A wise man once told me that with riches and fame can sometimes come the feeling of nonfulfillment. Kobe has made basketball history, raped white women, and created a shoe for us all to laugh at in the local Foot Locker. What does he do next?

He jumps over speeding automobiles.

Sorry to say that this is not Jackass, and although I believe the stunt was rigged, if he was to get run over by that car, I would have laughed my ass off.

MTV News caught up with Chris Brown and Rihanna at the Kids Choice Awards last week and grilled them about their relationship. Their response was of course, “We’re just friends” – whatever! I’m sure Rihanna drizzled her friendly Bajan fudge over Christopher’s yellow cake at some point, if you know what I mean. However, I’m tired of the bullshit, so I’m rolling with this claim.

Off-Topic: This child has on a custom Nickelodeon hoodie…rhinestones and all.

Sister2Sister, let’s do better next time, okay? I think I speak for everyone when I say “sit your asses down”. Nobody cares about Keloid and her new boyfriend (let’s just call him DL…if you know what I’m saying). I am more interested in the sub-story featuring Beanie Sigel.

More black love underneath the cut!

Ray J…drink bleach, please! Let’s see how many times this video plays on BET.

So, here is my theory. Jayceon was sitting at home farting and playing X-Box with nothing to do. So, in a haste to remain relevant, he recorded himself getting a star tattooed around the LA tattoo that covers the very flaming butterfly tattoo on his face. By a show of hands, who cares?

I’m going to make this as brief as possible. All these bitch made fools need to get a life, stat! First, Raz-B claims that his cousin raped him and then takes it back, with his big water-jug head! Now, the other two B2K princesses are ticked off for whatever reason and of course the camera is there to catch all the bull.

The whole time that these boys are spending bitching at each other, they could be searching for a 9-to-5 somewhere. I’m sure Taco Bell would enlist them to mop up their kitchen grease for a reasonable salary. Quit faking drama for attention!

BTW: Did that boy say he has HIV/AIDS? Lord, I pray for strength!