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So, I’m making a couple rounds on the celebrity fansites this chilly Miami afternoon and I happened upon this photo of Trina from Black Men Magazine (the one on the right). Then, I thought to myself, “something about this shit ain’t right”.
KaTrina, you know I love you like Rick Ross loves cake, but your tittays have never been that damn supple. No more Photoshop cut-ups, please! I don’t give a damn what the industry says is sexy! If you have a flat chest, embrace it! Squeeze those non-existing jugs and be proud of what you’ve got…or don’t got!
“It has been revelaed that Kelly Rowland will wear her birthday suit for an upcoming cover shoot for PLAYBOY magazine. The Destiny’s Child singer is reportedlly receiving around $500,000 - $1 Million dollars to pose in the nude.” [ source ]
So it has come to this, Michelle…I mean Kelly? The album doesn’t move in your favor so you decide to show off your chocolate box in Playboy for a boost in sales? I know Tina raised you better than that. Shame on Hugh Hefner and his people for taking advantage of a woman when she’s down. I mean let’s get some tit action from Amerie while we’re at it!
Nah, I doubt this is true, but if it is expect to see those photos everywhere, including here.
I wasn’t planning on posting today — life is a crisis, but that didn’t stop me from checking into my favorite blogs. Now, when I ran up into this “ad” on Crunk+Disorderly I had to squeeze in some time to comment on it.
First of all, with the lack of female MCs excelling in the industry, these hoes really don’t have time to be shooting daggers at each other. Khia, hasn’t had a nationwide hit since that record about her decomposed pussy, and even that wasn’t a huge success. So, all this funny business is unnecessary. Then to top it all off, she had the nerve to post this on her Myspace page with more misspelled words than a Fantasia essay. This ignorance shall not fly!
It’s bad enough that Kelly Rowland is trying her hardest to beat at that dead horse of an album, but Instyle Magazine just made everything harder when they printed Michelle’s name underneath Kelly’s photo. Ouch! I’m not gonna lie — I feel for the girl, but this shit had me rolling. You just can’t find quality humor like this everyday.
[ originally scanned by the good folks at YBF ]
Sgt. Frank Russo described what led two Maryland State Police officers to pull over two vehicles around 10:30 p.m. Thursday night on Route 50 westbound near Rising Eagle Rd.
“They observed what appeared to be two vehicles driving in tandem at a high rate of speed,” Russo said.
One occupant was Nahum Grymes, better known as J. Holiday, who had just finished up his performance at UMES.
“There was visual observation of marijuana on his person, on his front shirt, and that coupled with the odor of marijuana, Mr. Grymes was arrested for that,” Russo said.
A search of the vehicle yielded a nominal amount of marijuana in the center console. J. Holiday and one other occupant, George Jackson, face drug possession charges. [ source ]
First of all…Nahum Grymes? Ugh…what kind of ugly ass government name is that?
Now, in an attempt to wrap this up quickly I’ll just say to celebs, when you are driving: A) stay within the speed limit. Police don’t give a shit if you sold 5,000 ringtones. They will whoop your ass if they get the chance — ask Rodney King. B) If you must smoke weed, do it when you get home and not in your car. As a matter of fact, just get a weed-carrier to transport your shit in another vehicle. Stop giving people a reason to call you black and ignorant!
Somebody start a prayer circle for Jermaine Dupri, I beg you. I just don’t understand the purpose of him showing us his bus, Louis Vuitton bags, and his Wal-Mart sheets…walking around looking like a cooked possum.
Lord…on Black History Month, Lord.
[snatched from Miss Info.TV]
Now, Amy Winehouse will always hold a VIP spot in my heart, but this shit right here makes absolutely no sense. Listen to her trying to sing Lauryn Hill’s “Zion”, with about 20,000 liters of liquor in her system. She sounds like this homeless lady named Funk that’s always singing Christmas carols at the Miami Metrorail Station — with the beehive sitting sideways. WineCooler really needs to get it together and I am labeling everyone else in this video (especially the person filming) as enablers. They’re on a slow fall to hell!
Ugh…all this is missing is a needle and a pipe!
 LOS ANGELES (AP) — When Aretha Franklin is unhappy, she does not mince words. On Tuesday, the longtime Queen of Soul slammed Beyonce Knowles’ intro to Tina Turner at Sunday’s Grammy Awards, in which Knowles called Turner, not Franklin, “the queen.”
“I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyonce,” Franklin said in a statement issued by her publicist. “However, I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy.”
E-mails to Knowles’ publicist Yvette Noel-Schure and calls and e-mails to Recording Academy spokeswomen Jaime Sarachit and Barb Deghan were not immediately returned.
In the first few seconds of Knowles’ intro to Turner’s performance, she name-dropped Franklin and a long list of famed female singers. Then the “Crazy in Love” chanteuse focused on Turner.
“There is one legend who has the essence of all of those things: the glamour, the soul, the passion, the strength, the talent,” said Knowles, strutting in hot pants. “Ladies and gentlemen. Stand on your feet and give it up for the queen.”
At a party later that night, Knowles called Turner her “ultimate icon.”
Still, Franklin ended her brief criticism on a gracious note, thanking the Grammys and the voting academy and saying, “love to Beyonce anyway.”
Known for such hits as “Respect” and “Chain of Fools,” Franklin tied with the Clark Sisters for best gospel performance trophy for her duet “Never Gonna Break My Faith” with Mary J. Blige. [ source ]
I’m sorry, I can appreciate this, but I would have much preferred if Ms. Franklin would have expressed her distaste for the situation right at the time it was happening. If she would have pelted Beyonce and Tina with a barrage of hot dogs and Spam sandwiches while they were onstage, my soul would have been no more.
We hear from a source within the “Girlfriends” writing camp that the CW has decided to cancel the series immediately instead of bringing it back for a ninth season. While no official announcement had been made as of press time, we were told the CW will not even film this season’s remaining nine episodes that were suspended during the writer’s strike. Ironically, news of the show’s cancellation comes just as the strike has ended and the writing staff was preparing to return to work. We were informed by one of the writers yesterday that Monday night’s one-hour block of new episodes served as the show’s last. “Girlfriends” became the longest-running live-action comedy series currently on network television with the debut of its current season in October 2007. The writers strike suspended production after only 13 of 22 ordered episodes were completed.
I also hear that Mara Brock Akil and the rest of the production crew were planning to bring Jill Marie Jones back for the series finale, but never got that far. Oh well, they were just a little too late. I was one of the folks who stopped tuning in when Toni Childs was voted off the island, but I do support the show and I hate when they cut great sitcoms off without a proper ending.
There are a few numbers underneath the cut that you can use to call in and verbally bitch-slap a few execs, if you feel the need to fight for the girls.
Rapper Remy Ma is confident of “vindication” in her forthcoming assault trial after prosecutors failed to find Dna evidence linking her to the crime.
The hip-hop star - real name Remy Smith - is accused of assault, criminal possession of a weapon, gang assault and witness intimidation in relation to the shooting of 23-year-old Makeda Barnes-Joseph outside a New York nightclub in July.
Smith is due to stand trial later this month but her defence team insist the star has a good chance of being acquitted as experts failed to find any Dna clues to link her to the shooting.
Defence attorney Ivan Fisher tells Sohh.com, “They (police) were looking in the victim’s car for evidence of blood. Now I ask you, since my client wasn’t shot and the victim was, whose blood do you think it was? As long as the prosecution keeps thinking like this, we might win this case. We look forward to vindication.” [ source ]
So not one bloody strand of yaki on the scene, huh? Looks like we may have a whole heap of colorful outfits, two-toned weaves, and Fat Joe diss records to look foward to from Lumberjack Jane!
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