It’s been a while since I posted some info on The Baddest. Trina hit the stage for the Back To School Jam in GA last week — looking like a Liberty City backyard wrestler. I’m not sure what inspired the costume, but those Church’s Chicken thighs are so damn distracting that I gave up on everything else. You gotta love Trina.

I haven’t done a spotlight in a minute, due to me not really giving a damn about them, but I had to show major love to my favorite DJ in the world — DJ Dimples! When I say that nobody does the turntables justice like this woman, I mean that shit! Not only is she great at what she does, but she has a funky style and a great heart. So show her some respect…or I’ll come find you!

Add DJ Dimples on Myspace!

Download DJ Dimples’ Mixtape!

Vote for DJ Dimples @ The SEA Awards!

If you want to be in the Spotlight or know someone who should be, shoot me an email!

English fashion designer Vivienne Westwood put all these model hoes to shame yesterday during an appearance at London Fashion Week. Dollicia, who? I think she deserves to be greased up and sprawled out in Kanye’s next video. Does that good shit she is serving up above not get you to tingling? Bow down!

Who doesn’t want to read about the marvelous adventures of a big-footed Compton girl growing up with a tennis racket and a dream? I nominate this for a spot in Oprah’s book club, dammit! All they need is an audio book recorded by Maya Angelou. Now, how can we set up a “Buy One Get The Venus Story Free” deal?

No one on the corner has swagger like you, Zang Toi! The fashion designer blessed the ‘razzi with a taste of honey dew yesterday, during his showing at Fashion Week in New York. I can smell the sweet aroma of hibiscus seeping through my monitor as I type this out. You know you love it. Try not to lick your screen.

Pause for a second and allow yourself to take in this good shit. Whether you want to recognize it or not, Jennifer Hudson is serving these hoes with big girl delight like I’ve never seen. See I can be nice — if some of these fools would just do right. Grab a biscuit and sop up some of the excess juice that Ms. Hudson is offering. You know you want a taste.

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Your favorite singer’s favorite writer is gracing the cover of Trace Magazine this month…as a bad bitch should. Keri Hilson is kind of a big deal. She has all the sex appeal one needs and she didn’t have to battle through puss for us to see it.

I don’t think this should be too hard at all, but go ahead and guess who’s pierced booby this is!