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Shaq & Hoopz Arrive At David Letterman

Shaq & Hoopz Arrive At David Letterman

Shaquille O’Neal and his fiancé Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander looked a plum Beauty and The Beast fool arriving at David Letterman today. I refuse to deal with that tracksuit this evening, but you can get a piece for yourself. I’m sure Shaunie O’Neal will be prank calling Hoopz in season 3 of Basketball Flies. Watch your [...]

January 4, 2011 Kid Fury Let's Not...Not Today, When Tragic Negroes Attack! 8

Video: Lemme Smang It

Video: Lemme Smang It

When did Pootie Tang and Charlie Murphy do a collab? I’m still trying to figure this out, so please excuse me. Shouts to FemBoiant for the link! [...]

October 21, 2010 Kid Fury Are You Not Entertained?, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, WTF?! 29

I Bet You Won’t Get Crunk!

I Bet You Won’t Get Crunk!

You, my friends, are forever delivering the freshest pots of fuckery to my Gmail inbox and Twitter reply page — for this, I thank you. Today’s slice of reckless stew comes to us by way of @cinderMELla! All I want to know is: Who you finna try? [...]

October 5, 2010 Kid Fury When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where Are Your Parents? 35

This Is What Four Loko Is Doing To Our People

This Is What Four Loko Is Doing To Our People

I don’t know about you, but I’m scared. Video spotted at Dr. Jays Live! [...]

September 29, 2010 Kid Fury Have You Tried My Jesus?!, When Tragic Negroes Attack! 33

Now That’s A 5 Star Chick!

Now That’s A 5 Star Chick!

Blame Crunk & Disorderly’s Facebook page as I sit with my thoughts. [...]

September 9, 2010 Kid Fury When Tragic Negroes Attack! 21

How Not To Wear Your Leggings!

How Not To Wear Your Leggings!

First of all, lets get some shit straight! Leggings are not pants! I don’t know who start the trend of women wearing these things with all of their gingerbread hanging out, but it does not work for everyone and it should not be done regularly. Cover something up! Also, if you’re so big that the [...]

September 7, 2010 Kid Fury ...The Hell You Got On?, When Tragic Negroes Attack! 9

This Groupie Is Doing The Most

This Groupie Is Doing The Most

So, R. Kelly and that girl from BET who slept with LisaRaye’s husband were shaking ass and shit in Chicago this past weekend, and at some point this happened. I don’t know how this mystery woman managed to get her Stanley Steemer so close to Robert’s nostrils, but frankly I’m disgusted. Not because she’s making [...]

August 17, 2010 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Hustling Through This Recession, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, WTF?!, You Got To Wear Stilettos! 8

Another Celebrity Domestic Biting?!

Another Celebrity Domestic Biting?!

Remember Claire from My Wife & Kids — well she’s not a kid anymore. Apparently she’s a vampire bat. According to legal papers filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court, Watson claims things got bad on August 1st … when Jennifer received a suspicious text message at 11PM and Earl decided to check her [...]

August 12, 2010 Kid Fury Ch....., If You Want Me You Can Watch Me On Your Video Phone, That's A Damn Shame, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, WTF?! 4

3 Reasons One Shouldn’t Get Drunk in Public!

3 Reasons One Shouldn’t Get Drunk in Public!

photo courtesy of KodakBoi at KiddUNot.com Now, personally I don’t get drunk in the clubs and I don’t give a frog’s fat ass if you’ve heard differently! I’m posting this in hopes that it can assist some other drunken monkey from showing out in the clubhouse! I’m not judging anyone…so don’t judge me. 1. Memory [...]

May 18, 2010 Kid Fury All About Me!, Ms. All Da Way Live, That's A Damn Shame, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, You Doing The Most! 11

Who Approved This…Really?

Who Approved This…Really?

You know, I expected that a brief trip to the flea market during my lunch break would bring me some mouth-watering fuckery, but this shit hit me like a club to Tiger Woods’ cerebellum. Obama Beauty Supply is catering to all the local divas and queens! If you need some premium Korean extensions to stunt [...]

March 27, 2010 Kid Fury Girl...Good Day, I Vote No!, My Lacefront Is My Life!, Oh, You Tried That!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Who Approved This? 17