Why? No Really, Why?

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.April.17th.2008 in Ain't This Some Shit?, Have A Seat!, NSFW...Freak! // 6 Comments
 

Some of you sports fans, may know Santonio Holmes as the wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Others may know him as another football player with a criminal record. Now, we can all know him as the brother who likes to rock out with his cock out on the Internet. For some reason a photo of Holmes standing stark naked in the shower landed in my inbox today. I don’t get it. Is he pursuing a porn career or is Myspace starting a nude modeling feature?

Whatever. If anyone is interested in seeing a penis this evening (nobody can judge you but God), jump under the cut!

And Jesus Wept…

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.February.4th.2008 in Have A Seat!, I Vote No!, NSFW...Freak!, WTF?!, Your Opinion Please // 15 Comments
 

I was having a perfectly fine day, until some angel dropped off this photo in my inbox. Now, I already hate Soulja Boy and anyone affiliated with him (he is Hip-Hop smog), so imagine how I felt seeing a picture of the child with his little soulja in his hand…yes, his penis in his hand!

There is no real telling if the erection young DeAndre is holding is real, seeing as how it is covered in his shirt (could be his trusty dildo), but I am creeped out all the same! Somebody needs to call this 17-year old boy’s mama and ask that woman why she’s not whooping his ass!

If you want to sneak a peek at the “goods”, keep reading.