announced. [ source ]
My stars and stripes! Is it really that serious?
Well, I suppose Omarion, Kyla Pratt, and the live audience of 106 & Park can go ahead and cash in on this shit. I. SHALL. NOT. USE!
Aug 27 2009Doing The Most: Twitter Followers
So, some child who goes by the name SpokenReasons was blocked on Twitter by Necole Bitchie for God knows what. He, in turn, decided to make this monkey-fool-banana-rum-shrimp-cocktail ass video on Youtube dedicated to her. Clearly, the Internet is giving people far too much freedom.
This is what happens when you have too much leisure time. Idle hands are a tool of the devil and this shit has inspired me to go do something productive. I think I’m going to go build a spaceship or something. Bye.
Aug 26 2009Bury Me In A Quick Weave!
No words. You may blame FashionLIFE.
In 1243 -- None Of These Bitches Look Better Than Me!,Bitch You See Me,Get Your Life Queen!,I'm Sorry. Come Again?,If You Want Me You Can Watch Me On Your Video Phone,Is That So?,Jesus! I Need You!,Ms. All Da Way Live,Now That's A Bad Bitch!,Stomp The Pavement Queen!,That's A Damn Shame,This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!,WTF?!,Why?,You Doing The Most!,You...Better...Work!Aug 26 2009Doing The Most: Kandi & Fantasia
While Kandi was rehearsing for her show at Wal-Mart’s produce section (not really), she and Fantasia decided to turn things out and shake a little something for Youtube. Survey says: Meh! It’s nice to see Fanny Labelle take time off from her bowl of alphabet soup to go and enjoy life, though.
Jul 15 2009Girl, Get Out!
This
gargoylegoblingirl has fucked up for the last time. I officially give up on her and let the record show that she has no hope and no love in this part of the apartment complex. Thank you and good night.
