Nov 3 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Okay, so Chris Roundhouse has been catching a lot of flak for the cover to his next album, Graffiti — mostly because his pants look like they can transform his nuts into ovaries. Why won’t y’all let his leggings be great?
Honestly, the scrotum-huggers don’t bother me. The outfit shows off his figure and gives a very sexy and futuristic look to the whole photo. Plus, those chrome robot arms remind me of Jax from Mortal Kombat, and we all know that Chris packs a serious punch! Really, it was the odd little cartoon creatures that threw me off.
Oct 28 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The King of Iron Fist performed at Power 105′s Powerhouse concert yesterday and the people are saying he put on a great show. There was most likely a lot of floor-grinding, moon-walking, and Kung Fu taking place during his set. Either way, the kiddies ate that shit up — I guess nobody cares about his Wolverine knuckles anymore. That boy’s good!
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Oct 12 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Shouts out to BigLilKim of Twitter for the photo — as I log the hell out.
Oct 6 2009
Written by Kid Fury
…bob their necks together.
The Real Street-Skeezers of Hollywood, Amber Rose & Coco, showed up and showed out at the after-party for a New York screening of Chris Rock’s Good Hair yesterday. Oh, how I enjoy these women. I bet that event smelled like latex and Negro scrotum when the ladies arrived. Karrine Steffans could never…
Aug 26 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Mehcad Brooks, True Blood’s eye-candy with the horrible acting skills, participated in Sunday’s Tag the World celebrity triathlon in Hawaii and ended up a moist, chisel-bodied wreck. I hear the coin laundries in Waikiki were in a frenzy after the locals all creamed their undergarments.
There is no specific reason for this post. I don’t even really care for Mehcad, but I figure some of you ladies and gentlequeens will enjoy those sweaty pectorals.
(pics via Just Jared)
Aug 13 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Jim Jones was displaying his hidden treats for the ladies and gentlequeens at yesterday’s Converse Band of Ballers basketball game. I know you want to run your tongue down his happy nappy trail. Don’t deny yourself simple pleasures.
More pics underneath.
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Jul 17 2009
Written by Kid Fury
So, this is supposedly the cover for Trey Songz’ upcoming album, Ready. Homeboy has been to the gym and he will force you to recognize it one way or another. Meh, I’m not sure I believe this “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” picture is official. Looks more like half of a Playgirl capture, but I’m sure some of you will right-click and save this bitch regardless. Whatever.
Jul 8 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Now look who’s got the paparazzi (or an unemployed cousin) following him with a camera. Showing that Vlasic pickle off seems to have gotten Dorion Standberry more attention than that raggedy ass College Hill shit ever did. You know he’s trying to become a new 106 & Park correspondent and sip Juicy Juice with Teyana Taylor. However, we all know the real celebrity is hidden in those shorts.
Jul 6 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Well, look who decided to give the world another taste of titty at Vegas’ Tao Nightclub this weekend. You’re only getting side-boob action, though — Forhedda is a lady!
This whole “Look at me! I’m so different and vibrant!” type of fashion is making me nervous. Pretty soon, Solange is going to be performing with a possum on her head and Amber Rose will be strutting the hoe stroll with electric tape covering her birth canal. That shit ain’t couture.
[ photo courtesy of RihannaDaily ]
