Still from Kanye's upcoming "Power" video
Now that our girl Kanye is finally riding her tricycle through the Twitter streets, people are eagerly pressing their noses against their electronic devices awaiting her every tweet. No one queen should have all that power. Anyway, I thought I would jot down a few notes on things you can expect from Ms. West now that her twat is up!
1. Frequent Tweets About Shoes, Art, Big-Breasted Women, and Other Random Fancy Shit.
This one has already been proven. Check out Miss Thing’s twitpic account. Within just one day, we have learned that ‘Ye likes classical music, drinking water out of goblets, and her nipples only get erect in the backseat of a Maybach. Please pay attention!
2. Plenty of Amber Rose Shade.
That has already begun. I predict that he will have young Baldilocks blocked and reported for spam by supper.
3. Numerous Visits To Twitter Jail
Let’s hope Justin Beiber doesn’t win an award over Beyoncé at this year’s VMAs. You know security is going to be waiting on the sidelines with tasers and brass knuckles if Kanye even thinks about speaking out of turn. Basically, there will be plenty of Twitter rants from our assertive sister and Twitter will likely have that ass on lock up regularly.
4. Even More Arrogance.
She’s already on her way to 250,000 followers in just over 24 hours. You know that bussy is moist.
5. Account Deletion.
Soon enough however, Kanye will do or say something to aggravate and/or offend a large group of people. Then numbers 2-4 will take place all at once, we will see a “Twitter doesn’t care about black people” post, and that account will be gone. This will probably take place sometime next year. Besides, Beyoncé is not on Twitter and Jay-Z never uses his — Kanye has nobody to play with. Whenever another shiny new play thing snags her interest, she’s gonna pump it to the left.
Be prepared.
