Dec 4 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Dear Marcus,
I hope this letter reaches you in good spirits. Listen, I know there are some dark clouds looming over your head right now, what with everyone accusing you of being a child molester. That sucks! Now, I will not be the one to speak to loudly on those allegations, because I don’t know the 100% truth behind the story. However, I think it’s only fair to let you know this — we Floridians just can’t fuck with you anymore! I hate to be the one to say it, but who else is gonna keep it real?
Now I know you were the only one out of Pretty Ricky with actual talent and while the other three boys were getting bikini waxes and FCAT tutoring, you were sharpening your craft. That’s all well and good, but we don’t need a scandal like this hovering over our damn state. It’s bad enough that Florida looks like a limp dick and there is constantly footage of our people acting a fool on Worldstarhiphop.com everyday. THIS SHIT AIN’T GONNA FLY!
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Nov 20 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The ladies and gentlequeens down south do not play when it comes to their pageants! After this little latin boy in drag walked away with the title of Miss Gay Brazil, another very angry contestant ripped that hair off and Fed-exed it to Jesus! Nobody likes a sore loser, except when this type of shit happens — thats when I love it! Sheree, are you watching this?
[video courtesy of D-Listed via JoshZilla]
In
Bitch You Tried It!,
Fall Into The Shade!,
Get Your Life Queen!,
God Don't Like Ugly!,
Have A Gay 'Ol Time!,
I Live!,
Ms. All Da Way Live,
My Lacefront Is My Life!,
Now That's A Bad Bitch!,
Somebody Needs A Hug,
Stomp The Pavement Queen!,
Sucks To Be You.,
That's A Damn Shame,
There's An App For That!,
YAAASSSSS!!!,
You Lose!,
You Mad?,
You...Better...Work!
Nov 18 2009
Written by Kid Fury
That damn Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences is at it again!
Few new artists in recent years have made an impact on the pop music scene as quickly as Lady Gaga, who won the Best New Artist VMA this September. But her catchy #1 hits and unpredictable performances aren’t enough to make her eligible for the new artist category at next year’s Grammy Awards.
According to Variety, because her song “Just Dance” was nominated for best dance recording at this year’s Grammy Awards, regulations state that the singer can’t be placed on the ballot as a new artist this January. She lost the Grammy last year to Daft Punk for their song “Harder Better Faster Stronger.” [ source ]
Well, she’ll probably end up snatching some little golden gramophone trophies in other categories! If not, then I’m sure Perez Hilton will stop Justin Bieber in the middle of a speech and speak on Gaga’s behalf.
Nov 9 2009
Written by Kid Fury
If this ain’t some self-hate for that ass.
A twitter friend of mine (ibiscaraib) recently asked me for my take on Sammy Sosa and his new Clorox-scented skin. At the time, I didn’t know what she was talking about, so I looked it up. The Major League Baseball star somehow went from a chocolate Latin stud to a clam chowder-colored Gomez Addams (minus the mustache). What a damn shame!
Some folks are claiming that he is receiving some kind of “skin rejuvenation” treatment and the lighting and over-exposure from the cameras only make him seem to appear that bright. That’s funny, because his wife looks the same color to me in both photos. Besides, those green contacts and that aqua-perm clearly gave away his yearning to be whiter. Sammy, you and those forever black lips look a fucking fool!
Nov 9 2009
Written by Kid Fury
No, this is not the cover to an upcoming Chris Brown mixtape! It is simply the work of the devil…well it’s actually the work of CMKDesigns, but fuckery is fuckery! Damn, now that Rihanna Mae Bullock has spilled all the tea on how the ass-whooping really went down, I guess Balrog is never gonna catch a break.
Oct 22 2009
Written by Kid Fury
What’s solitary confinement to a goblin?
Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to felony gun possession in a Manhattan courtroom on Thursday (October 22) stemming from a July 2007 arrest following his first headlining concert in New York. The rapper will be sentenced to one year in prison as a part of his plea deal and must also give up his passport. Wayne quietly told the judge yes when asked if he understood the terms of the plea he was making.
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Wayne will be sentenced in February 2010 and is expected to serve eight to 10 months, assuming good behavior. He must also appear in court in December for a parole update. [source]
Sooo, does this mean no Rebirth?
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Oct 6 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Jim Jones may be popping water bottles in the yard with the his fellow goonies pretty soon.
Harlem, New York rapper Jim Jones entered into a guilty plea in relation to a scuffle inside of the Louis Vuitton store in New York city last December.
Jones plead guilty to a misdemeanor assault charge earlier today (October 5) in Manhattan Criminal Court after being accused of assaulting Ne-Yo’s manager Jayvon Smith.
According to Jones’ attorney Scott Leemon, the rapper was sentenced to time served, based on the time he spent incarcerated shortly after the arrest in January. [ source ]
Let this be a lesson to all of you kids who ever feel the urge to pile-drive a bitch in the customer service line at TJ Maxx or any other establishment owned by white folk.
Aug 31 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The Chris Brown interview with Larry King airs this Wednesday and a tiny preview clip has already leaked. All I have to say is, I will be clearing my schedule that night to catch the whole damn session, and you can expect me to be live on Twitter alongside it. Shit will be talked!
Aug 13 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Yung Joc is the latest puppy to poke his head up from the box behind Bad Boy’s dumpster and cry out for freedom. In this video you can hear the rapper admit to a frustrating situation with his label, including his boss preventing him from releasing his music. Imagine that.
I respect Sean Combs as a businessman, but I’d NEVER work for him. Bitch, I could be strung out on the streets of Manhattan waiting to be discovered, and if Diddy passed by and offered me a contract, I’d ask for a McDonald’s coupon instead and keep it moving. He won’t have me living in a shelter and crying about oppression.
Aug 3 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Droopy Drake has written a blog after twirling around and busting his ass on stage last Friday night.
Angels and Demons
This bottle of Opus One is low but my spirits are high my friends. I am about 2 hours away from Toronto, CA where I will be spending the next chunk of time recovering from a surgery that I now must have. I embarked on this tour with a torn ACL, MCL, and LCL and due to the events that happened the other night lord only knows what other damage I have done. On the bright side I will begin the reflecting and soul searching that its going to take to make this album and my outfit on the night I fell was crack. I will forever push myself beyond the limits despite advice and recommendations given because even with this new found success I am still the kid who wanted this more than anything in the world. Its funny when I read comments from previous fans who have lost interest because of the radio play and exposure I have. I just want to assure anyone reading that nothing has changed on my end. I refuse to get comfortable, I refuse to fall in line and follow anyone elses formulas. I still work as if So Far Gone had never dropped and I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to gain entry to this game.
“Missing someone gets easier everyday. Because, even though it is one day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will”
See you soon.
Drizzy [ source ]
I have written a response to Drake’s response.
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