Nov 3 2009
Written by Kid Fury
On some random track that nobody particularly gives a damn about, Foxy Brown has emerged taking shots at Lil Kim once again.
“Catch me at [?] at the bar/but motherfuckers will never see me dancing with the stars/never, will I embarrass my borough/I’m too thorough/dark-skinned bitches we here now”
Everyone open up your Hip-Hop 101 textbooks to page 374. It reads: This is why female rappers can’t anywhere! Nobody is trying to hear you bring up beef from elementary school! When it’s all said and done, Lil Mama is hosting TV shows, while Kim danced with the stars and Foxy is rolling around on Rick Ross’ belly. They both lose.
Oct 14 2009
Written by Kid Fury
It’s not very often that I use a post for anything other than belittling the privileged and famous, but since the web is a’rattling with blogger controversy, I thought I’d try to lend a helping hand — Kid Fury’s Top 5 Tips on How To Avoid Blog Beef! For the record, this is no shade to any bloggers. I love all of you and I am simply doing this for the past, present, and future. Now grab a pad and pen.
1. Realize that you are a blogger and NOT Beyoncé, Jay-Z, or Obama!
When bloggers start to tickle their own bussies and think they are celebrities, tragedy is surely soon to follow. Bitch, you post nonsense on the Internet just like the rest of us. Don’t get me wrong, I love to see hardworking bloggers do it big in the industry, but big, wide, strong egos can cause problems. Save that for the Creole brigade.
2. Worry about your own damn domain!
Wanna know how I avoid a lot of blog wars? I stay on sofurious.motherfuckingcom! Sure, I make stops at lots of other blogs, but what they do on their side of the neighborhood is their own damn business. I’m not going to tell you how to run your site and nobody should tell me how to run mine. When I’m on South Beach and I see niggas selling coke out of their trunk, I look the other way and keep walking — it’s none of my business and I don’t wanna get shot. Same here.
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Oct 9 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Diamond is tired of bitches like Star Jones, Aunt Viv, and Rocsi making it hard for women like her.
Star Jones and Vivica A. Fox may want to take shelter: Their former pal, LisaRaye McCoy, says they did her wrong – and she’s going to use her new reality show to prove it.
First up is former “View” co-host Jones, who raised McCoy’s ire by supposedly supporting Misick after the divorce. “LisaRaye hosted Star at her home in the Turks & Caicos for three weeks when Star was going through her divorce from Al Reynolds,” says a source close to the TV One series. “When the tables turned and McCoy’s marriage ended, Star was helping LisaRaye’s husband.”
McCoy says she was also double-crossed by former best friend Fox, who allegedly shared McCoy’s most intimate secrets with Misick. “LisaRaye hasn’t spoken to Vivica since,” said the source. [ source ]
According to the report, you can also expect LisaRaye to drag Rocsi and Duane Martin through the mud as well. The show will supposedly “make The Real Housewives of Atlanta look like a gathering of church ladies.”
Sep 13 2009
Written by Kid Fury
In case you missed it, Kanye got back to his regular antics on tonight’s VMAs after Taylor Swift won her first Moonman. Apparently, Queen Omari felt that Beyoncé deserved the award and decided to bumrush the stage, snatch the mic, and tell the world before Taylor even got to thank anyone.
I wish someone would get this cunt a leash and a muzzle. He’s like a spoiled brat who’s always acting up and embarrassing the family at Red Lobster. Just because you make great music, doesn’t mean you can trample over the precious moments of innocent young white girls!
In the end, Beyoncé (who ended up winning Video of the Year, anyway) asked Taylor Swift to finish her acceptance speech and the entire auditorium booed every time someone said Kanye. What a mess.
Update: Kanye Apologizes!
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Bitch Sonic Boom!,
Bitch You Tried It!,
I'm Sorry. Come Again?,
Just Go Home!,
Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!,
Put It In Prayer,
Setting Us Back To Slavery!,
Somebody Gettin' Fired!,
Spit Yo Game -- Talk Yo Shit!,
Stewed Beef,
That's A Damn Shame,
The Sweet Taste of Publicity,
This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!,
When Tragic Negroes Attack!
Sep 10 2009
Written by Kid Fury
This is why Senators heckle the President — well not really, but it’s gotta be contributing to some kind of problem. The Real HousePigeons of Negro City appeared on Ellen yesterday, and to say they acted up would be an understatement. There were more hen feathers flying in that studio than a political segment on The View. Hey, that’s why we watch them.
(spotted @ Necole Bitchie)
Jun 16 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Mrs. Cannon is back.
Her new single “Obsessed” hit radio waves today and it gets a Kid Fury stamp of approval. Bi-Racial Barbie is singing about a man who is fixated on her and claims to have tasted her Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I don’t know if she’s talking about Eminem or Nick Cannon — you decide.
PLAY: Mariah Carey – Obsessed [Radio Rip]
Apr 2 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The world as we know it may be coming to an end, because not only have I been sucked into BET’s College Hill: South Beach (Jesus wept), but I actually rushed home to catch this week’s episode of Making The Band. I suppose watching black folk act an ass on TV makes me feel a little less guilty about cursing out senior citizens in traffic.
Well, the Bad Boy pantyliners went flying last night when Day26′s Brian and Que (or Que’en, as I call him) almost came to blows over a silly misunderstanding. The group has been trying to figure out what’s eating young light-bright for a while now, but nobody seems to know. What do you all think is Que’en’s problem? Is he childish, stressed out, or is their just a lot of sexual tension buliding between the guys?
You know, I really don’t give a hot damn. I just needed an excuse to use that .gif! Snap for the kids, cunt!
Sep 19 2008
Written by Kid Fury
In what has to be the most random event of the entire week, Faizon Love responded to Funkmaster Flex’s previous comments towards R.Kelly — basically dissing him and saying that Flex has no business in the matter. Well, if you think about it, neither one of you big black ass Negroes have any business in the matter…but whatever. Enjoy Wendell’s angry little rant.
Sep 18 2008
Written by Kid Fury
Funkmaster Flex and his ashy face damn near killed me today. In the above video, he calls out R.Kelly and his fondness for young kitty in a very aggressive manner. If only I could have passed him some chapstick…oh, well.
Jul 7 2008
Written by Kid Fury
It’s been a while since I’ve posted something on Khia’s angry ass! So, I’ve decided to hit you with a new quote. Feed your fetish please!
Nowwwwwwww…… Jermaine Dupri…… I hear you was on Hot 97 in New York… Talking bout how I was ungrateful…………. And Miss Jones was FIRED right after dat!!!!!! If I’m ungrateful about anything its about the fact of how I SAVED the day for JANET….. And I couldn’t even be in the VIDEO…..But dats old news so why are we even still talking about it????? Janet’s album Flopped and DATS dat!!!!! I’m sorry……. Janet…..I hear you been going thru the CHANGE…. So maybe dats why you were MOODY and didn’t want me in the VIDEO dat day!!!! I guess 40 is not the new 20????
If I am disappointed about anything……… Its because you DIDN’T sign me, after I had already proven to you that I can sell records!!!! Is it because I am not little like BOW WOW??? Is it because I don’t wear my pants backwards with my boxers showing like Kriss-Kross??????….. You are Michael Jackson’s little sister’s boyfriend!!!!!! Is Chris Stokes your cousin??? Now dats the REAL disappointment!!!!! Are you gonna join Janet at the Jungle dis weekend, the hot GAY bar in Atlanta?? If so, I will see you then!!!! SOUND OFF……. And Noooooooo…… I don’t wanna buy no DAMN BOY SCOUT COOKIES!!!! [ *DIES* -- Kid Fury] It’s something funny bout GROWN men running around with little boys in uniforms….. Tell Janet to lay off the HUSTLER and COCO DORM SEX Tapes!!!!! Another man is beating YOUR TIME!!! Give it to em raw and RINSE dat strap off………Now run and tell dat!!!!!! Nasti Muzik 08!!!!! [ source ]
Please, do not adjust your monitors. You are not experiencing a malfunction. That is true fuckery in its essence. Eat up!
Does anybody ever know what this woman is talking about? It’s like holding a conversation with the family drunk at the reunion you don’t want to attend. You have to love those “All Caps” letters for emphasis, though. I bet Khia types with one finger!
