Rape is no laughing matter. It is a serious subject — one that Antoine Dodson does not take lightly. Don’t get your ass whooped out on that block!
Thanks @steenfox!
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Dec 2 2009
The Boyle Is Coming For Your Wig!
No, that is not Nanny McPhee — it is a woman of great power! Underneath that ratty hair lives the brain of a superstar/dream-crusher.
“Britain’s Got Talent” runner-up Susan Boyle is exactly the kind of Christmas present the beleaguered music industry has been looking for. In a season that typically provides a plethora of button-bursting mega-releases, Boyle’s I Dreamed a Dream will smash sales records on the way to a #1 debut on the Billboard 200 chart next week.
According to figures provided by Nielsen SoundScan, Dream moved just shy of 701,000 albums in her first week on the charts, which gives her the 2009 sales crown in the U.S. over the Eminem’s Relapse, which sold 608,000. Boyle also topped the record for the highest debut by a female solo artist in the SoundScan era, Ashanti’s self-titled 2002 debut, which held the previous record at 503,000.
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Rihanna and Adam Lambert better apply some extra bonding glue and strap on helmets, because their scalps might be left to freeze in this harsh winter cold. Who’s mad?
Nov 20 2009Wig Snatching Defined
The ladies and gentlequeens down south do not play when it comes to their pageants! After this little latin boy in drag walked away with the title of Miss Gay Brazil, another very angry contestant ripped that hair off and Fed-exed it to Jesus! Nobody likes a sore loser, except when this type of shit happens — thats when I love it! Sheree, are you watching this?
In Bitch You Tried It!,Fall Into The Shade!,Get Your Life Queen!,God Don't Like Ugly!,Have A Gay 'Ol Time!,I Live!,Ms. All Da Way Live,My Lacefront Is My Life!,Now That's A Bad Bitch!,Somebody Needs A Hug,Stomp The Pavement Queen!,Sucks To Be You.,That's A Damn Shame,There's An App For That!,YAAASSSSS!!!,You Lose!,You Mad?,You...Better...Work!Nov 17 2009She’s Mighty-Mighty!
I could kick my blog day off with notes about Rihanna Mae’s drunk ass antics from last night, but I like to keep things spicy on here. So instead we’re going to discuss the brick house that is my girl Beth Ditto. In case you are new to her juiciness, Beth is the vocalist of indie rock band, The Gossip — she is also my sexy friend in the head who makes me grilled cheese!
Don’t ignore her fashion sense! You know you’re about to go on a Google hunt to find that dress and get your hair colored like her! I don’t blame you.
Sep 3 2009A Very Bitchie Birthday!
My blogger family, Necole Bitchie, celebrated her birthday yesterday at the Taj in New York. There were celebrities all over including Wale, Pound Puppy, Mario, That Girl From Harlem Heights Who Wants To Be Keri Hilson, and more. How nice!
Aug 26 2009Bury Me In A Quick Weave!
No words. You may blame FashionLIFE.
In 1243 -- None Of These Bitches Look Better Than Me!,Bitch You See Me,Get Your Life Queen!,I'm Sorry. Come Again?,If You Want Me You Can Watch Me On Your Video Phone,Is That So?,Jesus! I Need You!,Ms. All Da Way Live,Now That's A Bad Bitch!,Stomp The Pavement Queen!,That's A Damn Shame,This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!,WTF?!,Why?,You Doing The Most!,You...Better...Work!Aug 24 2009Big Zula Strikes Again!
Aunt Grace is still storming the stage with her snatch wrapped tightly in some exclusive garments — the world is terrified and entertained at the same time. I still believe that Grace Jones gallops through Central Park on her free time and eats raw ducks and Bad Boy rejects, but she still gets love on this here site.
Aug 11 2009Amber Isn’t Going Anywhere!
Kanye’s cuticle tenderizer, Amber Rose, plans on staying in our damn faces for a while. She’s done cameos in both Jay-Z and Kanye’s latest videos, made tons of celebrity friends, and got a modeling contract all by walking behind a rapper and somking cigarettes. I can’t even hate.
Here are two flicks from her new Complex spread c/o Crunk & Disorderly. Amber is a friend around these parts. Any chick that can have these pop chicks go into a head-shaving frenzy is cool with me.
Aug 7 2009Tampa’s Got Talent
Where was I when this footage was released?
Little Miss Goonette (of that Plies reality show that has yet to be) has been putting on stunts and shows for a while. Get into her America’s Got Talent audition. Please leave your comments and reviews on the video, because I couldn’t make it past 40 seconds.
Jul 24 2009Give In To The POWER!
Now this is what Fridays are all about!
Just when Solange and Rihanna thought they were bad, Diane Amos (aka The Pine-Sol Lady) does a drive-by on all these industry bitches. She is giving you face, hair, body, AND Isopropanol! Are you paying attention, world? On top of all that, this photo was inspired by a beautiful Tom Ford perfume ad featuring my queen, Erykah Badu. Please feel free to fall the hell out in dramatic cunt fashion at any time. I know I did.
But wait! There’s more!
