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Chris Brown Parties With Karcoochie For Halloween

Chris Brown Parties With Karcoochie For Halloween

Chris Brown and his alleged ex-girlfriend, Kampanwanna, spent Sunday night together at LA’s Greystone Manor to celebrate Halloween. Chris dressed as a really bad zombie baseball player and Koloncleanse just wore her prom dress. Although the two “friends” did attend the same party, they didn’t arrive or leave together, but in separate cars. The love [...]

October 30, 2012 Kid Fury Ch....., Let's Not...Not Today, The Sweet Taste of Publicity 68

Video: Nick Cannon Tries To Recreate Michael Jackson’s ‘Rock With You’

Video: Nick Cannon Tries To Recreate Michael Jackson’s ‘Rock With You’

In an attempt to promote his upcoming single, Famous, Nick Cannon released a teaser clip from the video featuring himself posing as King Michael Jackson in the “Rock With You” video. It’s bad enough that he plans to release new music, but… [...]

May 26, 2011 Kid Fury I Vote No!, Let's Not...Not Today, Pray For The Kids 23

Antoine Dodson Stars In ‘Rick Roll’ Movie

Antoine Dodson Stars In ‘Rick Roll’ Movie

I‘m still sort of processing what I’ve just seen, but it seems like Antoine Dodson and his microbraids are starring in a very low-budget parody film called The Chronicles of Rick Roll. The movie features a bunch of Youtube sensations gathered together with a play on movies like Alice in Wonderland, Inception and The Chronicles [...]

March 8, 2011 Kid Fury Let's Not...Not Today, Who Approved This? 20

A Taste of The Miami Houseflies Offering

A Taste of The Miami Houseflies Offering

See, I knew ahead of time that The Real Housewives of Miami would never be anything I’d find interesting. I see this type of shit at the express line of Winn-Dixie.  Well you can take this photo that Sister Fresh posted and make a decision on whether or not you’re willing to subject your eternal [...]

February 24, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, Let's Not...Not Today, Step In Jesus!, You Are Too Old For This! 23

Madea: The Black Swan

Madea: The Black Swan

Would I be able to file a lawsuit for this? My soul just moonwalked to Travis Porter’s basement. Tyler Perry is slaying with the movie posters again — this time it is for his upcoming flick, Madea’s Big Happy Family, which is based on the stage play of the same name. It’s a shame that [...]

February 1, 2011 Kid Fury Ch....., Let's Not...Not Today 5

Shaq & Hoopz Arrive At David Letterman

Shaq & Hoopz Arrive At David Letterman

Shaquille O’Neal and his fiancé Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander looked a plum Beauty and The Beast fool arriving at David Letterman today. I refuse to deal with that tracksuit this evening, but you can get a piece for yourself. I’m sure Shaunie O’Neal will be prank calling Hoopz in season 3 of Basketball Flies. Watch your [...]

January 4, 2011 Kid Fury Let's Not...Not Today, When Tragic Negroes Attack! 8

The Kardashian Khristmas Kard

The Kardashian Khristmas Kard

It’s like the Addams Family Values all over again. I just won’t be able to do this today — not after Ronda Austin’s story of power. If you’re feeling shady, post whatever message you think lies within the card. Lots of love to my twin sister, Fresh! [...]

December 16, 2010 Kid Fury Caption This!, Let's Not...Not Today 25