Oct 16 2009
Written by Kid Fury
So as I was lurking on WorldStarHipHop.com this afternoon, partaking in ghetto fight clips, I stumbled across a video by an artist named P. Reign (insert side-eye here), and I noticed something interesting — this Canadian rapper is supposedly “Drake’s Artist”. Therein lies my confusion.
How in the name of Droopy’s red perm can Drake have an artist when he’s still Lil Wayne’s artist? He doesn’t even have an album out! Survey says: F.O.H. — Fuck Outta Here!
Someone help me understand!
Sep 13 2009
Written by Kid Fury
In case you missed it, Kanye got back to his regular antics on tonight’s VMAs after Taylor Swift won her first Moonman. Apparently, Queen Omari felt that Beyoncé deserved the award and decided to bumrush the stage, snatch the mic, and tell the world before Taylor even got to thank anyone.
I wish someone would get this cunt a leash and a muzzle. He’s like a spoiled brat who’s always acting up and embarrassing the family at Red Lobster. Just because you make great music, doesn’t mean you can trample over the precious moments of innocent young white girls!
In the end, Beyoncé (who ended up winning Video of the Year, anyway) asked Taylor Swift to finish her acceptance speech and the entire auditorium booed every time someone said Kanye. What a mess.
Update: Kanye Apologizes!
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Bitch Sonic Boom!,
Bitch You Tried It!,
I'm Sorry. Come Again?,
Just Go Home!,
Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!,
Put It In Prayer,
Setting Us Back To Slavery!,
Somebody Gettin' Fired!,
Spit Yo Game -- Talk Yo Shit!,
Stewed Beef,
That's A Damn Shame,
The Sweet Taste of Publicity,
This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!,
When Tragic Negroes Attack!
Aug 31 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The Chris Brown interview with Larry King airs this Wednesday and a tiny preview clip has already leaked. All I have to say is, I will be clearing my schedule that night to catch the whole damn session, and you can expect me to be live on Twitter alongside it. Shit will be talked!
Aug 3 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Droopy Drake has written a blog after twirling around and busting his ass on stage last Friday night.
Angels and Demons
This bottle of Opus One is low but my spirits are high my friends. I am about 2 hours away from Toronto, CA where I will be spending the next chunk of time recovering from a surgery that I now must have. I embarked on this tour with a torn ACL, MCL, and LCL and due to the events that happened the other night lord only knows what other damage I have done. On the bright side I will begin the reflecting and soul searching that its going to take to make this album and my outfit on the night I fell was crack. I will forever push myself beyond the limits despite advice and recommendations given because even with this new found success I am still the kid who wanted this more than anything in the world. Its funny when I read comments from previous fans who have lost interest because of the radio play and exposure I have. I just want to assure anyone reading that nothing has changed on my end. I refuse to get comfortable, I refuse to fall in line and follow anyone elses formulas. I still work as if So Far Gone had never dropped and I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to gain entry to this game.
“Missing someone gets easier everyday. Because, even though it is one day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will”
See you soon.
Drizzy [ source ]
I have written a response to Drake’s response.
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Jul 21 2009
Written by Kid Fury
I’m giving you lovely people a bit-by-bit translation of Chris Pound’s apology video, because I was bored and it was something to do. Anyway, I really do feel like Chris’ robotic dialogue was from the heart and that we should stop crucifying his ass. He made a mistake like we all do and he doesn’t need to apologize to any of us, anyway — he didn’t beat our asses! If God can forgive him, then Yellow Cake is alright with me.
Jan 29 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Looks like the Fierce syndrome has taken over the one we call Pigpen. A good roll in the mud must have gotten some creative juices flowing, because Jim Jones is hitting bitches in the head with a new track called “Drug Dealer” — a Beyonce cover of “Diva”. Yes, the devil is working overtime, indeed. I’d love a response record from Barack Obama.
Play: Jim Jones – Drug Dealer
Tell me something, where your soap at?
Jun 5 2008
Written by Kid Fury
“I mean, I think it’s a little unrealistic, I’m married (laughs), I’m not a boy. It’s been three years past, you know? But we all have unrealistic goals too. Like shoot, I will always forever love Katie Holmes and Halle Berry. I don’t feel anyway about it. It does appear maybe to be a plug for something. She got a record coming or something?” ~ Usher on Chili’s comment about loving him.
Usher, suck balls! The fact that Chili would even say something so nice about you after you married a sasquatch is an act that should be respected and appreciated — not an unrealistic goal! Negroes be getting hitched and having bitchassed attitudes and shit!
