Jul 29 2010
Written by Kid Fury
Why won’t these people let Kizzy’s parade of glitter and CVS brand lubricant be great?
The as-yet-untitled third album from Rowland is now scheduled to arrive on November 2, Rap-Up.com has learned. The project, for which she’s collaborated with Ne-Yo, David Guetta, and Bangladesh, was previously set to drop a week earlier on October 26.
Ms. Kelly is currently in the Land Down Under for an international promo tour. She performed at the Optus Love Lounge in Sydney for the Australian launch of the iPhone 4 and has been visiting radio stations.
She was interviewed by The Daily Telegraph where she spoke about a new girl power anthem she recorded called “I’m That Chick.” She also hopes to write with “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert. [Rap-Up]
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Dec 3 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Those flat-foots at The Grammys are throwing 19 degrees of ATL shade at Mrs. Koala Yummy, and she is not having it! Those tight jackets and Urban Outfitters glasses were purchased with hard earned money and now you will all know it!
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Nov 20 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The ladies and gentlequeens down south do not play when it comes to their pageants! After this little latin boy in drag walked away with the title of Miss Gay Brazil, another very angry contestant ripped that hair off and Fed-exed it to Jesus! Nobody likes a sore loser, except when this type of shit happens — thats when I love it! Sheree, are you watching this?
[video courtesy of D-Listed via JoshZilla]
In
Bitch You Tried It!,
Fall Into The Shade!,
Get Your Life Queen!,
God Don't Like Ugly!,
Have A Gay 'Ol Time!,
I Live!,
Ms. All Da Way Live,
My Lacefront Is My Life!,
Now That's A Bad Bitch!,
Somebody Needs A Hug,
Stomp The Pavement Queen!,
Sucks To Be You.,
That's A Damn Shame,
There's An App For That!,
YAAASSSSS!!!,
You Lose!,
You Mad?,
You...Better...Work!
Nov 18 2009
Written by Kid Fury
That damn Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences is at it again!
Few new artists in recent years have made an impact on the pop music scene as quickly as Lady Gaga, who won the Best New Artist VMA this September. But her catchy #1 hits and unpredictable performances aren’t enough to make her eligible for the new artist category at next year’s Grammy Awards.
According to Variety, because her song “Just Dance” was nominated for best dance recording at this year’s Grammy Awards, regulations state that the singer can’t be placed on the ballot as a new artist this January. She lost the Grammy last year to Daft Punk for their song “Harder Better Faster Stronger.” [ source ]
Well, she’ll probably end up snatching some little golden gramophone trophies in other categories! If not, then I’m sure Perez Hilton will stop Justin Bieber in the middle of a speech and speak on Gaga’s behalf.
Nov 13 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Rihanna Mae Bullock is blowing deadly smoke in the air with the “Russian Roulette” video. She even takes some time to roll on the river! Anyway, the video doesn’t exactly make me love the song, but it is cute…in a bloody, suicidal, Basic Instinct sort of way. Check it out for yourself.
Nov 13 2009
Written by Kid Fury
So, our little Eddy Gordo (google him) stopped by The Wendy Williams show to apologize to some more people and talk about the regular shit, but more importantly premiere his new video for “Crawl”. Seemed like a page out his autobiography to me. He sings about wanting his girl back as she soaks up the paparazzi lights and pays his ass dust. The ex-love is played by Ms Half-head herself — Cassie! Look at her booking gigs! I love it.
Oct 14 2009
Written by Kid Fury
It’s not very often that I use a post for anything other than belittling the privileged and famous, but since the web is a’rattling with blogger controversy, I thought I’d try to lend a helping hand — Kid Fury’s Top 5 Tips on How To Avoid Blog Beef! For the record, this is no shade to any bloggers. I love all of you and I am simply doing this for the past, present, and future. Now grab a pad and pen.
1. Realize that you are a blogger and NOT Beyoncé, Jay-Z, or Obama!
When bloggers start to tickle their own bussies and think they are celebrities, tragedy is surely soon to follow. Bitch, you post nonsense on the Internet just like the rest of us. Don’t get me wrong, I love to see hardworking bloggers do it big in the industry, but big, wide, strong egos can cause problems. Save that for the Creole brigade.
2. Worry about your own damn domain!
Wanna know how I avoid a lot of blog wars? I stay on sofurious.motherfuckingcom! Sure, I make stops at lots of other blogs, but what they do on their side of the neighborhood is their own damn business. I’m not going to tell you how to run your site and nobody should tell me how to run mine. When I’m on South Beach and I see niggas selling coke out of their trunk, I look the other way and keep walking — it’s none of my business and I don’t wanna get shot. Same here.
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Oct 12 2009
Written by Kid Fury
British pop artist, Mr. Hudson, was brought to his knees by Giselle: Yaki Princess and her powerful aura.
The UK-born singer provided the vocals for the track ‘Young Forever’, which features on Jay-Z’s Blueprint 3.
Mr Hudson said of the collaboration: “Of course, I was shitting myself! But when they flew me all the way to Hawaii, it gave me time to realize that they actually wanted me to be there.
“I’d be wasting their time if I was too intimidated or too nervous. I wanted to do the situation justice so I wasn’t going to be shaking like a leaf. But I was terrified of Beyoncé, though!” [source]
Understandable, but wait until you meet her mother. That lady has flying monkeys that will snatch your flesh off and fire breathing dragons!
Oct 9 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Diamond is tired of bitches like Star Jones, Aunt Viv, and Rocsi making it hard for women like her.
Star Jones and Vivica A. Fox may want to take shelter: Their former pal, LisaRaye McCoy, says they did her wrong – and she’s going to use her new reality show to prove it.
First up is former “View” co-host Jones, who raised McCoy’s ire by supposedly supporting Misick after the divorce. “LisaRaye hosted Star at her home in the Turks & Caicos for three weeks when Star was going through her divorce from Al Reynolds,” says a source close to the TV One series. “When the tables turned and McCoy’s marriage ended, Star was helping LisaRaye’s husband.”
McCoy says she was also double-crossed by former best friend Fox, who allegedly shared McCoy’s most intimate secrets with Misick. “LisaRaye hasn’t spoken to Vivica since,” said the source. [ source ]
According to the report, you can also expect LisaRaye to drag Rocsi and Duane Martin through the mud as well. The show will supposedly “make The Real Housewives of Atlanta look like a gathering of church ladies.”
Sep 11 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Wendy Williams is not having any of Chris Brown’s fucking guff. After Lil’ Street Fighter left a tweet calling Wendy Williams a man, the biggest queen of them all struck back with a low blow right to Chris’ coin purse.
It’s kind of funny, actually. I’m sure Wendy knows that people call her a man everyday, yet she chose to drop a backhand on this one. Some food for thought, folks!
