So somebody recently lost their Atlanta-ass mind and had Gucci Mane come to Crawford Long Middle School to speak to students for Career Day. The rapper posted the photo above on his Twitter account in…honor, I suppose. What in blazes would Gucci Mane teach these kids about his career? How to drop a mixtape? How [...]
January 30, 2013
Kid Fury
Who Approved This?
I don’t know who in burnt weave hell told Kenya Moore to take her nutbird ass on television and perform music, but I’m just going to blame Kandi Burruss until she’s proven innocent. The new member of ATL’s Houseflies has released a song called “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” — a term she used during [...]
I love Zoe Saldana. I really and truly do, but when I heard that she had been cast to play the iconic singer/songwriter, Nina Simone, I let a crisp “bitch, what?!” out from the depths of my soul. As far as I was concerned it was a joke, but here are photos of the Dominican/Puerto [...]
October 22, 2012
Kid Fury
Who Approved This?
I had no idea Amber Rose’s scalp-licker had another album on the way and I don’t really care, but this album cover is what butch queens are made of. These American flag scrotum-suckers and that 101 Damnations coat…I just wanna know why. ONIFC must stand for Only Nigga Intensely Feeling Coochie. [...]
August 8, 2012
Kid Fury
Who Approved This?
There was a young woman named Ashanti on Good Morning America today. I’m not entirely sure who she is — maybe she won a contest or something. Either way she decided to sing one of the late Whitney Houston’s classic records, “I Have Nothing”. I don’t have the strength, so… [...]
Florence + The Machine are under fire for their latest music video, “No Light, No Light”, with accusations that it’s full of racist imagery. Lord, not my Lady Flo! In the video, ivory-colored Florence Welch is being chased around by a nappy-headed voodoo man. The guy is painted darker than Ices Brown’s neck and dances [...]
Mammy Monster appeared on The X-Factor this weekend to perform “Marry The Night.” Dressed in all black the omen, she crept out of a church confessional with a headless woman attached to her. After the performance, which she spent the majority of standing in her costume, Gaga said hello to Kelly Rowland and talked about [...]
Raz-B (the “B” is for bootyhole and he make sure he say that) is back in my cypher and so I’m sharing the frustration. Mama is fresh out of the BGCLive forums with a new development. He is starring in (and producing) a film titled No Homo: The Movie. You may now take a few [...]
Yellow Cake is not planning on letting go of this whole rap thing anytime soon. He actually released a remix to Kanye & Jay-Z’s popular record, “Niggas In Paris”. What’s the occasion you ask? It’s a Halloween treat…and a bit of a trick. Listen below. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] [...]
October 18, 2011
Kid Fury
New Music, Who Approved This?
Odd Bebe’s Kids Praise God Beat Them All will be draggin ruckus and dirty fingernails to your idiot box next year. The rao collective just scored a live-action series on Adult Swim titled Loiter Squad. With Dickhouse Entertainment in the production seat, the show is already being thought of as Jackass For Colored Girls. You [...]