L’Mama looks like a melted pack of Tropical Laffy Taffy sticks.

My reaction to this was very much like her body language in that first photo. I just don’t get it, but somebody else does…somewhere…God bless ‘em. Lil Mama’s debut album, VYP: Voice of the Young People, is in stores today.

It is folk like this that give celebrities inspiration to act like supreme jackasses in public. Please treat yourself to a Lil’ Kim stan’s detailed recap on her presence at a nightclub a few weeks ago.

“Kim was the shyt last night! She performed “Lighter’s Up,” “The Jump Off,” an “Magic Stick.” It was crazy the way people were acting when Kim arrived, str8 BANANAS!

Kim saw me and looked mad excited to see me. When she performed she pointed at me and said, “That’s my baby right there! I love him!” I was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! She was talking mad shit! She said she is dropping this SUMMER, that she is going to get her “SHIT TOGETHER” so she can do a BIG show at a colosseum or an arena. She said she dropped everyone who is around her and got a new crew and that it took for her to go to PRISON to find REAL friends and she had girls she was locked up with with her. She said, “a lot of ya’ll are standing to fake mothafucka’s in here!” She said she is going on TOUR with Ray-J called the “Stripclub Tour” [ somebody shoot my ass now! — Kid Fury ] and she did to a song with him and they played it.

Everyone in the audience was saying “FUCK REMY MA” and Kim laughed and brushed it off. SHe said her last boyfriend had a HUGE dick, lmao.” [ want more? ]

You know, I would normaly add a stank and witty little comment here for humor, but this young man has written all the funnies himself. Thank you, sir — for without fuckery enablers like you, we bloggers wouldn’t have much to talk about.

“‘Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.” ~ Alicia Keys claims that the government created gangsta rap as a genocide.

I’d have to disagree. “Gangsta rap” was a conception formed by gangsters — most of whom were black, and some who killed and/or would kill another black. I am not doubting that there are government officials who don’t mind watching our people slaughter one another. They may have even played a significant role in the frustrations that led to the gangster lifestyle and music, but I neither blame them for it, nor do I think they created it. Like Ronald Reagan sat down NWA and said “Listen. You ornery niggas have got to go. Commence with the killing”. 

I love you, Alicia…but you need to sit down.

[ quote via Blender ]