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Boom Kat on Lipstick Alley

Boom Kat on Lipstick Alley

Give a bitch an inch, and she wants to fly her ass to Moscow. When I saw this photo of Laurie Ann Gibson and her Lip Smackers covered grill over at Necole Bitchie, I almost choked on yesterday’s breakfast. I’m still confused and distraught over it. I just…I can’t deal with this shit. [...]

August 21, 2008 Kid Fury That's A Damn Shame, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, WTF?!, You Lose! 3

The Saddest Story…

The Saddest Story…

…and that is when Tina K promised her riches beyond her wildest dreams in a magical place for abandoned R&B artists like herself — I’m glad to see she escaped the crypt. So now, after hearing Teairra Mari’s story, you know how grimy your idols can be…and ya’ll talk about me being mean. My theory: [...]

August 14, 2008 Kid Fury Ain't This Some Sh*t?, That's A Damn Shame 2

God Bless The Child…

God Bless The Child…

Don’t ask me why, but I was actually watching America’s Got Talent on NBC last night and the first act I caught was that of Michelle Wallace. As soon as I saw that nappy hair, I knew it was going to be a problem. Her voice was 10 leaps past horrible! I am so mad [...]

July 16, 2008 Kid Fury I Love You But No!, Just Be Quiet!, Just Get A Real Job!, That's A Damn Shame 1

It Figures

It Figures

The devil is at work, people. Keep a holy bible somewhere at arm’s reach whenever possible. On Thursday (July 3) Miss Jones, DJ Envy and Michael Shawn said their final goodbyes to the tri-state listeners of “Miss Jones in the Morning” on Emmis rhythmic WQHT (Hot 97)/New York. The trio managed to remain upbeat and [...]

July 7, 2008 Kid Fury Just Get A Real Job!, That's A Damn Shame, Who Approved This? 6

At Least She Didn’t Fall!

At Least She Didn’t Fall!

Milly Will recently performed her single, “We Break The Dawn”, at the Apple Store in Chicago where she had a bit of vocal problems at the beginning of the set. “I feel like I got mace sitting in my throat,” she said. Nah, that was no mace. That was a drive-by Creole attack. The environmental power [...]

July 1, 2008 Kid Fury Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame 2

Big Difference

Big Difference

On top of the news that The Source Magazine is still on newsstands (go figure), I’m hearing that someone at their HQ felt that the original July cover showcasing The Game holding a gun to his head was inapproriate. Nobody wants to have Mother Irene falling out in the Express aisle at Winn-Dixie while trying to cop her Sunday [...]

June 18, 2008 Kid Fury That's A Damn Shame, Who Gives A Damn? 1

The Bullshit Call of the Decade!

The Bullshit Call of the Decade!

I was not planning on doing anything today, except run my errands and continue playing Metal Gear Solid 4, but when I heard this shit, I rushed home to go the fuck off! According to reports, that damned R.Kelly has been found NOT GUILTY on all charges against him! I think I speak for all humans [...]

June 13, 2008 Kid Fury Ain't This Some Sh*t?, God Don't Like Ugly!, I Know I'm Not Too Ghetto, That's A Damn Shame, Why?, WTF?!, Your Opinion Please 4

Why, Shay?

Why, Shay?

It is all going down hill for Shay “Buckeey” Johnson of Flavor of Love/Charm School fame. A very odd and quite random sex tape has surfaced online featuring a woman (with missing edges) who I am sure is Shay. The sad part is, she could have plead CGI fraud like R.Kelly if she would have just [...]

May 27, 2008 Kid Fury NSFW...Freak!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, Why? 5

Just Ungrateful

Just Ungrateful

So, Meagan “No Damn” Good, Maxim puts you on their Hot 100 list and invites you to their party and this how you show your appreciation – by showing up looking like the new girl that walked out of plastic surgery, Dallas? You have done better in the past. Get it together. BTW: Meagan has been [...]

May 22, 2008 Kid Fury Have A Seat!, That's A Damn Shame 3

Boy, Do Better.

Boy, Do Better.

Usher’s pre-taped, edited performance for tonight’s Dancing with the Stars finale may look seamless, but what happened behind the scenes at the singer’s May 13 taping left host Tom Bergeron and company scratching their heads–and scrambling to set up for the live show. First, the 29-year-old singer arrived late, throwing the entire production behind schedule. [...]

May 21, 2008 Kid Fury Is That So?, That's A Damn Shame 3