G-Unit TOS Cover

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.May.15th.2008 in Album Covers, Photoshop Hell // 3 Comments
 

Nothing very outstanding about this album cover, at all. So, we will see just how well it does.

Is that supposed to be Young Buck in the back? What is he doing?

[ cover via Rap Up ]

Why Mariah?

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.April.17th.2008 in Ain't This Some Shit?, Is That So?, Photoshop Hell // 3 Comments
 

Photoshop is the devil and the truth ain’t in it!

Us Weekly, I am neither interested in how Mariah (who is rocking that “Always Be My Baby” hairdo) lost 20 pounds, nor do I give a damn about her “teenage” body. The center of attention needs to be focused on why she is dressed like an off-duty girl scout selling Thin Mints and ass undercover.

E=Messy²

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.March.19th.2008 in Photoshop Hell, WTF?!, Who Approved This? // 4 Comments
 

I think she’s serious, too.

Kill a few ducks, take a photo, and run that shit through Photoshop — instant album cover! I see you, Mariah. The joy of modern technology is something, ain’t it?

Speaking of Tits…

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.February.28th.2008 in I Vote No!, Photoshop Hell, That's A Damn Shame // No Comments
 

So, I’m making a couple rounds on the celebrity fansites this chilly Miami afternoon and I happened upon this photo of Trina from Black Men Magazine (the one on the right). Then, I thought to myself, “something about this shit ain’t right”.

KaTrina, you know I love you like Rick Ross loves cake, but your tittays have never been that damn supple. No more Photoshop cut-ups, please! I don’t give a damn what the industry says is sexy! If you have a flat chest, embrace it! Squeeze those non-existing jugs and be proud of what you’ve got…or don’t got!