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Who Asked Kris Jenner For A Bikini Selfie?

Who Asked Kris Jenner For A Bikini Selfie?

Today I was accosted by this photograph of Kristen Jenner with her 57-year old tits perched in a blue two-piece bikini and so you all have to see it too. The leader of the Kardashian Klan posted the flick on her Instagram page as a sayonara to summer and I’m pretty sure this means every [...]

September 16, 2013 Kid Fury Kris Jenner Strikes Again!, Who Approved This? 88

Caption This: Gucci Mane Speaks At Middle School Career Day

Caption This: Gucci Mane Speaks At Middle School Career Day

So somebody recently lost their Atlanta-ass mind and had Gucci Mane come to Crawford Long Middle School to speak to students for Career Day. The rapper posted the photo above on his Twitter account in…honor, I suppose. What in blazes would Gucci Mane teach these kids about his career? How to drop a mixtape? How [...]

January 30, 2013 Kid Fury Who Approved This? 57

Kenya Moore Performs New Single ‘Gone With The Wind Fabulous’

Kenya Moore Performs New Single ‘Gone With The Wind Fabulous’

I don’t know who in burnt weave hell told Kenya Moore to take her nutbird ass on television and perform music, but I’m just going to blame Kandi Burruss until she’s proven innocent. The new member of ATL’s Houseflies has released a song called “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” — a term she used during [...]

January 14, 2013 Kid Fury This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Who Approved This? 89

Hell Nah: Zoe Saldana On Set As Nina Simone

Hell Nah: Zoe Saldana On Set As Nina Simone

I love Zoe Saldana. I really and truly do, but when I heard that she had been cast to play the iconic singer/songwriter, Nina Simone, I let a crisp “bitch, what?!” out from the depths of my soul. As far as I was concerned it was a joke, but here are photos of the Dominican/Puerto [...]

October 22, 2012 Kid Fury Who Approved This? 134

Album Cover: Wiz Khalifa – O.N.I.F.C.

Album Cover: Wiz Khalifa – O.N.I.F.C.

I had no idea Amber Rose’s scalp-licker had another album on the way and I don’t really care, but this album cover is what butch queens are made of. These American flag scrotum-suckers and that 101 Damnations coat…I just wanna know why. ONIFC must stand for Only Nigga Intensely Feeling Coochie. [...]

August 8, 2012 Kid Fury Who Approved This? 35

Some Chick Named Ashanti Sings Whitney Houston’s ‘I Have Nothing’ On GMA

Some Chick Named Ashanti Sings Whitney Houston’s ‘I Have Nothing’ On GMA

There was a young woman named Ashanti on Good Morning America today. I’m not entirely sure who she is — maybe she won a contest or something. Either way she decided to sing one of the late Whitney Houston’s classic records, “I Have Nothing”. I don’t have the strength, so… [...]

February 13, 2012 Kid Fury Have A Seat!, Who Approved This? 61

Is The New Florence + The Machine Video Racist?

Is The New Florence + The Machine Video Racist?

Florence + The Machine are under fire for their latest music video, “No Light, No Light”, with accusations that it’s full of racist imagery. Lord, not my Lady Flo! In the video, ivory-colored Florence Welch is being chased around by a nappy-headed voodoo man. The guy is painted darker than Ices Brown’s neck and dances [...]

November 21, 2011 Kid Fury I Love You But No!, Videos, Who Approved This? 38

Lady Gaga Loses Her Head On X-Factor UK

Lady Gaga Loses Her Head On X-Factor UK

Mammy Monster appeared on The X-Factor this weekend to perform “Marry The Night.” Dressed in all black the omen, she crept out of a church confessional with a headless woman attached to her. After the performance, which she spent the majority of standing in her costume, Gaga said hello to Kelly Rowland and talked about [...]

November 14, 2011 Kid Fury I Vote No!, Live!, Monster, May I?, Who Approved This? 13

Oh Girl: Raz-B Starring In ‘No Homo: The Movie’

Oh Girl: Raz-B Starring In ‘No Homo: The Movie’

Raz-B (the “B” is for bootyhole and he make sure he say that) is back in my cypher and so I’m sharing the frustration. Mama is fresh out of the BGCLive forums with a new development. He is starring in (and producing) a film titled No Homo: The Movie. You may now take a few [...]

November 2, 2011 Kid Fury Girl...Good Day, Oh, You Tried That!, Who Approved This? 21

New Music: Chris Brown – Coloreds In Paris (Remix)

New Music: Chris Brown – Coloreds In Paris (Remix)

Yellow Cake is not planning on letting go of this whole rap thing anytime soon. He actually released a remix to Kanye & Jay-Z’s popular record, “Niggas In Paris”. What’s the occasion you ask? It’s a Halloween treat…and a bit of a trick. Listen below. [...]

October 18, 2011 Kid Fury New Music, Who Approved This? 13