Prayer Works!

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.May.2nd.2008 in Well I'll Be Damned! // 4 Comments
 

There can be miracles…when you believe.

Although I am not a Ryan Leslie fan (even though he is very talented), he came leaps and bounds from his highschool days in terms of looks. There is still a creepiness in his image, if you ask me, but damn he used to look like a Pokemon card guru. That just goes to show what a little money and Puff Daddy love-making can get you.

Oh, I think I found Ryan’s long lost twin, too!

Call PETA!

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.April.14th.2008 in Well I'll Be Damned! // No Comments
 

Forhedda finally took a break from her bush burner, Chris Brown, to take her dog, Oliver, to lunch last Friday. That thing is getting big as hell! She must be feeding him Church’s Chicken or something, because he looks like a Pokemon.

For some reason, I just see that poor pooch crying out for help in these photos. He doesn’t need fame or fortune…all he wants is some bacon and a good carpet to drag his ass across.

He Exists?!

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.April.9th.2008 in Ain't This Some Shit?, Well I'll Be Damned! // 2 Comments
 

Usher and his husband were caught by the ‘razzi shopping the other day — you know buying, undergarments, Viagra, toenail clippers and the like. The surprise came when the couple were leaving and Usher was seen cradling an adorable baby boy that we are being told is the infamous Usher Raymond V.

Now, I passed Biology, Chemistry, and Anatomy in school. Therefore, I am cognisant of the fact that two men (or one man and one beast) cannot procreate human infants. So, what I’m trying to find out is — who’s baby is that, really?