KID FURY

That’s A Damn Shame

Put Some Clothes On It!

Put Some Clothes On It!

I hate to give you all a double-helping of the “Single Ladies” epidemic, but I could not let this shit go. Grab a Solo cup and get yourself some of this sweet nectar. It’s Creole flavored. [...]

October 20, 2008 Kid Fury That's A Damn Shame 9

It Has Begun

It Has Begun

I’m not dealing with this shit on a Friday. Have a good weekend ya’ll! [...]

October 17, 2008 Kid Fury Have You Tried My Jesus?!, That's A Damn Shame 4

Bitch, I’m Me!

Bitch, I’m Me!

So, if you thought that Diddy throwing her ass out in the streets was going to keep Aubrey from showing said ass on the red carpet, you are sadly mistaken. She is still accepting invites to whatever events she can and rocking obscure little headbands for good measure…and you love it! I am interested in [...]

October 16, 2008 Kid Fury That's A Damn Shame, Who Approved This? 1

Boom Kat on Lipstick Alley

Boom Kat on Lipstick Alley

Give a bitch an inch, and she wants to fly her ass to Moscow. When I saw this photo of Laurie Ann Gibson and her Lip Smackers covered grill over at Necole Bitchie, I almost choked on yesterday’s breakfast. I’m still confused and distraught over it. I just…I can’t deal with this shit. [...]

August 21, 2008 Kid Fury That's A Damn Shame, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, WTF?!, You Lose! 3

The Saddest Story…

The Saddest Story…

…and that is when Tina K promised her riches beyond her wildest dreams in a magical place for abandoned R&B artists like herself — I’m glad to see she escaped the crypt. So now, after hearing Teairra Mari’s story, you know how grimy your idols can be…and ya’ll talk about me being mean. My theory: [...]

August 14, 2008 Kid Fury Ain't This Some Sh*t?, That's A Damn Shame 2

God Bless The Child…

God Bless The Child…

Don’t ask me why, but I was actually watching America’s Got Talent on NBC last night and the first act I caught was that of Michelle Wallace. As soon as I saw that nappy hair, I knew it was going to be a problem. Her voice was 10 leaps past horrible! I am so mad [...]

July 16, 2008 Kid Fury I Love You But No!, Just Be Quiet!, Just Get A Real Job!, That's A Damn Shame 1

It Figures

It Figures

The devil is at work, people. Keep a holy bible somewhere at arm’s reach whenever possible. On Thursday (July 3) Miss Jones, DJ Envy and Michael Shawn said their final goodbyes to the tri-state listeners of “Miss Jones in the Morning” on Emmis rhythmic WQHT (Hot 97)/New York. The trio managed to remain upbeat and [...]

July 7, 2008 Kid Fury Just Get A Real Job!, That's A Damn Shame, Who Approved This? 6

At Least She Didn’t Fall!

At Least She Didn’t Fall!

Milly Will recently performed her single, “We Break The Dawn”, at the Apple Store in Chicago where she had a bit of vocal problems at the beginning of the set. “I feel like I got mace sitting in my throat,” she said. Nah, that was no mace. That was a drive-by Creole attack. The environmental power [...]

July 1, 2008 Kid Fury Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame 2

Big Difference

Big Difference

On top of the news that The Source Magazine is still on newsstands (go figure), I’m hearing that someone at their HQ felt that the original July cover showcasing The Game holding a gun to his head was inapproriate. Nobody wants to have Mother Irene falling out in the Express aisle at Winn-Dixie while trying to cop her Sunday [...]

June 18, 2008 Kid Fury That's A Damn Shame, Who Gives A Damn? 1

The Bullshit Call of the Decade!

The Bullshit Call of the Decade!

I was not planning on doing anything today, except run my errands and continue playing Metal Gear Solid 4, but when I heard this shit, I rushed home to go the fuck off! According to reports, that damned R.Kelly has been found NOT GUILTY on all charges against him! I think I speak for all humans [...]

June 13, 2008 Kid Fury Ain't This Some Sh*t?, God Don't Like Ugly!, I Know I'm Not Too Ghetto, That's A Damn Shame, Why?, WTF?!, Your Opinion Please 4