Shaquille O’Neal and his fiancé Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander looked a plum Beauty and The Beast fool arriving at David Letterman today. I refuse to deal with that tracksuit this evening, but you can get a piece for yourself. I’m sure Shaunie O’Neal will be prank calling Hoopz in season 3 of Basketball Flies. Watch your [...]
When did Pootie Tang and Charlie Murphy do a collab? I’m still trying to figure this out, so please excuse me. Shouts to FemBoiant for the link! [...]
You, my friends, are forever delivering the freshest pots of fuckery to my Gmail inbox and Twitter reply page — for this, I thank you. Today’s slice of reckless stew comes to us by way of @cinderMELla! All I want to know is: Who you finna try? [...]
I don’t know about you, but I’m scared. Video spotted at Dr. Jays Live! [...]
Blame Crunk & Disorderly’s Facebook page as I sit with my thoughts. [...]
September 9, 2010
Kid Fury
When Tragic Negroes Attack!
First of all, lets get some shit straight! Leggings are not pants! I don’t know who start the trend of women wearing these things with all of their gingerbread hanging out, but it does not work for everyone and it should not be done regularly. Cover something up! Also, if you’re so big that the [...]
So, R. Kelly and that girl from BET who slept with LisaRaye’s husband were shaking ass and shit in Chicago this past weekend, and at some point this happened. I don’t know how this mystery woman managed to get her Stanley Steemer so close to Robert’s nostrils, but frankly I’m disgusted. Not because she’s making [...]
August 17, 2010
Kid Fury
Elite Fuckery!, Hustling Through This Recession, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, WTF?!, You Got To Wear Stilettos!
Remember Claire from My Wife & Kids — well she’s not a kid anymore. Apparently she’s a vampire bat. According to legal papers filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court, Watson claims things got bad on August 1st … when Jennifer received a suspicious text message at 11PM and Earl decided to check her [...]
photo courtesy of KodakBoi at KiddUNot.com Now, personally I don’t get drunk in the clubs and I don’t give a frog’s fat ass if you’ve heard differently! I’m posting this in hopes that it can assist some other drunken monkey from showing out in the clubhouse! I’m not judging anyone…so don’t judge me. 1. Memory [...]
You know, I expected that a brief trip to the flea market during my lunch break would bring me some mouth-watering fuckery, but this shit hit me like a club to Tiger Woods’ cerebellum. Obama Beauty Supply is catering to all the local divas and queens! If you need some premium Korean extensions to stunt [...]