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Kenya Moore Performs New Single ‘Gone With The Wind Fabulous’

Kenya Moore Performs New Single ‘Gone With The Wind Fabulous’

I don’t know who in burnt weave hell told Kenya Moore to take her nutbird ass on television and perform music, but I’m just going to blame Kandi Burruss until she’s proven innocent. The new member of ATL’s Houseflies has released a song called “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” — a term she used during [...]

January 14, 2013 Kid Fury This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Who Approved This? 89

Sneak Peek: Lady Gaga ‘Cake’ Rap Video

Sneak Peek: Lady Gaga ‘Cake’ Rap Video

So for whatever reason, Lady Gaga has decided to release a video for that rap song she recorded with DJ White Shadow that I assumed was a joke done by bored rich white people. The “Cake” video has Gaga stripped down to her drawers and her Louboutins while rolling around in desserts. She also plays [...]

November 19, 2012 Kid Fury This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs! 79

Kenya Bell Doesn’t Like Half These Basketball Hoes

Kenya Bell Doesn’t Like Half These Basketball Hoes

I’ve actually been keeping up with Shaunie O’Neal’s parade of gossip, broken glass and itchy vaginas this season. As usual, I live for Tami Roman’s endless shade, but the rest of the birds can fly south. This chick in particular is especially bizarre. When the new addition, Kenya Bell, isn’t pulling box-cutters on her soon-to-be [...]

March 29, 2012 Kid Fury Fall Into The Shade!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, You Mad? 24

Lindsay Lohan’s Daddy Calls Her A Crackhead

Lindsay Lohan’s Daddy Calls Her A Crackhead

Lindsay Lohan added another mugshot to her collection after a judge revoked her probation yesterday. Yes, the sky is also still blue and water is still good and wet. I’m posting these photos so you can see how ghastly this girl looks. She’s 25-years old looking like a damn hobgoblin. Lindsay’s father Michael Lohan appeared [...]

October 20, 2011 Kid Fury Don't Be A Drag, Just Be A Queen, That's A Damn Shame, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs! 19

Rewind: Whitney Houston Wants You To Shut Up!

Rewind: Whitney Houston Wants You To Shut Up!

You know, it’s a pretty decent Thursday afternoon and I think we should all enjoy a little treat from fuckery’s past. Here is clip from the legendary series and mother of reality television, Being Bobby Brown. Nippy gives us groove, sass, and power during an impromptu Black Eyed Peas cover! Boy, don’t ‘eem try to [...]

July 21, 2011 Kid Fury Get Your Life Queen!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, YAAASSSSS!!! 15

Lady Gaga Fan Mutilates Cat For Concert Outfit

Lady Gaga Fan Mutilates Cat For Concert Outfit

Lady Gaga has a gigantic fanbase, but a few of them aren’t helping to stifle her image as a bloodthirsty banshee for the side of Lucifer. Twenty-year old Gaga freak, Angelina Barnes of Oklahoma City, reportedly murdered her family’s cat so she could wear it to the pop star’s show. A family member came home [...]

April 15, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, WTF?! 21

T-Pain’s Facebook Tattoo

T-Pain’s Facebook Tattoo

Titty Pain got some new ink during a trip to Hawaii and of course, he decided to share it with us via Twiter. The tatt is a play on Facebook’s “Like” button and I’m sure this tragic Negro feels like 50 types of clever for it. Well I’m going to have someone tattoo a hashtag [...]

January 28, 2011 Kid Fury Ch....., This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, When Tragic Negroes Attack! 14

Raz-B Invites Fans To His House For Autographs

Raz-B Invites Fans To His House For Autographs

Album? What album, girl? I’d just like to extend a prayer to Raz and whatever he’s going through. I don’t know why you would want total strangers coming to your home — fans or not. You could have at least had them meet you by the hot dog stand outside of Wal-Mart or something a [...]

November 2, 2010 Kid Fury Caption This!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs! 10

This Groupie Is Doing The Most

This Groupie Is Doing The Most

So, R. Kelly and that girl from BET who slept with LisaRaye’s husband were shaking ass and shit in Chicago this past weekend, and at some point this happened. I don’t know how this mystery woman managed to get her Stanley Steemer so close to Robert’s nostrils, but frankly I’m disgusted. Not because she’s making [...]

August 17, 2010 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Hustling Through This Recession, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, WTF?!, You Got To Wear Stilettos! 8

BatGaga Begins!

BatGaga Begins!

Rah-Rah-Ah-Ah-Ah! The true Batgirl has made her presence known– deal with it! Lady Gaga spread her wings in London for a performance on X-Factor. I heard Beyoncé is thinking about dressing up as a giant aluminum crawfish during the Grammys, but those are just rumors. [...]

December 7, 2009 Kid Fury This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, You See Me! 3