“We’ve always been friends (…) But we’re very close now,” ~ Rihanna on Chris Brown

I have a serious question. Why the hell do celebrities lie about their relationships? We all know they’re fucking, so what is the point of denying it?

Chris Brown and Forhedda were spotted all hugged and kissed up (which they could have done at the hotel or in the car if they are trying to hide it…lightbulb) at a Miami KFC after the Glow in the Dark show Tuesday night. Talk about an obvious ploy! Ya’ll take that shit somewhere.

Now if you are going to jack one’s wig game the least you could do is pull it off the right way. I mean, really!

I suppose this is a promotional photo for Ashanti’s “upcoming” album. Seeing as how I am not a fan of hers, I am definitely failing to understand her new attitude (can’t say I give a damn either). She is giving me some kind of Pulp Fiction/Vampire in Brooklyn feel here…like she bit Nelly’s penis off and keeps it in that cup.

[ spotted at ThatGrapeJuice // shouts to Ed the World Famous ]

So, word is Omarion was seen riding around Hollywood in a brand new Bentley this week accompanied by his new “girlfriend”. On the count of three, let’s all throw in our side-eyes!

It’s cool that O is attempting to get over that heart-breaker, Bow Wow and his two-timing ways. However, there is no need for him to lie to himself. This is some bad business.

So, Sandra Rose is reporting that Yung Berg and Bow Wow are good chums now! They were seen together at a local bowling alley a few nights ago and as you can seen Shad could not keep his hands off of Berg. Talk about a chop! I bet their night ended in hot wax and cold lube.

Omarion, you should have logged on to dontdatehimgirl.com and checked this fool out before you let him pluck your rosebud. I don’t care how much he makes your booty toot!

Check out Forhedda leaving KFC (it figures) draped up like a tart version of one of The Lost Boys. Is that a Dereon bow?

I love how homegirl with the autumn sunrise hairdo talked Rih-Rih into adding her to the entourage — trying to be famous by association. Get on the Greyhound and take your clown-head ass home, girl!

Is this new picture of Teairra Mari supposed to symbolize the beginning of a rebellion against the wig crypt? I suggest she sits on down and gets back to sewing before Baby Daniel has her pissing in tin cans in the desert somewhere.

…looking like Zeena the Warrior Jackass.

Some of you sports fans, may know Santonio Holmes as the wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Others may know him as another football player with a criminal record. Now, we can all know him as the brother who likes to rock out with his cock out on the Internet. For some reason a photo of Holmes standing stark naked in the shower landed in my inbox today. I don’t get it. Is he pursuing a porn career or is Myspace starting a nude modeling feature?

Whatever. If anyone is interested in seeing a penis this evening (nobody can judge you but God), jump under the cut!

“‘Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.” ~ Alicia Keys claims that the government created gangsta rap as a genocide.

I’d have to disagree. “Gangsta rap” was a conception formed by gangsters — most of whom were black, and some who killed and/or would kill another black. I am not doubting that there are government officials who don’t mind watching our people slaughter one another. They may have even played a significant role in the frustrations that led to the gangster lifestyle and music, but I neither blame them for it, nor do I think they created it. Like Ronald Reagan sat down NWA and said “Listen. You ornery niggas have got to go. Commence with the killing”. 

I love you, Alicia…but you need to sit down.

[ quote via Blender ]

A wise man once told me that with riches and fame can sometimes come the feeling of nonfulfillment. Kobe has made basketball history, raped white women, and created a shoe for us all to laugh at in the local Foot Locker. What does he do next?

He jumps over speeding automobiles.

Sorry to say that this is not Jackass, and although I believe the stunt was rigged, if he was to get run over by that car, I would have laughed my ass off.

“Cocooned into a butterfly”, my ass! Cassie is more like one of those flying roaches in the projects.

A new song called “Official Girl” has been floating around the web recently. It is rumored to be the first single off of the Bad Boy starlet’s upcoming album. We were promised that a noticeable change was in order, but Cassie still sounds like shit to me. How many times do I have to say that this girl is better off modeling? Not everyone is meant to sing, so if she isn’t taking pictures or serving Big Bufords at the Checker’s Drive-Thru, I don’t give a damn!

Play: Cassie - Official Girl

Update: I vote for Karina Pasian!