Maroon 5 - Never See Your Face Again
I leave you today with a music video. This is funny, because if I never see Forhedda’s face again, I won’t mind.
Enjoy.
G-Unit - I Like The Way she Do It
They better be serious snatching intros from 20th Century Fox. Those old white folk aren’t Ja Rule – they are not afraid to come after ya’ll asses.
This felt like a typical G-Unit video to me. It is a nice record for the clubs (the ones with poles and the ones without). The only issue I had was that it sounds like Five Dimes is saying, “I like the way she douche“, in the hook. I was so certain that my speculations were being proven as true. I was wrong, though.
Karina Pasian - 16 @ War
I meant to post this video up a while ago. Def Jam made a great decision in signing 16-year old Karina Pasian. She has a great voice and an amazing talent. Her debut single, “16 @ War”, is an absolutely perfect gift to teenagers. Lord knows, I have felt like a feuding outsider when I was that age, but I was bad.
Anyway, check out the stellar little New York princess at MeetKarina.net. You will be getting nothing but love at The Fury, girl. Unless you start acting crazy…then I’m going to roast your ass!
Chris Brown - Forever
“Double your pleasure, double your fun!” Um, Doublemint gum better have gotten a check for that shit!
Anyway, I would usually roast anything to do with Chris Brown, just because I’m not a fan of yellow cake…I’m kidding. I did enjoy this video just a tad. The visual effects were really nice and it all compliments the song. So, as Khia would say, “I’m not gon’ bash your ass” on this here post!
The Dream - I Luv Your Girl
This is one of the only songs by The Dream that I can say I love. I’m not a big fan of the album and when Michael from The Cynical Ones said he looks like a Teddy Graham, I lost all of my mind.
Anyway, the video is boring. There isn’t much else to say, except the explicit version is better and they should have kept this shit Ninja Turtle free.
Girlicious - Like Me
So, The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious wrapped last night with the finale on The CW. Please, do not feel left out if you have never heard of this show — you’re better off. Anyway, the winners and members of the new girl group Girlicious are Natalie, Chrystina, Nichole, and Tiffanie.
Judging by their first single, “Like Me”, produced by Jazze “Poak Chop Pizza” Pha, and the accompanying video, would you say that these chicks will make it in the industry? To be honest, with a name like Girlicious, I think they were sitting shitty before they even started.
Man down!
Alicia Keys - Teenage Love Affair
I love how Alicia Keys tries to turn all of her music videos into little mini-movies…even when they don’t make sense. It is entertaining. One problem I have, however, is the constant breaks in the track to play out a scene. It’s like, “Damn. Can we just hear the song?”
“Teenage Love Affair” features cameos by the dozens. See if you can catch them all.
Jay-Z & Mary J - You’re Welcome
Why does this look like a fanmade YouTube video? Someone explain.
Kelly Rowland - Comeback
Ms. Kelly is a certified trooper. The video for her song, “Comeback” (which I love…seriously), has made its debut. Due to Kizzy’s undeniable work ethic and strive I’m not going to bash her this time around. Besides the video is very sexy.
One question though: Is that glitter glue running down her face at 1:34?
Usher - Love In This Club
I personally don’t like this song or Usher for that matter, but for the folks who have gotten over his same sex marriage and supposed child, here is the new video. I like how they are trying to make it epic with a bizarre plot and even more bizarre ending. It was also nice to see Usher dancing again. Then, my girl Keri Hilson stole the entire video for me. So, all in all, I give it a sigh.
Usher’s new album, Here I Stand, hits stores on May 27th. Anyone think it will match up to Confessions?
