This just a small taste of the sweet and sour sauce that will be delivered at this year’s So You Think You Can Dance! Tour! The rumpshakers were beating their feet in Hollywood yesterday all in the name of Alvin Ailey and them. You can find more of this hot stuff when it comes to a city and/or a soap box near you.
You won’t stop the kids from popping, dipping, or spinning to the sounds of their Creole Goddess! Don’t even bother questioning it — just buckle up, strap on your leggings and heels, and enjoy the ride!
I just can’t deal with this shit on a Friday. This photo that Steph Jones took is holding my soul for ransom and I am seeking justice! That’s what I get for snooping through people’s Twitpic pages. I can’t even describe my thoughts on this sweet slice of honeydew melon above. Please provide your thoughts.
New York City briefly received an appearance from Giselle: Yaki Princess (Bey’s new nickname) yesterday after she got her grub on at Bar Pitti. Get into the wig hovering above her sacred scalp! It seems to be lightly sprayed with Tina’s extra special gravy — the secret family recipe is said to contain two tablespoons of Rowland tears. Are you not impressed?
[photos c/o Beyonce World]
Chris Stokes’ original booty-filler is done with the days of You Got Served, Sister Sister re-runs, and that tragic excuse for a horror film. Mama, she wants to sing! I had no idea that Roger even had another album on the way — he’s even got two videos out! Well, I respect him for not using twitter shenanigans and propaganda to get our attention. If his project flops, it will do so gracefully. Besides, Cajun Grill is always accepting applications.
My new favorite loony toon, Lady Gaga, was spotted in Tokyo giving off all kinds of hooker vibes and a wig that screams “made by Mattel” — I love it. The gossip mongers are raving online about a rumor that Madame Gaga is a hermaphrodite. Well if that’s the case, she’s got a mean tuck game and you beasts should be envious! Look how high it’s sitting underneath those cheetah print panties. Bow Wow/Lil’ Mama could never pull this off!
It’s been so long since I’ve given Britney Houston some shine on here. After seeing this new video, I knew I had to post it. Ciara, tuck that thing up and get your life! Britney is coming for your head.
Mary J is still snatching endorsements and collecting her side-coins! I can’t be mad at that. Here she is stomping and strutting to her single, “I’m the One”, while slinging AT&T cell phones. Nice move, girl.
Look who’s walking around London with her flimsy little legs kicking up dust! It’s been forever since I did any Amy Crackhouse post, so you know this is magical. I feel like I found my missing sister on Geraldo. Anyway, the girl looks a lot healthier now that she’s taken a break. I mean, she was headed to court in these pictures for assaulting somebody, but baby steps are expected. Pass me that 40!
