So, word is Omarion was seen riding around Hollywood in a brand new Bentley this week accompanied by his new “girlfriend”. On the count of three, let’s all throw in our side-eyes!

It’s cool that O is attempting to get over that heart-breaker, Bow Wow and his two-timing ways. However, there is no need for him to lie to himself. This is some bad business.

So, Sandra Rose is reporting that Yung Berg and Bow Wow are good chums now! They were seen together at a local bowling alley a few nights ago and as you can seen Shad could not keep his hands off of Berg. Talk about a chop! I bet their night ended in hot wax and cold lube.

Omarion, you should have logged on to dontdatehimgirl.com and checked this fool out before you let him pluck your rosebud. I don’t care how much he makes your booty toot!

Check out Forhedda leaving KFC (it figures) draped up like a tart version of one of The Lost Boys. Is that a Dereon bow?

I love how homegirl with the autumn sunrise hairdo talked Rih-Rih into adding her to the entourage — trying to be famous by association. Get on the Greyhound and take your clown-head ass home, girl!

Is this new picture of Teairra Mari supposed to symbolize the beginning of a rebellion against the wig crypt? I suggest she sits on down and gets back to sewing before Baby Daniel has her pissing in tin cans in the desert somewhere.

…looking like Zeena the Warrior Jackass.

Some of you sports fans, may know Santonio Holmes as the wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Others may know him as another football player with a criminal record. Now, we can all know him as the brother who likes to rock out with his cock out on the Internet. For some reason a photo of Holmes standing stark naked in the shower landed in my inbox today. I don’t get it. Is he pursuing a porn career or is Myspace starting a nude modeling feature?

Whatever. If anyone is interested in seeing a penis this evening (nobody can judge you but God), jump under the cut!

“‘Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.” ~ Alicia Keys claims that the government created gangsta rap as a genocide.

I’d have to disagree. “Gangsta rap” was a conception formed by gangsters — most of whom were black, and some who killed and/or would kill another black. I am not doubting that there are government officials who don’t mind watching our people slaughter one another. They may have even played a significant role in the frustrations that led to the gangster lifestyle and music, but I neither blame them for it, nor do I think they created it. Like Ronald Reagan sat down NWA and said “Listen. You ornery niggas have got to go. Commence with the killing”. 

I love you, Alicia…but you need to sit down.

[ quote via Blender ]

A wise man once told me that with riches and fame can sometimes come the feeling of nonfulfillment. Kobe has made basketball history, raped white women, and created a shoe for us all to laugh at in the local Foot Locker. What does he do next?

He jumps over speeding automobiles.

Sorry to say that this is not Jackass, and although I believe the stunt was rigged, if he was to get run over by that car, I would have laughed my ass off.

“Cocooned into a butterfly”, my ass! Cassie is more like one of those flying roaches in the projects.

A new song called “Official Girl” has been floating around the web recently. It is rumored to be the first single off of the Bad Boy starlet’s upcoming album. We were promised that a noticeable change was in order, but Cassie still sounds like shit to me. How many times do I have to say that this girl is better off modeling? Not everyone is meant to sing, so if she isn’t taking pictures or serving Big Bufords at the Checker’s Drive-Thru, I don’t give a damn!

Play: Cassie - Official Girl

Update: I vote for Karina Pasian!

There is a significantly toasty spot in Hell waiting for the bitch that did this to R.Kelly’s head. Kizzy, was it you?

I was making one of my regular runs through Miss Info’s blog and that’s when I ran into this. Let’s not act like we don’t know what this new hairdo symbolizes. Braids resembling that of a 5th grade girl…sprayed golden…golden showers…you do the math, here. I’m through.

Wait, shouldn’t this Negro be in prison by now?!

[ photo spotted @ Necole Bitchie ]

Is Da Brat out of the closet now? She looks to be going for a new lesbe-rific look that only she can pull off — call it butch chic! I’m just wondering how deep she had to journey into the wig crypt to find that sea urchin sitting atop her scalp.

Honestly speaking, I love Brat. Nobody has swag like her. I bet she walked into that event gripping every coochie in sight, with no apologies. Only because she’s a bad chick like that.