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Ray J Says ‘I Hit It First’ Is Not About Kim Kardashian; The World Says “Bitch Please…”

Ray J Says ‘I Hit It First’ Is Not About Kim Kardashian; The World Says “Bitch Please…”

I don’t know who this girl Raynisha J thinks we are, but he is now running around telling people that this punk-ass song “I Hit It First” is not actually about Kim Kardashian…even though the single cover is a pixelated photo of her. “It’s a song. It’s not about that. It’s just about a concept. [...]

April 8, 2013 Kid Fury The Devil Is A Liar! 68

Crunk Ain’t Dead, But Black History Month Is…

Crunk Ain’t Dead, But Black History Month Is…

First of all, I’m convinced that Crunkcoco is just Ciara with her wig removed after a glass of Nicki Minaj’s go-go juice. I don’t see it for her antics and clearly her parent/guardian doesn’t see it either. Now I don’t know what this video was supposed to accomplish, but your cousins really have to stop [...]

February 23, 2012 Kid Fury Ch....., Hoodrat Tracks, The Devil Is A Liar!, When Tragic Negroes Attack! 39

R. Kelly Wants 32 More Chapters For ‘Trapped In The Closet’

R. Kelly Wants 32 More Chapters For ‘Trapped In The Closet’

Because the devil works eternal overtime and has goons in black places, we may be seeing a whole new movement of R. Kelly’s infamous Trapped In The Closet. The ridiculously campy “hip-hopera” of sex, lies, and a defecating little person, was first released in 2005 and dragged all the way through to 2007 with 22 [...]

December 22, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, The Devil Is A Liar!, You Are Too Old For This! 4

Bishop Eddie Long’s Wife Files For Divorce…Then Changes Her Mind TWICE!

Bishop Eddie Long’s Wife Files For Divorce…Then Changes Her Mind TWICE!

Lord, Eddie Longstroke’s wife is ready to file ‘dem papers! The bishop’s wife, Vanessa Long, has filed for divorce according to a statement issued by her attorney today (Dec. 2) in Georgia. “It is my sincere hope that this matter can be resolved expeditiously, harmoniously, and fairly,” her statement reads. “I ask that you respect [...]

December 2, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, Oop!, The Devil Is A Liar! 21

Nicki Minaj Will Unleash Roman Again For New Song

Nicki Minaj Will Unleash Roman Again For New Song

All these features were surely a sign of things to come. Nicki Minaj is preparing to drop her sophomore album and she’s bringing back her alter-ego, Roman Zolanski, to kick things off and announce the release date in two weeks. [...]

November 7, 2011 Kid Fury The Devil Is A Liar!, YAAASSSSS!!! 7

Wendy Williams & The ATL Houseflies Try To Sing ‘No Scrubs’

Wendy Williams & The ATL Houseflies Try To Sing ‘No Scrubs’

For reasons only known by The Lord, Wendy Williams and her RHOA guests Sheree, Phaedra and Kandi all decided to have a karaoke session and play around with TLC’s hit record, “No Scrubs”, which Kandi wrote. I don’t think an explanation is required. Other than Kandi, they all sounded like the zoo animals they look [...]

November 4, 2011 Kid Fury Have A Seat!, I Vote No!, The Devil Is A Liar! 9

Aubrey O’Day Found Love In Rihanna’s Old Weave

Aubrey O’Day Found Love In Rihanna’s Old Weave

Everyone’s favorite Danity Kane harlot is currently in NYC filming the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. I’ve never had too many words for this child, so if you’d like to do the honors, I’d love you forever! [...]

October 19, 2011 Kid Fury Hair Hold Up, How To Be A Lady by Tiny & Toya, The Devil Is A Liar! 15

Karrine Steffans Admits To Being Lying Trash

Karrine Steffans Admits To Being Lying Trash

I sort of punched up the title here, but you know I get passionate about trollop activities. Karrine “Superhead” Steffans is attempting to place a little more flavor in your ear with her own upcoming “documentary”. During a few clips, the infamous baby-swallower admits that her popular tell-all book, Confessions of a Video Vixen, was [...]

June 7, 2011 Kid Fury Ahhhhh Here It Goes!, I Won't Sit Here And Listen To Your Lies!, The Devil Is A Liar! 37

Lady Gaga Busts Her Ass Onstage Again!

Lady Gaga Busts Her Ass Onstage Again!

Buffy the Homophobe Slayer just can’t seem to keep her feet planted firmly on the ground at her concerts. Last night in Atlanta, Gaga rocked out to “Poker Face”, flinging her scarf to the ground and then foolishly walking on it, which caused her to eat the stage. [...]

April 21, 2011 Kid Fury Bitch My Feet Hurt!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar! 20

Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka Join Reality TV

Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka Join Reality TV

Need more evidence that The Lord is preparing to crack through the heavens and smite our world? Waka Flocka and Gucci Mane are taping a reality show. If that doesn’t tighten a scrotum and dry a labia, I don’t know what will. Now just guess what network is going to air this gorilla festival. We [...]

January 18, 2011 Kid Fury The Devil Is A Liar!, Who Approved This? 23