As I scrolled through Miss Info’s blog today I came across a very interesting video of a young YT child with horrible speech skills, who called Polow Da Don out as being a “GarageBand producer”. It seems that the popular beat for Usher’s new record, “Love In This Club”, is actually made of preset loops found in the Apple computer program. Whoopsies!

I never trusted Polow Da Don with beats ever since he passed this same track around to about three different artists. Trifling!

If you will, take a look at producer Jazze Pha in the premiere episode of his online cooking show with Super Deluxe. Here he is joined by Emmanuel Lewis (I have no clue) as they team up to prepare a “pork chop pizza”! All I can say is that I never want to attend a family barbecue held by one of these Negroes.

Jesus be a bottle of Tums.

Kimora Lee Simmons filed for divorce from her estranged husband, Russell Simmons, in Los Angeles County Superior Court Tuesday.

The couple announced that they had split up in March 2006, but said they had already been separated “for some time.”

In court papers, Kimora, 32, cites irreconcilable differences and asks for legal and physical custody of the couple’s two daughters, Ming, 8, and Aoki, 5. She requests that Simmons, 50, get “reasonable child visitation … to be accompanied at all times by the children’s nanny and security personnel. [ source ]

I liked Russell and Kimora as a couple. They used to be so refreshing. Now Kimora is dating Give Us Us Free, and Russell is courting around that flexible little doll whose name doesn’t really matter. What happened to the real love? Ugh…Will and Jada are my last hope.

The prosecution in the Remy Ma assault case gave their closing arguments yesterday (Mar. 16) as the trial for the Bronx-bred rapper comes to a end.

As previously reported by SOHH, Remy Ma’s lawyer, Ivan Fisher, said in his closing arguments that the prosecution did not prove that the shooting was anything more than an accident. …

But prosecutors rebutted the claim. According to the Associated Press, Assistant District Attorney Michael McIntosh defined an accident as “an unforeseen occurrence,” and told the jury, “That’s not what happened here.” …

The prosecutor said Smith, after shooting Barnes-Joseph, did not check her body for wounds, call for medical help or take the plaintiff to a hospital.

“Instead, she ran,” McIntosh said. “The reason she ran was because she knew what happened in the car. Your friend is shot. Do you run or do you call 911?”  [ source ]

Hug your cooch and get used to that tangerine colored jumpsuit, Rem! Looks like you’re going to prison.

Guests aren’t the only ones getting surprises on The Tyra Banks Show. The host is, too.

A Georgia man accused of stalking the supermodel chat-show host was arrested last Tuesday after paying multiple unwanted visits to the New York studio that houses Banks’ show.

According to the criminal complaint filed against Brady Green, the 37-year-old has reportedly been stalking the star since early January and has attempted to contact the daytime fixture numerous times—appearing at her Los Angeles studio, making repeated phone calls and sending multiple letters to her workplace and even having flowers delivered at her studio.

He was ultimately busted by NYPD officers last week at her Manhattan TV studio after hopping a bus from his home state to New York. [ source ]

I wonder if it is Tyra’s innate eye-smiling ability that has Brady urging for a taste. Who could blame him?

Check out Chris Brown’s commentary on the fight he got into a few days back. According to him, the whole thing was a hoax and there was no altercation – that’s just the way they dance! Yeah, sure Negro, and I can shit gold bars on Monday mornings.

This photo with that young gentlemen holding you back doesn’t look like a new dance move at all. Now let’s cut to a video clip from that night showing you take your shirt off and get upset while the DJ asks everyone to relax. Ya’ll were getting ready to fight!

Lying on YouTube…boy stop!

Okay, that was just stupid! I don’t know why everyone is fiending for Dru Hill to get back together anyway. They made a nice mark, but I could do without them in my life. This video is ultra-ignorant! Am I supposed to believe that all this is real? Lil’ Kim’s skin color is more authentic than that trash.

Dru Hill & B2K: Instead of making dramatic little YouTube skits, take these two words of advice — give up!

Seems like the new Gnarls Barkley album, The Odd Couple, has been leaked to online file sharing sites a month before it’s intended release. Users have already started downloading.I want to know something…why is the great, unique, quality music always being leaked and downloaded early? I never hear about a Bow Wow or a Soulja Boy record being leaked. Why does it seem like the deserving artists are always being hit with this? Anyway, apparently the same thing happened to Gnarls Barkley with their first album, St. Elsewhere, and they hit multi-platinum status.I’ll be buying a copy.

Amy Winehouse has been forced to take time off work after she was diagnosed with impetigo, a highly contagious skin condition.

The troubled star sparked rumors she may have been involved in a fight after she was photographed on Friday with a painful-looking swelling on the side of her face.

But the 24-year-old’s representative has now confirmed her swollen face is down to a bout of impetigo and the singer will have to spend time in isolation to stop the infection spreading.

He says, “Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo, which she’s been told can be highly contagious.

“Because of that she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days.” [ source ]

Yeah….ewww! I’m not sure how one would go about getting the ‘Tigo, but the mere thought of it is making me itch. So, I’m moving on.

Let me tell you…if Ciara ever came to my job as a guest employee for the day, I would be sitting in the store’s utility closet texting my ass off until closing. I’m not one for the big crowds — nobody really wants a skillet burrito anyway, Mickey D’s!