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…in 2011. Chile!
Oprah Winfrey will announce on Friday that her popular daytime talk show, “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” will end its run in 2011, Tim Bennett, the President of Harpo, announced in a letter released to ABC affiliates on Thursday.
“Tomorrow, Oprah will announce live on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in television history,” he wrote in the letter, obtained by Access Hollywood. ” The sun will set on the ‘Oprah’ show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011.”
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Not even a full 24 hours after my new found interest in Real Housewives, JoshZilla from Twitter sent me this video of an upcoming TLC series called Police Women of Broward County. Oh, I didn’t need anything more than “Broward” and that cock-eyed sapphire at the 10-second mark to decided that this will be on my DVR. Floridians can’t ever seem to get their shit together and the police often make matters worse, so prepare for grade A fuckery on August 6th.
According to new reports, Usher has reason to believe that The Swamp Thing’s youngest child, Naviyd, is not his biological son.
“The first thing Usher said was, ‘How did that happen?’ — because he was gone a lot, and their sex life was very, very limited,” a friend of the star reveals. “He’s determined to get truthful answers.” [via NecoleBitchie]
I’d like to know how it happened too. I never thought that man and El Chupacabra could conceive human babies in the first place. So we all have questions that need answers, nigga.
Beyonce must be taking her new song “Diva” to heart.
The starlet, who is in Vienna on tour, was just too busy to take a private tour of the city’s famed Albertina Museum.
Knowles sent a look-a-like to the museum, who posed with fans and the director, according to Austria’s daily tabloids Oesterreich and Heute. Meanwhile, the singer was spotted shopping with her mom.
“We were a little doubtful,” admitted museum spokeswoman Verena Dahlitz. “But [we] weren’t really sure. It could have been her.”
On top of this stunt, Vienna papers reported that her concert met with very mixed reviews and was only half-full. [ source ]
Creolesians are so damn tricky. You have to keep your eyes on them at all times, otherwise they might end your life.
Bebe Zahara does deserve some time to pressure clean all that make-up off her face, dump all 700 pounds of her weave to the side, and just be free to spend her coins. If I had to travel the globe and J-sett for millions of people every damn day, I would send Propecia to be my body double, too. Don’t be mad, Vienna — we love your sausages.
 
…Amen.
Kanye was recently seen shopping in Los Angeles with his zesty glam squad and new lipgloss partner, Amber Rose, who I intially thought was Susan Powter, but that is all irrelevant. Most importantly, he was seen with a fresh haircut — God is good all the time. I was almost sure that dusty mullet was going to transform into a super perm…and then a jheri curl. It was a nightmare in my head. Thankfully, it is gone and Kanye looks like himself again. Praise the Father and don’t forget to leave a little something in the offering plate.
They said she was going to be ignored and replaced; that she would never have the opportunity to sing for Obama’s inauguration. They were wrong.
Grammys are nice. Golden Globe and Oscar nominations aren’t bad, either. But singing the first song for the president and first lady on inauguration night? Priceless.
According to Variety, that honor will belong to none other than Beyoncé on Tuesday night at the “Neighborhood Ball.” When President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama make their first stop of the evening at the Washington Convention Center, B will serenade them with an as-yet-unannounced song for the traditional first dance. (Given the president-elect’s use of several classic Motown numbers during the course of the election, we’re guessing that the tune will be a well-known Motor City hit.) [ source ]
Now you all should know that with the power of Creole jinxies and Matthew Knowles on your side, nothing is impossible. Hell, Bey-Bey may just fly into the heavens and rearrange the stars to spell “CHANGE” upon completing her song. Don’t underestimate that power.
According to a rumor posted by Illseed over at AllHipHop.com, DJ Khaled may have been appointed the new president of Def Jam South. Now I appreciate Khaled in all of his overly hype-tasticness and that would be a big win for Miami, but I don’t think the world is ready for a DJ president. We got Barack, let’s just take our motherfucking time.
Can you imagine how much louder music would be with this man on everybody’s record? I’m going to have to vote maybe.
Trina is still out here grinding. She just wrapped a video for her 3rd single (I’m surprised she got that far), “Look Back At Me”, with Killer Mike. Now let us avert our attention to the photo on the right, please. Can anyone else see a Jay-Z toe ’round the bottom half? Maybe it’s me.
The “glamorest” style is nice and what not, but this record is pretty damn nasty [ listen here ]. It would have been hot to shoot Trina rocking a burgundy snap-on ponytail, with a 305 fitted and some fugazi flea market Apple Bottoms. That’s what all the hood chicks wear when they drop their steaming goodies to this song. Come on now!
Never to be forgotten, Mario was getting all hot and cunty with the crowd at BB King’s in New York last week as part of the GO! concert tour. I, personally, would prefer the R&B stars with their blouses on, but someone is bound to love this shit.
I’m not even going to lie. When I was younger I snuck into my parents room to watch Conan the Destroyer on late night cable. Not too long after, I had a nightmare of Grace Jones floating above my bed trying to eat my face! She struck the fear in me for years on end.
From what I’ve heard Madame Jones is preparing a new studio album — her first in 20 years. It is to be titled Corporate Cannibal (you see the terror?) and should be released in the late summer.
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